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djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1676: Sep 15th 2011 at 1:59:28 AM

Causes Rabies to target.

Demon Sky Raper

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
AngryScientist Nostalgia from Russia with Love Since: Nov, 2009
Nostalgia
#1677: Sep 15th 2011 at 2:59:43 AM

An crude experimental device resembling a sword hilt, this "research device" emits a thin stream of charged superheated air, ionizing the surrounding air. The lowest setting is used to create artificial "lightning", projected in whichever direction the user points it. This, however, is not the device's main function.

At sufficiently high settings, this weapon is able to convert the local atmosphere into a quark-gluon plasma for a short amount of time. Use of this setting is not recommended, as such temperatures*

will surely vaporize the device. As the quark soup dissipates, the ionized nitrogen atoms in the air spontaneously undergo nuclear fusion, a phenomenon this device was originally created to observe. The energy released is sufficient to cause hydrogen atoms to undergo fusion as well. If used while on a planet with a sufficiently dense atmosphere, the resulting series of nuclear explosions will convert the entire mass of the atmosphere into energy with a minimum of 94% efficiency. The energy produced is sufficient to ionize the entire mass of most terrestrial planets that are not destoryed outright.

The Solar Federation has recently greenlighted the use of this "research device" for testing with gas giants and nebulae. While this is claimed to be to observe the quark-gluon plasma formed, it is common knowlege that, with further development, this technology could be used to produce galactic-scale nuclear weaponry.

God help us all.


TETHYS-class High-Load Quantum MassDriver Mk. 6

edited 15th Sep '11 3:01:19 AM by AngryScientist

djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1678: Sep 15th 2011 at 5:22:30 PM

The TETHYS-class High-Load Quantum Mass Driver Mk. 6 is a new variation of the TETHYS-class Line of High-Load Quantum Mass Drivers used by the Terran Federation. After the Newtypes had harnessed the power of the GN Particles that was fused into the Unit known as ZGMF X20-C, a variation of the war-famed ZGMF X20-A, and has shown the ability to travel in warpspace, the idea for commercially available "Inter Star Carriers" was born. Racing for the colonization of the whole galaxy, the military contracted Medusa Tech, which has created the TETHYS project for this purpose.

Currently, the prototype of MK 6 is now equipped to the Inter Star Carrier "Isis". It is set to launch in A.D. 2300

BTW....

S.T.A.R. guess the abbv. too...

edited 15th Sep '11 5:28:33 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1679: Sep 15th 2011 at 10:02:55 PM

Strategic Thermospheric Assault Raft, A low-orbiting ship that provides air support via it's lasers, Kinetic kill vehicles, plasma cannons and missiles. Still in the prototype stage, but tests have shown it to be a very effective area denial weapon/Substitute for nuclear weapons.

SS-01 Schwarzgeist

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1680: Sep 16th 2011 at 8:14:25 PM

First in the new line of Stratos Strategic satellites. Beams are shot down to a location decimating everyone. Reports say the aftermath causes everyone to speak like a Schwarzenegger.

Ludicrous Beats

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
blackadder98 /////////// Since: Jun, 2011
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#1681: Sep 16th 2011 at 8:35:00 PM

A sounds system that makes rap beats so crappy, they liquefy your organs.

Amazonian Kindle

Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1682: Sep 16th 2011 at 9:54:04 PM

A mass produced rifle of the Kindle series modeled after the Lucifer Torch: a high-class beam rifle that shoots charged neutron and positron beams onto a target. The Amazon has a range of 10km, in contrast with Lucifer's 50km, making it one of the most effective sniper rifles ever.

Dantalian Gourd

edited 16th Sep '11 9:54:37 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1683: Sep 16th 2011 at 10:32:34 PM

A gourd infused with the soul of the demon Dantalian. After a fashion, it makes a decent mace.

[up](How is a range of 10km supposed to be better than 50km? You haven't doubled the range, you've divided it by 5.)

Painstaker

EDIT: [down] My eyes hurt.

edited 16th Sep '11 11:56:51 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
#1684: Sep 16th 2011 at 11:27:24 PM

A magical macheine statke which auto places itselfs into the victim. It's magic grands pain all over the soul of the victim. Vampires turn to dust at the presence of this.

The UV Blaster.

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1685: Sep 16th 2011 at 11:36:40 PM

[up][up]I was wrong with how I used the word contrast. The limit of all Kindle rifles is 50km, the Lucifer Torch, and I tried to compare the two. But that's another story...

An Ultra Violet Blaster. It's a blaster that shoots UV rays. At max upgrades it fires EMP rays instead. A low cost EMP, perfect for saving bullets against mechanical mooks.

Ear Worm Hole...

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#1686: Sep 17th 2011 at 2:27:21 AM

A sound-based device which plays a specific sound on a loop at a specific volume and frequency. Creates massive sensory disruption in anyone caught in the radius without sufficient ear protection.

The V-16.

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1687: Sep 17th 2011 at 5:06:06 AM

A nickname for the Model 16 vengeance weapon, Which is a multi-warhead strategic nuclear missile that can strike up to 16 targets simultaneously with a success rate of 90%. Initially developed as a way of sending mail via rocket, The government saw the device's true potential and promptly modified it as the world's most accurate ICBM.

Zeus Unmanned. Anti. Magic. Combat. Satellite. Type Zero

edited 17th Sep '11 5:09:28 AM by Strigon

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djmaca Secret Character from Philippines Since: Apr, 2010
Secret Character
#1689: Sep 18th 2011 at 11:26:47 PM

Zeus Unmanned. Anti. Magic. Combat. Satellite. Type Zero

Anti-magic hatedom will forever facepalm with this Kill Sat. The ultimate trolling machine against mages and anyone foolishly clinging to such barbarous and banal things like magick, the ZUAMCST-0 is nothing more than a satellite that renders an area devoid of mana and protects that area from any mana until the anti-magic field wears off.

Anti-magic: the new weapon for a more civilized age...

C601-Tesla Tower.

edited 18th Sep '11 11:27:41 PM by djmaca

...a little brother should belong to his older sister, right? - Orimura Chifuyu
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1690: Sep 19th 2011 at 12:09:59 AM

The C601 Tesla tower is the Soviet Union's most powerful defensive weapon and the ultimate evolution of their tesla technology. Built using an old radio tower, This ominous tower of electric death not only completely obliterates anything within one mile of it with a bolt of lightning so powerful that it completely vaporizes even MB Ts, It can also deny all forms of flight and communication thanks to the electromagnetic storms the coil creates within 10 miles. Thus far, the allies have yet to conquer the valley this weapon guards.

SPKB-011 Skorpion

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AngryScientist Nostalgia from Russia with Love Since: Nov, 2009
Nostalgia
#1691: Sep 22nd 2011 at 4:49:16 AM

A personal hovercraft used by the inhabitants of the Realm of Sand and Rust, specifically the Imperial military and law enforcement. The nature of the terrain, being composed mainly of massive sand dunes, means that wheeled and tracked vehicles are not ideal. It is capable of a top speed of 40 MPH and can safely carry up to 140kg, including driver. However, it is not very stable, and has a tendency to be upturned by strong winds or during sharp turns. The model currently in service is mounted with a conventional light machine gun, though this is being phased out and replaced by a gyrojet variant, preferred because of its lighter weight and far lower recoil.

ATLAS-class Intragalactic Harvester

edited 22nd Sep '11 4:58:55 AM by AngryScientist

Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1692: Sep 23rd 2011 at 1:47:21 PM

Larger and more powerful than the PROMETHEUS class and MENOETIUS classes, this giant, heavily-armoured satellite is designed to orbit enemy planets while pulverising the surface with a barrage of hundreds and hundreds of nuclear missiles.

Captain Thundernipples.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1693: Sep 23rd 2011 at 4:04:54 PM

A statue of Captain Thundernipples. A switch is located behind the panel located on his buttocks. Pressing the switch causes the nipples to fry anything in front of it within a 30 foot radius.

Moon Shatter Alpha

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1694: Sep 23rd 2011 at 4:09:18 PM

A heavy tank that pretty much amounts to a rolling steel wall with two omnidirectional halfsphere minigun turrets attached. Despite its ridiculous appearance, it sees much use filling breaches in fortress walls.

Grav-assisted Discombobulator Bomb (AKA Groovy Bob)

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1695: Sep 23rd 2011 at 5:00:56 PM

A specially designed 'dumb bomb' that has a unique singularity warhead that creates a localized gravity well that sucks everything within 3 miles and compresses everything sucked in into a superdense orb of material that is often recycled to make armor-piercing railgun rounds.

Cronus UCS Mark II

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Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#1696: Sep 25th 2011 at 10:36:44 AM

A bomb that emits a specific type of psychic energy that sends targets into a special state of shock. Described as being "Just endless darkness and horrible burning", the effect is nicknamed "The depths of Tartarus."

The space-time discrepancy injector.

edited 25th Sep '11 10:42:00 AM by Aniventerie

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1697: Sep 25th 2011 at 12:33:27 PM

A method used to execute the foulest of possible criminals, the injector contains a highly unstable and unusual substance which, when removed from the containment field of the injector chamber, causes a severe temporal paradox. The universe then 'self-edits' the paradox out of existence through a manner not fully understood by science, causing every cell of the victim to retroactively never have existed, reversing whatever atrocity the condemned committed.

Ssslitherlasssh.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Jonny0110 Since: May, 2011
#1698: Sep 25th 2011 at 1:06:59 PM

A deadly whip anointed with the venom of the Sreelah Swamp Crawler. Used by the serpent-people of Sreelah-7. Failure to pronounce its name with the exact, correct number of "S" letters is considered the gravest insult in all of the serpent-people culture.

The Neon Cross.

MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1699: Sep 25th 2011 at 1:32:17 PM

This weapon became synonymous with the psychotic cult known as the First Amalgamated Church of the Machine Christ, who believed that the Second Coming would take the form of the technological singularity. The Neon Cross resembles a brightly glowing cross with a sharpened point on the longer end of the vertical beam and on both ends of the crossbeam. Since the First Church was known mostly for it's ability to spread violence and terror across the vast industrial cities of the 23rd century, the Neon Cross became a rightly feared weapon.

Genesis Cutter.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#1700: Sep 26th 2011 at 9:12:27 AM

A large halberd, styled to resemble the wing of an angel and made of an unknown material. It's clearly very old, likely thousands of years, but it's still in excellent condition and cuts like nothing else.

Tempest Gun

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