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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1926: May 5th 2012 at 4:09:46 PM

A cannon that shoots devastating beams of light at its target.

The Auld Lang Syne

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
flygon250 Since: Dec, 2010
#1928: May 8th 2012 at 3:02:19 AM

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The heartful cry is now a power in Kid Icarus Uprising. It makes pit cry tears that do little damage and require to be close to the enemy, but if you successfully cherry tap a foe with this power, you receive three times as many hearts than you normally would from defeating that enemy.

Introducing the Turfrooter 3009!

edited 8th May '12 3:03:11 AM by flygon250

AtomJames I need a drink Since: Apr, 2010
I need a drink
#1929: May 8th 2012 at 4:08:21 AM

a 5ft tungton rod delivered from space

The Advocate

Theres sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime and at least the trains all run on time but they dont go anywhere.
SuperHeroineAddict freakin' metal Since: Nov, 2011
freakin' metal
#1930: May 10th 2012 at 8:27:30 PM

The Advocate is an enchanted briefcase, kind of like Pandora from DMC 4. When opened, a bright golden light spills out, healing and protecting the innocent. It has a sister weapon in the form of the Prosecutor; that one unleashes a crimson light that slays the guilty. Search me as to wear it belongs, though; it would turn Phoenix Wright into an entirely different genre of game...

Speaking of twin weapons, Mobius and Klein.

edited 10th May '12 8:32:55 PM by SuperHeroineAddict

Another TL:DR post.
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1931: May 11th 2012 at 12:10:53 AM

Mobius: A state-of-the-art gun that shoots energy bullets that detonates on impact, creating lots of small explosions that can severely damage an enemy.

Klein: A sword with a broad yet sharp blade, designed to both slice foes and deflect projectiles.

The AMS Magnum

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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1932: May 11th 2012 at 1:34:07 AM

A custom-made high-caliber handgun used exclusively by the Zombie-hunting AMS with specially designed bullets specifically tailored for maximum stopping power. The gun itself is relatively light and easy to handle despite it's rather intimidating size.

Shining Caliber twin swords

edited 11th May '12 1:34:25 AM by Strigon

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Beedle Since: Sep, 2010
#1933: May 14th 2012 at 1:39:01 PM

A pair of short swords which appear normal to the eyes of good people, but to those with evil in their hearts, they give off a blinding, painful light which forces them to recoil.

Goliath's Hate.

Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1934: May 14th 2012 at 1:45:53 PM

a giant, demonic sword that makes people violent within a 20 mile radius.

Fluffy shooter.

edited 14th May '12 1:46:41 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1935: May 14th 2012 at 4:52:17 PM

A gun made from cloth and cotton...that shoots demonic bunnies that tears apart its targets limb from limb.

The Final Countdown

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1936: May 14th 2012 at 5:01:49 PM

A highly elaborate yet highly impractical semi-automatic poison dart gun. The poison kills within exactly five minutes of puncturing the skin.

The Greasy Sausage

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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1937: May 14th 2012 at 10:08:47 PM

Sausage-shaped grenades that, when detonated, unleashes black, greasy oil that blinds its victims. The oil smells like a nice cooked sausage which attracts would-be victims in. To the targets, however, it smells like rotten cow carcass.

The Space Oddity

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Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
#1938: May 14th 2012 at 11:55:24 PM

Space Oddity: Secret project undertaken by the USAF and NASA as a ultimate last resort to destroy the world along with an occupied United States. Causes meteors to rain upon Earth.

The Apocalypse Typewriter.

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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1939: May 18th 2012 at 3:15:55 AM

Similar to the eponymous Death Note, any name typed using this typewriter is killed in a horrible manner. Type the name of an object, and every single copy of that object will be destroyed. Type in "the universe...", and...

The Sweet Victory

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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1941: Jun 25th 2012 at 4:32:58 AM

A pike, the blade of which is manufactured out of extremely condensed cane sugar.

The Doomfist.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1942: Jun 25th 2012 at 6:44:37 AM

A code name for a planet-destroying positron bomb.

Anti-Torpedo Solution

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1943: Jun 28th 2012 at 8:51:08 AM

A tiny spider like deice that latches onto torpedos, missiles etc and changes their targeting course.

Absolution.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1944: Jun 28th 2012 at 10:43:56 PM

Omnipotent weapon capable of reducing anything to pure nothingness. It was sealed away due to its sheer power.

The Flower of Life.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1945: Jul 19th 2012 at 8:03:51 PM

An odd, spore-throwing weapon with a colorful, flowery paintjob. Its spores take root in the target's armor and flesh, blooming into countless flowers and thereby blinding, encumbering, and often suffocating them. As well, a great plume of poisonous gas erupts from the mess after about twenty seconds. What corpses are left by this are completely covered by a massive carpet of vivid vegetation within minutes.

The Nine Thousand Iron.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#1946: Jul 19th 2012 at 10:58:47 PM

The Nine Thousand Iron is a driver (a.k.a. a golf club) that has been reinforced for combat purposes, and includes a jet engine behind the sweet spot. A proper hit can deliver over 9,000 G's of force to its target.

Mr. Sandman

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Beedle Since: Sep, 2010
#1948: Jul 20th 2012 at 5:28:38 AM

A blessed bishop's staff, used to exorcise evil spirits of the dead.

The 21-Gun Middle Finger.

Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
SquadalaGuy Magic Prophet from Squadala! We're Off! Since: May, 2011
Magic Prophet
#1949: Jul 21st 2012 at 1:49:15 AM

A massive finger that shoots 21 guns' gunpowder (all types of guns times 21) worth of damage, even can cause WTF BOOM!!! (insert madman laugh), Supernovas, Big Bangs, cancellation of The Big Bang Theory, or even destroy life (to all universes) and it's meaning to nothing.

The "That's Gooda!" Cheese + Cheese Pun Cannon, branded by the FUCKING HORN OF PROTECTION, AKA A FUCKING HUMANOID TALKING SUPER RHINO.

"The Horn of Protection is here for you, Timmy!" - Hank the Super Cheese Loving Rhino Guard from Fairly Odd Parents
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1950: Aug 3rd 2012 at 2:10:41 PM

Something utterly ridiculous, with random capitals needlessly peppered throughout it to confound the enemy.

The Triumvirate.


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