A crow that steals diamonds for the player. Useful for collecting lots of loot.
The Bye-Noculars I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
An accessory that greatly increases the power of Eye Beams. When wearing it, it's polite to say bye-bye to your opponents.
Cthulhu's Left Pinky Finger? Oo oo ah ah
An accessory that makes it so that the rng for resisting horror based attacks and effects always rolls a zero, both for enemies and the player.
Luxurious Stick
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Crafted with electrum-plates brass and a marvellously cut sapphire cabochon, this decadent cane is designed for one purpose: slaying on the runway! The simple yet refined shaft complements many different cuts and materials; a dapper gentleman or a refined lady would look natural holding this fine piece. At the same time, its resplendent head captures the audience's attention. A singular thought will cross their mind: "Damn, I wish I was that rich".
Sapphire also happens to be one of the hardest materials known to man. Don't ask what it can do to a man's skull.
SL/TR-07v All-Purpose Strike Unit "HONKY TONK"
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.You know those bike horns clowns use? It's a giant one of those, mounted on the shoulder of a mech. It launches confetti and plays a honk sound effect whenever it's fired. The confetti deals literally zero damage, but it's technically a projectile and is launched in such high amounts that the HONKY TONK has the highest rate of fire among all missile launchers, meaning that certain build options and special abilities turn it into a dangerously potent option, assuming you're willing to listen to it honk whenever you fire.
The Other Thumb
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)A robot with the power to inflict the confusion status effect on any entity.
The 4-Dimensional Box Cutter I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
An ancient weapon that's been passed down the ruling family of Carmarthenshire for generations. It's made from a chain that menaces with metal spikes, and it curses those it strike, causing them to take damage whenever they attack. If wielded by nobles of non-carmarthenshirian blood, they too will be affected by this curse.
Type Bone
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)Short for "typographical bone", a massive femur of some giant animal, such as an elephant, or even a dragon. Slamming it onto anything wil magically imprint any existing letter onto the unfortunate target. Aside from being a powerful, enchanted club, it's also possible to spell out magic formulas with the Type Bone on something (or someone), to cast some extra magic. The user must concentrate on what letter they want to type, though, for it to work properly.
Cheese-Cutting Blade?
Edited by TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit on Apr 14th 2025 at 10:42:53 AM
Oo oo ah ahA blade that is only effective for cutting cheese.
Inflicts massive damage against cheese monsters and also all mammals for some reason, though.
Dandelion Cannon
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Oct 15th 2024 at 9:03:00 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Exactly What It Says on the Tin: a donut that returns to sender after being thrown.
The Jackhammer 87K
One particularly drunk gunsmith made a very unwise bet to his friend: that he can turn on gun into another. And so was born the Jackhammer 87K, a frankensteinian mashup of parts cobbled together from different firearms, made in the vague shape of a Pancor Jackhammer
. At its core is what was once a Winchester 870 receiver, so heavily modified that it's probably not accurate to call it that anymore, mated to a frame that was mainly sourced from a Saiga-12K, hence the weapon's name. Functionally, it's a 12-gauge fully automatic shotgun feeding from a cylinder, much like its inspiration, but the inner workings are different. For one, it uses the Saiga's gas piston system (itself derived from the famous AK) to blow back the bolt, at the same time cycling the cylinder, which are held in place through an oversized ratchet. Fully-automatic and semi-automatic firing are available through a selector switch. The ammo cylinder is also compatible with a wide range of exotic 12 gauge munitions, including flechettes, taser, and explosive fragmentation shells.
Regardless, this weapon is more of a showpiece than an actual fighting tool, as evidenced by its hasty construction. Parts are held together by Allen screws, and many edges remain unfiled and sharp. It did, however, brought attention to the gunsmith, who would eventually came to be known for designing unconventional yet practical weapons.
Facemelter, Sanctified Axe of the Life-Giving Saint
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.Hey, it's connetected to the life-giving saint, how can it be deadly?
...Well, unmonitored apllication of the life-giving powers (like what this ax does, when it cuts someone) will cause an unhealthy increase in all living processes around the injury:
It means that, if the ax gave you a cut, then that body part will swell horrendously with uncontrolled tumors, and at the same time the haywire immunity system will react to it, and basically destroy itself.
Why is it named "Face Melter" specifically? There's probably a story behind it...
Oh, and the face-melting effect obviously doesn't work on non-living or reanimated matter.
Divider Spear?
Sorry for
ing you...
Edited by TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit on Oct 15th 2024 at 3:12:01 PM
Oo oo ah ahNinja'd, damnit. I worked so hard on it...
The Divider spear is not actually a spear. It's closer to a naginata or Green Crescent Dragon Blade, if that makes any sense. It comes from a distant land, but it was called a spear as it resembled one. It's enchanted so that its edge can cleanly cut through anything. Its only weakness is that it cannot cut metal at all. From tin to gold to iron, even the slightest amount can stop its in its tracks.
Megavoid Hypercastle Novabeam
Read Otr of the Flame (She/Her)A toy blaster with two firing modes: "Child-Friendly", which "fires" fake laser beams (complete with matching sound effects) and "Adult-Friendly", which fires an enormous laser beam that annilihates everything in its path, user and blaster included.
The Namesake
Edited by Janker72 on Oct 20th 2024 at 7:53:55 PM
It appears to be just a stick with an handguard. However, if you call it by the name of another existing weapon or item, it will act just like its namesake when used (for example, if you call it "short sword", it will have the same damage and speed of a short sword when swung).
Chessboard Shield? Oo oo ah ah

Removes perks from objects and/or makes things less perky.
Fish Fan I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...