OK first things first, the image of a filthy, leering android following people around just made me laugh for like, a minute non-stop.
Now, your weapon.
Photopollen is a bomb utilised by the Holy Troops of the Burning Flower, an evangelical army that wishes to convert everyone in its galaxy to its fiery flower god. The bomb, thrown by hand, bursts into millions and millions of tiny pollen-like particles of light which spread across a huge area, blinding massive numbers of the enemy with its light and burning them with its heat.
The Babooner.
One barbarian armed with Infinity +1 Sword and clad in Plot Armor. About as broken as you may expect.
Divine Alliance.
A sword, its blade a feather of the Archangel Gabriel, its hilt made from the staff of Moses, its sheath from Abraham's ram.
Windrider.
An immensely powerful flamethrower that is empowered by scattering the ashes of its victims over it.
The Kimi no Kioku (trans: Memories Of You)
edited 13th Oct '12 10:52:07 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!An enchanted dai-katana that can absorb and give memories on touch.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.A simple chain whip used to discipline unruly officers...and on rare occasions, to fight vampires.
Bass Cannon
Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!A bass guitar. THAT FIRES MUSIC NOTES WHEN YOU PLAY IT HARD ENOUGH. A la Scott Pilgrim.
Prodley
edited 4th May '12 6:57:54 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
The Chew Toy of Gaming
This pistol is dubbed the Off-The-Railgun because it can impart enough kinetic force to derail a train, even if it's shot at the windshield.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.405 File not created
The Cannon of Whoopass.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.

A strange poison that kills after exactly three days, but shows no symptons of any kind before suddenly killing the victim. Whoever is infected with this has three days left to either find the antidote, or else make sure that they're ready to die.
The Shinespark
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D