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FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#1701: Sep 26th 2011 at 1:06:35 PM

Sawn-off with ability to generate hurricane-like missles. They tend to hurt, a lot.

Fortitudo.

Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1702: Sep 26th 2011 at 1:48:57 PM

In an alternate history where the technological designs of Hero of Alexandria were utilised to their full potential, "Fortitudo" was a steam-powered Roman tank. Heavily armoured and equipped with four deadly crossbows and a steam-powered spear cannon, "Fortitudo" allowed the Roman Empire to spread across the entire Eurasian continent and, once their huge steam-ships had transported enough of them over the Atlantic, to pacify and "Romanize" the Americas, as well.

The Mutilape.

edited 26th Sep '11 3:25:24 PM by Jonny0110

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1703: Sep 26th 2011 at 4:07:24 PM

A gorilla, trained from the day it was born, to gnaw and mutilate their enemies. Said process involves beating, mashing, biting, ripping, and eventually mutilating the enemy.

Wind Fall ver. Incomplete

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#1704: Sep 26th 2011 at 9:18:51 PM

Its a prototype bomb that bursts with a blast of wind going downward. Unfortunately its a prototype, and has a tendency to send the wind in some other direction.

The Omega Drill Cannon

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1705: Sep 26th 2011 at 11:05:59 PM

The Omega Drill Cannon or ODC is a 50ft cannon firing drill bits. Think of it as a 50ft shotgun. It's main usage as an anti-air arsenal is widely known. However this isn't it's main function.

It's real purpose is to change terrain from mountainous areas into plains. It also destroys forests by miles. The omega drill bits are the size of S.U.V.s and weights just the same.

Geo Unifier Nexus Drive Armament Mobilesuit.

edited 26th Sep '11 11:08:17 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1706: Sep 27th 2011 at 3:58:03 AM

Named by a flippantly-minded engineer with a taste for anime, the GUNDAM is easily mass-produced mecha usually assigned in the role of peacekeeper do to it's high manoeuvrability, extremely iconic design, resistance to small arms, and ability to take out hostiles without levelling a city block. It is not, however, generally deployed in any pitched battle, except where avoiding civilian casualties is a major priority and the combat is high-scale enough to justify mech expenditure.

The Remote Backstab.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Suttungr Clueless Slacker from Right here, dood. (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Clueless Slacker
#1707: Sep 27th 2011 at 8:05:32 AM

A dagger which, when thrown, teleports directly behind the target with its direction altered in such a way as to stab them in the back immediately on arrival. Quite possibly the ultimate assassin's weapon; the only problem is retrieving it since it lacks a return function.

The Cheez-It of the Apocalypse.

DOOD!!!
Yinyang107 from the True North (Decatroper) Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
#1708: Sep 27th 2011 at 1:00:25 PM

When eaten, the consumer is possessed by (and transformed into) Yog'Sothoth.

The Aquifer.

StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#1709: Sep 27th 2011 at 2:12:54 PM

As indicated by the name, its a backpack supplied water cannon. The only trouble is turning it off until you've ran out of ammo.

The Demonic Horror Crystal

ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1710: Sep 27th 2011 at 2:32:31 PM

An all-crystal spear that completely crystallizes anything it stabs in a matter of minutes.

Club 'em, boy!

edited 27th Sep '11 2:33:34 PM by ShadowBender

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1711: Sep 27th 2011 at 3:44:31 PM

A sentient club that constantly showers you with praise and takes a sick pleasure from seeing blood spill.

Megamaniac XI

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1712: Sep 27th 2011 at 8:47:02 PM

A variable weapon that records and transforms into any weapon it gets into contact with. What looks like a glove with a bracelet attached on it, the nanomachines will combine to form different weapons it has recorded in it's database.

Cylla's cane

edited 27th Sep '11 8:47:51 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1713: Sep 28th 2011 at 7:15:00 AM

Once belonging to an elderly Nun who was at the wrong place at the wrong time, This cane contains the bound essence of a monstrosity from another dimension, whom said Nun had managed to seal using only guts, determination and the High priest who summoned it at gunpoint. For her meritorious deed, The church took her to the Vatican to start an order whose purpose is to stop the cult she has encountered and her cane ends up being used as a testing device for would be inquisitors, whom must stay sane in the monster's presence for about 1 minute to pass.

Grivpanvar cavalry

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1714: Sep 28th 2011 at 4:43:33 PM

A huge harpoon cannon that fires a spear big enough to impale two men. Named after the supposed ability of the ancient Parthian force.

Old Knockin' Thomas.

edited 28th Sep '11 4:43:56 PM by Jonny0110

ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1715: Sep 28th 2011 at 6:12:48 PM

A really really big club that is used for bashing heads and repairs itself when splashed with Chunky Salsa

Ol' Faithful Gatling Laser

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1716: Sep 28th 2011 at 6:18:56 PM

A gatling gun that will be a family heirloom some time in the future when damaging lasers exist. It's one of the first of it's kind and fires off lasers like it would bullets. Requires constant repair.

Arbitrating Grounds

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1717: Sep 28th 2011 at 6:37:19 PM

Name of a training field used by the Imperial Shock Troopers that is infamous for having killed hundreds of trainees in live fire exercises.

Kontos Guided Mortar

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Beedle Since: Sep, 2010
#1718: Sep 29th 2011 at 1:00:29 PM

A 15th-century cannon modified to fire custom-designed cannonballs. These balls, upon being fired, activate on-board afterburners to propel them towards their target with increased velocity and accuracy.

Bane Of Bellerophon

Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1719: Sep 29th 2011 at 1:05:10 PM

A small mechanical insect released in huge swarms designed to infiltrate the cockpits of aircraft and attack the pilots until they crash. Named after the fly Zeus sent to sting Pegasus, causing the winged horse to throw his rider Bellerophon, who had dared to fly up to Olympus without divine permission.

The Hanging Judge.

Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#1720: Sep 29th 2011 at 2:35:22 PM

A long lasso, notable for having a 90 percent chance of hooking someone by the neck when thrown. Supposedly it contains the spirit of a judge who went insane after seeing a mass murderer go free.

The Chunky Salsa Rule

edited 29th Sep '11 2:36:49 PM by Jimmmyman10

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Enkufka Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ from Bay of White fish Since: Dec, 2009
Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ
#1721: Sep 29th 2011 at 2:41:13 PM

A text book, with its cover resembling carry handles. It is used by opening the covers completely outward and grasping it by said handles. The user then swings it around. Its pages are so sharp that anything that touches them will be shredded to a paste.

The Henry Clay.

Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1722: Sep 29th 2011 at 3:09:56 PM

Codename for a highly secret nuclear missile system in the US trained on Britain... just in case.

The Fist with a Twist.

ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#1723: Sep 29th 2011 at 5:06:30 PM

A Power Fist worn Glove that has a spinning control that causes the frontmost part to spin for extra damage.

Brutus

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1724: Oct 5th 2011 at 10:19:36 PM

A barbed, curved knife favoured by assassins. One half of a pair, the other being named "Cassius".

The Walking Pillar.

edited 5th Oct '11 10:23:20 PM by Jonny0110

Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#1725: Oct 6th 2011 at 2:39:29 AM

A piler like tower that is mobile. On the top is a orb which uses a powerful beam to destroy targets, obelix of light style. It moves via spider legs at the bottom. It does a problem though: enough powerful shots can make it tip over and break apart.

The Orb of Cthulu.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.

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