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Suttungr Clueless Slacker from Right here, dood. (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Clueless Slacker
#76: May 23rd 2010 at 4:26:57 AM

An Absurdly Sharp Katana, but only when you go around challenging everyone to duels.

Parasite Bow.

DOOD!!!
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#77: May 23rd 2010 at 4:39:37 AM

A bow that infects the target with a very potent parasite.

Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#78: May 23rd 2010 at 5:03:11 AM

A dagger coated with a potent poison. (I'm assuming that's Gratuitous Japanese there).

The Slick Edgar.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#79: May 23rd 2010 at 5:35:32 AM

A very snazzy chainsaw.

Queen Hornet

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
jseblan WARGARGARBL from that one place Since: Dec, 2009
WARGARGARBL
#80: May 23rd 2010 at 5:45:37 AM

A laser blunderbuss. With lots of shiny stones.

Blood Grave.

I HAVE BIG TEETH FOR CHEWING
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#81: May 23rd 2010 at 5:47:02 AM

A weapon that sucks life force.

Royal Sword

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#82: May 23rd 2010 at 6:35:03 AM

A sword that can be used to kill the immortal god-king.

Bolt from the Blue

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#83: May 23rd 2010 at 6:52:17 AM

An electrically charged trident, custom fitted for Poseidon when he's in the mood for Shock and Awe.

The Freedom Bell

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#84: May 23rd 2010 at 6:55:41 AM

It does double damage against mindless enemies, but almost none against strong willed ones.

Cirrus.

Locking you up on radar since '09
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#85: May 23rd 2010 at 6:58:09 AM

A sword with the power to draw clouds, useful for fighting under cover.

The Justice Hammer

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Leanan Laughing Mad from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 1969
#86: May 23rd 2010 at 7:00:51 AM

A mech-sized hammer, made by the Hammer corporation. Suitably obnoxious stars and stripes cover it.

Blade of boundaries.

WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#87: May 23rd 2010 at 7:03:57 AM

This claymore makes invisible (yet tangible) walls of magic, which nothing short of Main Battle Tanks can get through. However, it works both ways, and you might find yourself trapped. It can dispel the barriers, but not without tremendous effort.

Tactical Weapon System

Locking you up on radar since '09
MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#88: May 23rd 2010 at 7:05:29 AM

A hybrid machine gun/missile launcher combo. It's capabilities compensate for any tactical advantage your enemy has.

The Wanker.

edited 23rd May '10 7:05:57 AM by MajorTom

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#89: May 23rd 2010 at 7:05:51 AM

A cylindrical...tool usable for pleasure, but also for pain.

The Resonance

edited 23rd May '10 7:15:56 AM by Keybreak

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#90: May 23rd 2010 at 7:13:49 AM

A long sword with guitar strings inset along the blade and a sounding chamber, that when strummed, releases the wielder's deepest emotions into the target.

The Infernal.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#91: May 23rd 2010 at 7:15:36 AM

A sword used by the demon Azazel to protect Lucifer in hell against insurgents.

The Celestial.

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#92: May 23rd 2010 at 7:17:59 AM

This sword causes gaping, bright white wounds when it hits a foe. Especially effective against infernal enemies.

Vigil VIII

edited 23rd May '10 7:18:16 AM by Flanker66

Locking you up on radar since '09
Keybreak (Long Runner)
#93: May 23rd 2010 at 7:23:00 AM

The eighth in a line of starship fighters, responsible for guarding the Solar System from invaders.

The Black Prism

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#94: May 23rd 2010 at 7:41:13 AM

A sword carved from a black crystallic material, not only incredibly sharp, but also capable of focusing almost any sort of light to the strength of modern lasers.

The Pseudo-Toast

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#95: May 23rd 2010 at 7:42:54 AM

A shuriken disguised as a slice of bread.

Scepter of the Seven Pains.

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#96: May 23rd 2010 at 7:51:15 AM

A staff powered by committing the Seven Deadly Sins.

The Voice of the Meek

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#97: May 23rd 2010 at 7:54:31 AM

A staff that allows the bearer to overthrow oppressors, if he (the bearer) is a Shrinking Violet. Explodes violently in the hands of a Large Ham.

Left-handed Staff.

Keybreak (Long Runner)
#98: May 23rd 2010 at 8:02:42 AM

A Simple Staff unusable by right-handers. May serve as A Sinister Clue...or not. :/

The True Dichotomy

You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stay
InsanityAddict Bromantic Foil from Out of the Left Field Since: Oct, 2009
#99: May 23rd 2010 at 8:48:57 AM

A blade with a scissor tip useful for creating a Glasgow Grin.

Lohengrin.

edited 23rd May '10 8:49:09 AM by InsanityAddict

I know what you said, sugar, but 'platonic' still entails a world of ideas.
Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#100: May 23rd 2010 at 9:00:00 AM

A zweihänder.

The dreamhunter


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