Roughly resembling a very thickly armoured soft drink can with extra doodads bolted on, the Charger isn't a weapon in and of itself; instead, it attaches to and charges up energy weapons, making for a more powerful shot. Its' characteristic whirring has heralded the death of many a foe, no matter how powerful they are.
Σ Cannon
Locking you up on radar since '09The amount of force the sigma cannon exerts is equal to the sum of the mass placed on top of the cannon, rather than inside the cannon. This obviously augments the power of the cannonball being fired, meaning that one does not have to use a giant cannonball to get incredible results. As such, an average cannonball for the sigma cannon is about the size of a small stress ball.
The Name Game Weapon.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.A mysterious weapon that appears out of nowhere in times of need. It is constructed out of an unknown alloy that constantly shifts and changes shape. The weapon may take the form of a sword one minute and a mace the next, thus only warriors possessing not only skill in all disciplines of combat, but the skill to predict when the weapon will next shift, and what form it will take. The weapon's name comes from the runes on the blade, which shift with the rest of the weapon and are thus unreadable. These runes presumably spell out the name given to it by it's creator, and have become a poular topic of discussion with scholars.
Artificial Dakmaku Launcher.
Warriors, torchbearers, come redeem our dreams. Shine a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.Destroys only things that were fixed by the De-Fragmentation Device, and makes it so that the thing being Re-Fragmented isn't put back together again. Useless on anything that hasn't been De-Fragmented.
The Mirror Gun
edited 12th Nov '11 1:59:15 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.A solar-powered laser rifle which fires beams that turn any surface into mirrors which are gateways to a dimension filled with mirrors. All mirrors are interconnected.
Samurai Jacques
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.A cursed french sword that sends the target an unspecified amount of time to the future, whereas return is virtually impossible without departing on a journey of extensive Character Development.
Solar-Night Rifle
There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.A Gauss Rifle that runs on solar power but only fires at night. It is also silenced.
R&R
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.ignore
edited 14th Nov '11 7:42:02 PM by ShadowBender
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.A magic staff, the "The The" 'the's the target, making it the only one of its kind. The others will either disappear, or the universe will change so that they did not become like the target (So feel free to make "The John".) You use the "The The" by pointing it at the target and saying "The *target description*". Useful against identical mooks. Useless against things that are already one of a kind. And rabbits, for some reason.
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edited 14th Nov '11 7:56:18 PM by ParkingCetacean
And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.A Kill Sat of unthinkable destruction that it has no name, and is simply known as "The" but some mangle it into "The The!"
EDIT: GAAAH NINJAS WHATEVER THAT DESCRIPTION IS FOR BOTH THE ABOVE NOW!
Drill Cannon
edited 14th Nov '11 7:58:09 PM by KuroFox
Sonic hates SOPAA steam-powered cannon cobbled together from old railway engines to defend a frontier town from a bandit attack. It is capable of launching just about any piece of junk loaded into it, from boulders to railway spikes to angry rattlesnkaes. The weapon gets it's name from Nancy O'Dwyer, the only engineer in the town skilled enough (or crazy enough) to operate it.
The Wheels Of Fate.
Warriors, torchbearers, come redeem our dreams. Shine a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.Two large chakrani held together by a chain.
It's as impractical as it sounds.
Table Turner
Sonic hates SOPAAn ancient Atlantean artifact that shoots several colored beams of light. Each color does a different thing, and each beam changes color randomly and rapidly. The beams are all shot side by side in a straight line, giving the appearance of a very long comb.
Sir Shmirtidimis, Rifle Extraordinaire
And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.A revolutionary weapon that can fire upwards of three million infinitesimal lead slivers in one shot. It has to be reloaded, with a magazine roughly the size of a crate, after every five shots. Its nickname comes from the fact that its targets are commonly reduced to an exceedingly fine powder.
The Quake n' Shake.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.An obscenely large war hammer that can only be wielded by those of extreme might. One swing to the ground and it can cause earthquakes for miles. The only drawback is that the user suffers recoil in the form of shaking for the next five minutes.
Alpha Armor OS ver. 4.13
edited 1st Dec '11 7:23:22 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanA cluster bomb invented by Barry. They bury themselves in the ground and destroy things from below.
The Antidisestablishmentarianism-Inator!
edited 1st Dec '11 10:18:00 PM by Joesolo
I'm baaaaaaack

A small, one-seater jet plane with a radar jammer on it. Good for recon.
The Charger.