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ParkingCetacean I don't know. from a computer Since: Oct, 2011
I don't know.
#1751: Oct 23rd 2011 at 9:01:38 PM

A laser weapon developed by GAR Industries. When shot at someone, the victim's head becomes incredibly manly. Their head grows to 3 times the normal size, primarily from chin, jaw, cheekbone, and forehead growth. Their neck, collarbones, and shoulders also grow, but to a lesser extent. They grow a very manly beard, and all of their hair becomes very spikey. Their voice becomes extremely deep, and their yells are louder than airplane engines. Their brain becomes 90% muscle. Sadly, this weapon does not affect the body at all, and any attempts for it to do so have only resulted in the victim turning into Chris Farley.

Wingdings.

And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#1752: Oct 24th 2011 at 12:39:54 PM

A neurotoxin powder that, when breathed in, causes the target to begin speaking in an unintelligble gibberish. Packed into a ball and thrown from a sling, it can render an enemy general incapable of giving orders. The weapon became to ubiquitous that Microsoft named a dingbat font after it.

The Grim Man.

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#1753: Oct 25th 2011 at 8:00:09 PM

A full-body robe styled to make the wearer look like the mythical Grim Reaper. It bestows the ability to see who is closest to death, allowing the wearer to pick targets more strategically. It looks stylish, too.

Cobra Mustang. Not to be confused with the Ford Mustang Cobra, though you can see where I got this idea.

edited 25th Oct '11 8:00:49 PM by RocketDude

WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1754: Oct 25th 2011 at 8:03:31 PM

It's a gun that transforms into a car. What else could you possibly need?

The Wumbological Monstrositifier.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#1755: Oct 27th 2011 at 12:08:54 AM

Its a shrinkray, setting it to Wumbo was not effective.

The Visualizer

ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1756: Oct 27th 2011 at 4:49:10 AM

A ray gun that can temporarily implant memories and skills into the mind of the person it's fired on. It runs off the creativity of the user.

The Wang Dang Atomic Tango.

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#1757: Oct 27th 2011 at 11:33:02 AM

A martial arts technique, resembling a tango but much sillier looking. Completion of said technique somehow causes the splitting of an atom and immediate atomic explosion of the dancer.

The aether-fueled non-newtonian assault rifle (AFFNAR).

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#1758: Oct 27th 2011 at 12:52:44 PM

A rifle powered by an as yet unknown background energy field that causes the target to lose consciousness due to spontaneous understanding of quantum mechanics.

The scepter of waterfowl defenestration

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1759: Oct 27th 2011 at 2:45:48 PM

sceptre which sends all manner of ducks, geese and swans hurtling out of the nearest window. DOES NOT WORK ON NON-AQUATIC BIRDS.

The Dirty Gertie.

ParkingCetacean I don't know. from a computer Since: Oct, 2011
I don't know.
#1760: Oct 27th 2011 at 4:02:19 PM

A device that opens up a portal and an interdimensional bridge. Arnold's grandmother, riding a dinosaur, comes out of the portal and shoots laser guided dirty bombs at your targets. It is advised not to use this weapon on windy days, or near the store 'Target'.

The Eternal Duckling Gun.

And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#1761: Oct 27th 2011 at 4:24:35 PM

This dangerous weapon turns the target into a duckling. Permanently. Nothing can change them back. Ducklings made this way are also immortal and will never grow up into full-fledged ducks.

The Curse-inator!!

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Suttungr Clueless Slacker from Right here, dood. (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Clueless Slacker
#1762: Oct 27th 2011 at 8:39:21 PM

A rifle that hits the target with every known curse; it continually updates with every curse it encounters. Users beware, however, as it curses them with awesome, too.

Deathreaper.

DOOD!!!
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1763: Oct 28th 2011 at 6:21:49 AM

A scythe that is powered by carbon. It can bring someone long-dead to life. They can still be killed, though.

Boom Boom Pow

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1764: Nov 5th 2011 at 9:33:30 PM

The first boom is because of the gunpowder. The second boom is because of the C-4. The pow is because the inventor couldn't think of a better onomatopoeia for a miniaturized atomic bomb.

Sheogorath's Backscratcher (Trickster God from Oblivion).

edited 5th Nov '11 9:36:46 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1765: Nov 5th 2011 at 9:42:35 PM

A Backscratcher once owned by a Mad God, Despite it's awesome power; many mages are afraid to use it for it drives it's users to cat-licking, baby punting and powder-snorting madness. Thus limiting it's users to the already insane.

Felguard Hellcleaver

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1766: Nov 5th 2011 at 9:45:39 PM

A tiny cleaver that would be a deadly weapon if you were two inches tall. It contains the power of hellfire itself, and sets anybody who isn't killed by it on fire.

The Ultramagnitifier Matterizing Bazookapistol.

edited 5th Nov '11 9:45:58 PM by WertyYertrew

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#1767: Nov 5th 2011 at 10:53:09 PM

A deceptively small pistol that fires salvos of antimatter rockets.

The Proffessor

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1768: Nov 6th 2011 at 1:35:04 AM

A gatling plasma gun that can only be deadly when used by someone of a high intelligence.

South Sun Fist

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
IuraCivium Space General from Eagle Land (Long Runner) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Space General
#1769: Nov 6th 2011 at 8:50:07 PM

A glove that bursts into intense flames when winding up for a punch and gains inertia as the punch is executed.

Cannon of Hercules

Star Trek exists in large part because Tsar Nicholas II Romanov was assassinated and I don't know how to feel about that
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#1770: Nov 9th 2011 at 1:58:55 PM

A cannon that fires fist shaped projectiles that weight a ton!

Arc Breath

Sonic hates SOPA
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#1771: Nov 9th 2011 at 6:55:23 PM

A mortar shaped like a dragon's head; the mortar can fire high-explosive, incendiary, and EMP rounds at almost any angle, and can be used as a makeshift flamethrower in an emergency.

The Scholar

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#1772: Nov 9th 2011 at 7:01:42 PM

A smaller version of The Professor that only requires one to be open to knowledge to use.

The Foreman's Grille.

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#1773: Nov 10th 2011 at 3:16:14 PM

A curious flattened mace, designed with multiple straight ridges at straight angles to each other in such a way that a strong blow will leave a grid-shaped imprint on the recipient's face.

Oracle's Despair.

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1774: Nov 10th 2011 at 3:35:28 PM

A curious looking glass orb, this weapon appears to be useless except for throwing. However, if someone attempts to use clairvoyance or other such psychic powers in the holder's presence, they will be struck by an overwhelming pain and feeling of despair, incapacitating them handily for the user to attack.

Sine Blade τ

Locking you up on radar since '09
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#1775: Nov 10th 2011 at 5:28:22 PM

A large sword with what appears to be a chalkboard for a flat side. The more complex a mathematical equation is written on the blade, the sharper it gets.

The Blackbird

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.

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