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Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#1126: Oct 4th 2010 at 1:20:47 AM

A device that gets people within a 5-mile radius awesomely drunk.

The Quantum Masticator

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Suttungr Clueless Slacker from Right here, dood. (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Clueless Slacker
#1127: Oct 4th 2010 at 1:51:48 AM

Dentures sharp enough to split atoms. Weaponized by a Combat Pragmatist with a literal taste for blood at some unknown point.

Hellreaver

DOOD!!!
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#1128: Oct 4th 2010 at 1:52:48 AM

A scythe that creates explosions when thrown.

The Busdropper.

edited 4th Oct '10 1:52:58 AM by RocketDude

heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#1129: Oct 4th 2010 at 9:32:27 AM

A Power Fist that produces showckaves when punching the ground powerful enough to make large vehicle tumble over.

Dragonfly rifle.

yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#1130: Oct 5th 2010 at 6:25:13 PM

A rifle shaped like a dragonfly. It shoots glowing scales that explode on impact.

Geo IP 42 Double Cannon

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#1131: Oct 5th 2010 at 6:47:52 PM

A two-barreled cannon that fires GeoTech 42mm Incendiary Phosphorous shells.

The Overheater.

edited 5th Oct '10 6:48:19 PM by RocketDude

heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#1132: Oct 5th 2010 at 9:18:10 PM

Shoots an invisible beam of Microwave rays that heat up the target until it spontaneously combusts.

Coatl Cannon

edited 5th Oct '10 9:18:35 PM by heartlessmushroom

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1133: Oct 7th 2010 at 9:49:12 AM

A high-energy particle beam cannon that blasts structures and tanks into slag with a golden beam.

GAF-1 Varcolac

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1134: Oct 8th 2010 at 4:13:10 PM

A space-based battlestation so humongous, it is capable of eclipsing a small star.

^I'm trying to decide whether or not I'm miffed at you for using a name from an already fictional vehicle, with the acronym and everything (although now I know where your username came from).

The Anti-CounterSniper.

edited 8th Oct '10 4:16:34 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
redrosary We are as one. from Res Publica Philippinae Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
We are as one.
#1135: Oct 9th 2010 at 12:55:12 AM

A UAV that can snipe counter-snipers from 20 klicks. Works best with the Magister 79.

The XM360 Archangel.

The Southpaw has no brakes!
TheGinkei A Pheasant Experience from Reality Since: Sep, 2010
A Pheasant Experience
#1136: Oct 9th 2010 at 1:00:23 AM

A Kill Sat capable of vaporizing 16 city blocks in a single shot, with rapid fire capabilities.

The Velveteen Rabbit. (Yes, that's the name you're getting... tongue)

edited 9th Oct '10 1:00:50 AM by TheGinkei

And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#1137: Oct 9th 2010 at 3:51:26 AM

A sword created using only the finest materials, it has a velvet scabbard reinforced with precious metals. Not the most practical weapon, but everyone will know just how rich you are.

Seraphim

Locking you up on radar since '09
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1138: Oct 9th 2010 at 7:37:04 AM

A winged staff which oozes out holy energy that is anathema to demonic entities.

Atmos Ring

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
redrosary We are as one. from Res Publica Philippinae Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
We are as one.
#1139: Oct 9th 2010 at 8:52:14 AM

The codename for an orbital weapons array that can strike anywhere in the planet.

The Adeste Fideles.

The Southpaw has no brakes!
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#1140: Oct 17th 2010 at 5:44:17 PM

A holy sword that faithful people subconsciously flock to. Its power has a radius of about a quarter mile.

The Quantum Doohickey.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson Since: Feb, 2010
Kori Dómtlandsson
#1141: Oct 17th 2010 at 5:51:14 PM

Cancels out the strong force within its blast radius, reducing everything within to a cloud of subatomic particles.

The Tank Flail

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche
ARandomSerf Since: Dec, 1969
#1142: Oct 17th 2010 at 8:12:27 PM

A tank on a chain, which is then swung about by a mechanical arm attached to a larger tank.

The Infernal Abacus

Antimatter what from peaches Since: Apr, 2010
what
#1143: Oct 17th 2010 at 8:36:54 PM

A radio wave producing weapon that sends signals to processing units and overloads them with super-complicated mathematical equations.

The Gargantuan Wall

JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#1144: Oct 17th 2010 at 11:08:35 PM

A giant ceiling with multitudes of spikes. Wielder leaps into the air and slams weapon directly below.

Damocles Mark 9000.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
ARandomSerf Since: Dec, 1969
#1145: Oct 17th 2010 at 11:14:15 PM

A sword large enough to be used for kinetic bombardment.

Project Daybreak

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#1146: Oct 18th 2010 at 2:01:44 PM

A government project to blow up the sun to destroy Iraq. tongue Bad idea.

The Purple Dusk

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
redrosary We are as one. from Res Publica Philippinae Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
We are as one.
#1147: Oct 18th 2010 at 7:00:24 PM

A prototype Stealth Fighter with nuclear capability.

The AGMX-444-N.

edited 18th Oct '10 7:00:59 PM by redrosary

The Southpaw has no brakes!
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#1148: Oct 20th 2010 at 7:07:37 PM

Large, fighter-launch-capable cruise missile made to intercept large fleets of aircraft, or for bombing with a fifty-mile blast radius.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#1149: Oct 21st 2010 at 10:08:34 AM

The Erebus Hammer

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#1150: Oct 21st 2010 at 10:13:08 AM

A demonic warhammer that eternally burns with a brilliant blue flame. It is anathema to demons and angels, As the flame combines the fires of heaven and hell in a single package.

Thermobaric aerial suppression missile

Shameless Self-promotion ho!

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