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RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#1776: Nov 11th 2011 at 3:04:58 PM

A small, one-seater jet plane with a radar jammer on it. Good for recon.

The Charger.

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1777: Nov 11th 2011 at 3:10:14 PM

Roughly resembling a very thickly armoured soft drink can with extra doodads bolted on, the Charger isn't a weapon in and of itself; instead, it attaches to and charges up energy weapons, making for a more powerful shot. Its' characteristic whirring has heralded the death of many a foe, no matter how powerful they are.

Σ Cannon

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WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1778: Nov 11th 2011 at 3:19:53 PM

The amount of force the sigma cannon exerts is equal to the sum of the mass placed on top of the cannon, rather than inside the cannon. This obviously augments the power of the cannonball being fired, meaning that one does not have to use a giant cannonball to get incredible results. As such, an average cannonball for the sigma cannon is about the size of a small stress ball.

The Name Game Weapon.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Naysayer child of a dark lexicon Since: Aug, 2010
child of a dark lexicon
#1779: Nov 12th 2011 at 9:04:13 AM

A mysterious weapon that appears out of nowhere in times of need. It is constructed out of an unknown alloy that constantly shifts and changes shape. The weapon may take the form of a sword one minute and a mace the next, thus only warriors possessing not only skill in all disciplines of combat, but the skill to predict when the weapon will next shift, and what form it will take. The weapon's name comes from the runes on the blade, which shift with the rest of the weapon and are thus unreadable. These runes presumably spell out the name given to it by it's creator, and have become a poular topic of discussion with scholars.

Artificial Dakmaku Launcher.

Warriors, torchbearers, come redeem our dreams. Shine a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#1780: Nov 12th 2011 at 1:38:21 PM

A hologram projector that projects a large holographic illusion of multiple colorful energy bullets flying towards someone. Doesn't actually hurt, but is good for scaring them.

The Re-Fragmentation Device.

WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1781: Nov 12th 2011 at 1:58:03 PM

Destroys only things that were fixed by the De-Fragmentation Device, and makes it so that the thing being Re-Fragmented isn't put back together again. Useless on anything that hasn't been De-Fragmented.

The Mirror Gun

edited 12th Nov '11 1:59:15 PM by WertyYertrew

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1782: Nov 13th 2011 at 9:08:23 PM

A solar-powered laser rifle which fires beams that turn any surface into mirrors which are gateways to a dimension filled with mirrors. All mirrors are interconnected.

Samurai Jacques

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Pikaninja7 CEO Misaki from United Sanctuary Since: Dec, 2009
CEO Misaki
#1783: Nov 14th 2011 at 7:20:26 PM

A cursed french sword that sends the target an unspecified amount of time to the future, whereas return is virtually impossible without departing on a journey of extensive Character Development.

Solar-Night Rifle

There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1784: Nov 14th 2011 at 7:35:10 PM

A Gauss Rifle that runs on solar power but only fires at night. It is also silenced.

R&R

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1785: Nov 14th 2011 at 7:36:33 PM

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edited 14th Nov '11 7:42:02 PM by ShadowBender

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1786: Nov 14th 2011 at 7:49:48 PM

Two revolvers glued together set off by a single trigger. Rather unwieldy.

The The

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
ParkingCetacean I don't know. from a computer Since: Oct, 2011
I don't know.
#1787: Nov 14th 2011 at 7:55:50 PM

A magic staff, the "The The" 'the's the target, making it the only one of its kind. The others will either disappear, or the universe will change so that they did not become like the target (So feel free to make "The John".) You use the "The The" by pointing it at the target and saying "The *target description*". Useful against identical mooks. Useless against things that are already one of a kind. And rabbits, for some reason.

....._.

edited 14th Nov '11 7:56:18 PM by ParkingCetacean

And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#1788: Nov 14th 2011 at 7:56:03 PM

A Kill Sat of unthinkable destruction that it has no name, and is simply known as "The" but some mangle it into "The The!"

EDIT: GAAAH NINJAS WHATEVER THAT DESCRIPTION IS FOR BOTH THE ABOVE NOW!

Drill Cannon

edited 14th Nov '11 7:58:09 PM by KuroFox

Sonic hates SOPA
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1789: Nov 15th 2011 at 12:31:32 AM

A gun that fires drills at people. It's really, REALLY dangerous.

Rattlin' Nancy.

Naysayer child of a dark lexicon Since: Aug, 2010
child of a dark lexicon
#1790: Nov 15th 2011 at 11:27:03 AM

A steam-powered cannon cobbled together from old railway engines to defend a frontier town from a bandit attack. It is capable of launching just about any piece of junk loaded into it, from boulders to railway spikes to angry rattlesnkaes. The weapon gets it's name from Nancy O'Dwyer, the only engineer in the town skilled enough (or crazy enough) to operate it.

The Wheels Of Fate.

Warriors, torchbearers, come redeem our dreams. Shine a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#1791: Nov 15th 2011 at 11:58:34 AM

Two large chakrani held together by a chain.

It's as impractical as it sounds.

Table Turner

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WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1792: Nov 15th 2011 at 5:55:14 PM

A metal clamp with the strength to easily pick up large tables from the side. Can be used to pick people up as well.

This Is A Weapon.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1793: Nov 15th 2011 at 6:18:03 PM

A very straightforward, albeit slightly useless wooden sword.

Hive Matrix

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1794: Nov 15th 2011 at 6:30:56 PM

A giant square boxy thing with a bunch of different slots that you can shoot bees out of when you press a button on the bottom. It's surprisingly light.

The Comb Raver.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
ParkingCetacean I don't know. from a computer Since: Oct, 2011
I don't know.
#1795: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:06:24 PM

An ancient Atlantean artifact that shoots several colored beams of light. Each color does a different thing, and each beam changes color randomly and rapidly. The beams are all shot side by side in a straight line, giving the appearance of a very long comb.

Sir Shmirtidimis, Rifle Extraordinaire

And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
Pikaninja7 CEO Misaki from United Sanctuary Since: Dec, 2009
CEO Misaki
#1796: Nov 15th 2011 at 10:52:12 PM

A sentient rifle that speaks with ye olde english and will only agree to fire at less than cultured people. It is a killjoy at parties, but a whiz at chess.

Doin' Fine!

There is no night without dawn. The sun is always sure to rise.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1797: Dec 1st 2011 at 7:07:50 PM

A revolutionary weapon that can fire upwards of three million infinitesimal lead slivers in one shot. It has to be reloaded, with a magazine roughly the size of a crate, after every five shots. Its nickname comes from the fact that its targets are commonly reduced to an exceedingly fine powder.

The Quake n' Shake.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1798: Dec 1st 2011 at 7:22:37 PM

An obscenely large war hammer that can only be wielded by those of extreme might. One swing to the ground and it can cause earthquakes for miles. The only drawback is that the user suffers recoil in the form of shaking for the next five minutes.

Alpha Armor OS ver. 4.13

edited 1st Dec '11 7:23:22 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
wikkit Since: Sep, 2009
#1799: Dec 1st 2011 at 8:35:36 PM

  • 10 Resist
  • 20 Elec. Resist
  • 1000GP.

The Barry Bombs

edited 1st Dec '11 8:35:55 PM by wikkit

Joesolo Indiana Solo Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Indiana Solo
#1800: Dec 1st 2011 at 10:17:07 PM

A cluster bomb invented by Barry. They bury themselves in the ground and destroy things from below.

The Antidisestablishmentarianism-Inator!

edited 1st Dec '11 10:18:00 PM by Joesolo

I'm baaaaaaack

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