A dagger coated with a potent poison. (I'm assuming that's Gratuitous Japanese there).
The Slick Edgar.
Queen Hornet
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.A weapon that sucks life force.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.An electrically charged trident, custom fitted for Poseidon when he's in the mood for Shock and Awe.
The Freedom Bell
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayA mech-sized hammer, made by the Hammer corporation. Suitably obnoxious stars and stripes cover it.
Blade of boundaries.
WHO WANTS STAKE? *CACKLE*CACKLE*This claymore makes invisible (yet tangible) walls of magic, which nothing short of Main Battle Tanks can get through. However, it works both ways, and you might find yourself trapped. It can dispel the barriers, but not without tremendous effort.
Tactical Weapon System
Locking you up on radar since '09A cylindrical...tool usable for pleasure, but also for pain.
The Resonance
edited 23rd May '10 7:15:56 AM by Keybreak
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayA staff powered by committing the Seven Deadly Sins.
The Voice of the Meek
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayA staff that allows the bearer to overthrow oppressors, if he (the bearer) is a Shrinking Violet. Explodes violently in the hands of a Large Ham.
Left-handed Staff.
A Simple Staff unusable by right-handers. May serve as A Sinister Clue...or not. :/
The True Dichotomy
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayA blade with a scissor tip useful for creating a Glasgow Grin.
Lohengrin.
edited 23rd May '10 8:49:09 AM by InsanityAddict
I know what you said, sugar, but 'platonic' still entails a world of ideas.

An Absurdly Sharp Katana, but only when you go around challenging everyone to duels.
Parasite Bow.
DOOD!!!