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neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
#1901: Apr 19th 2012 at 6:17:18 AM

A strange poison that kills after exactly three days, but shows no symptons of any kind before suddenly killing the victim. Whoever is infected with this has three days left to either find the antidote, or else make sure that they're ready to die.

The Shinespark

Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
RoyalArchetype The Girl Your Mother Warned You About from The Ninth Ring Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
#1902: Apr 19th 2012 at 6:47:35 AM

A high-power stun gun. It takes a moment to charge up to full power (it shines while it does), but when it does it can knock out a fully grown elephant.

Bad Touch

DemoralizedAnt Book Fort is Best Fort from Chairman Cheng's broom closet Since: Jun, 2011
Book Fort is Best Fort
#1903: Apr 19th 2012 at 7:18:43 AM

Gloves imbued with an enchantment that gives its wearer a more powerful punch.

Excalibur Prime

Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!
Nightraid May Dhunia guide me on my path. Since: Jan, 2001
May Dhunia guide me on my path.
#1904: Apr 19th 2012 at 8:18:14 AM

Excalibr 2.0, with added shinyness and even greater power than before.

Vent Mite.

Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.
Beedle Since: Sep, 2010
#1905: Apr 19th 2012 at 8:35:13 AM

A species of robotic insect designed to infiltrate buildings through air vents and self-destruct, destroying vital enemy facilities.

The R.O.A.R.

Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
RoyalArchetype The Girl Your Mother Warned You About from The Ninth Ring Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
#1906: Apr 19th 2012 at 12:27:41 PM

The Robotically Operated Assault Rhino

Self-explanatory, really.

The Leer

edited 19th Apr '12 12:28:01 PM by RoyalArchetype

Nightraid May Dhunia guide me on my path. Since: Jan, 2001
May Dhunia guide me on my path.
#1907: Apr 19th 2012 at 1:07:40 PM

Psychological warfare android designed to make people intensly uncomfortable by, well, constantly leering at them.

Photopollen

Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1908: Apr 19th 2012 at 4:03:05 PM

OK first things first, the image of a filthy, leering android following people around just made me laugh for like, a minute non-stop.

Now, your weapon.

Photopollen is a bomb utilised by the Holy Troops of the Burning Flower, an evangelical army that wishes to convert everyone in its galaxy to its fiery flower god. The bomb, thrown by hand, bursts into millions and millions of tiny pollen-like particles of light which spread across a huge area, blinding massive numbers of the enemy with its light and burning them with its heat.

The Babooner.

RoyalArchetype The Girl Your Mother Warned You About from The Ninth Ring Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
#1909: Apr 19th 2012 at 4:08:26 PM

A large bazooka-like weapon that launches angry screeching baboons. Must be reloaded after each shot, unless the baboons are willing to sit on each others laps.

Deserted Morrow

Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1910: Apr 19th 2012 at 4:11:04 PM

Gas-based weapon that sterilizes both women and men. Dropped on enemy cities you really, really don't like.

Rock you monkeys.

thatonedude Anti Alien robot from The moon Since: Nov, 2010
Anti Alien robot
#1911: Apr 19th 2012 at 7:22:43 PM

An air compression weapon that loads and fires small stone monkey statues.

The pyrosis cannon

edited 19th Apr '12 7:23:04 PM by thatonedude

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#1912: Apr 19th 2012 at 8:10:33 PM

[up]really burns the heart out of your enemies.

The Black Stylus of Imle.

darnpenguin Yakka Foob Mog from one friend to another Since: Jan, 2001
Yakka Foob Mog
#1913: Apr 19th 2012 at 8:48:48 PM

A massive black chisel imbued with dark power after used to slay the vampire god at the end of the dawn age.

Lucky Conan Sue

edited 19th Apr '12 8:49:05 PM by darnpenguin

Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#1914: Apr 20th 2012 at 7:49:51 AM

One barbarian armed with Infinity +1 Sword and clad in Plot Armor. About as broken as you may expect.

Divine Alliance.

Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1915: Apr 20th 2012 at 8:01:53 AM

A sword, its blade a feather of the Archangel Gabriel, its hilt made from the staff of Moses, its sheath from Abraham's ram.

Windrider.

RoyalArchetype The Girl Your Mother Warned You About from The Ninth Ring Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
#1916: Apr 20th 2012 at 9:23:52 AM

A large razor-edge hang glider.

The Funeral Pyre

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1917: Apr 25th 2012 at 3:55:30 AM

An immensely powerful flamethrower that is empowered by scattering the ashes of its victims over it.

The Kimi no Kioku (trans: Memories Of You)

edited 13th Oct '12 10:52:07 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1918: May 3rd 2012 at 10:15:40 PM

An enchanted dai-katana that can absorb and give memories on touch.

The Chain of Command.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
DemoralizedAnt Book Fort is Best Fort from Chairman Cheng's broom closet Since: Jun, 2011
Book Fort is Best Fort
#1919: May 4th 2012 at 6:37:14 AM

A simple chain whip used to discipline unruly officers...and on rare occasions, to fight vampires.

Bass Cannon

Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1920: May 4th 2012 at 6:57:20 AM

A bass guitar. THAT FIRES MUSIC NOTES WHEN YOU PLAY IT HARD ENOUGH. A la Scott Pilgrim.

Prodley

edited 4th May '12 6:57:54 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Beedle Since: Sep, 2010
#1921: May 4th 2012 at 1:06:14 PM

An extra-long broom handle used for prodding people. Best used on targets balanced precariously on the edges of cliffs.

The Off-The-Railgun.

Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#1922: May 4th 2012 at 1:14:28 PM

This pistol is dubbed the Off-The-Railgun because it can impart enough kinetic force to derail a train, even if it's shot at the windshield.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1923: May 4th 2012 at 1:23:05 PM

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The Cannon of Whoopass.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1924: May 5th 2012 at 8:36:44 AM

A cannon that is opened up rather than fired. Has been known to take its victims on down to arse-kick town.

Lord Distort.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1925: May 5th 2012 at 9:08:46 AM

A controllable puppet that does weird, trippy shit to everyone in the surrounding area.

Lucion.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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