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DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#3051: Sep 28th 2024 at 5:02:26 PM

Removes perks from objects and/or makes things less perky.


Fish Fan

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Mattman_the_Storyteller Since: Aug, 2018
#3052: Sep 28th 2024 at 5:49:10 PM

A fan made out of fish scales and blows out wind in the shape of fish.


Smog Staff

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Men of Letters Field Agent
#3053: Sep 28th 2024 at 5:51:31 PM

Looks like a traditional wizard staff; generates smoke for concealment purposes.

The Crow of Diamonds.

I’ve faked death under many names. Carswell; Trelawney; Marcato; Haddo; Gallion; Felton; Riddle…
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#3054: Sep 28th 2024 at 6:26:14 PM

A crow that steals diamonds for the player. Useful for collecting lots of loot.


The Bye-Noculars

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit The clown of STEEL from Ichnusa Since: Mar, 2024
The clown of STEEL
#3055: Sep 29th 2024 at 1:40:51 AM

An accessory that greatly increases the power of Eye Beams. When wearing it, it's polite to say bye-bye to your opponents.


Cthulhu's Left Pinky Finger?

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Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#3056: Sep 29th 2024 at 3:12:55 AM

An accessory that makes it so that the rng for resisting horror based attacks and effects always rolls a zero, both for enemies and the player.


Luxurious Stick

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ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#3057: Sep 30th 2024 at 3:59:09 AM

Crafted with electrum-plates brass and a marvellously cut sapphire cabochon, this decadent cane is designed for one purpose: slaying on the runway! The simple yet refined shaft complements many different cuts and materials; a dapper gentleman or a refined lady would look natural holding this fine piece. At the same time, its resplendent head captures the audience's attention. A singular thought will cross their mind: "Damn, I wish I was that rich".

Sapphire also happens to be one of the hardest materials known to man. Don't ask what it can do to a man's skull.


SL/TR-07v All-Purpose Strike Unit "HONKY TONK"

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#3058: Oct 5th 2024 at 8:32:31 AM

You know those bike horns clowns use? It's a giant one of those, mounted on the shoulder of a mech. It launches confetti and plays a honk sound effect whenever it's fired. The confetti deals literally zero damage, but it's technically a projectile and is launched in such high amounts that the HONKY TONK has the highest rate of fire among all missile launchers, meaning that certain build options and special abilities turn it into a dangerously potent option, assuming you're willing to listen to it honk whenever you fire.


The Other Thumb

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TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit The clown of STEEL from Ichnusa Since: Mar, 2024
The clown of STEEL
#3059: Oct 5th 2024 at 10:33:27 AM

A shield in the shape of a thumb. While harder to master because of its unusual shape, and the fact that it's held in your non-dominant hand, it has the potential to nullify any incoming attack, and squishing an opponent under this will cause massive damage.


Rotary Dragon Gun?

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Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3060: Oct 5th 2024 at 3:07:45 PM

A gun that spins around and spits out fire. It is painted to look like lizard skin.


Confuse-a-tron

For every low there is a high.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#3061: Oct 5th 2024 at 4:00:37 PM

A robot with the power to inflict the confusion status effect on any entity.


The 4-Dimensional Box Cutter

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#3062: Oct 6th 2024 at 12:18:51 AM

A box with a circular rotating blade inside it, that can be fired through the opponent's body in four, count 'em, four dimensions.

The Carmarthenshire Porcupine Whip

Edited by Sammael29 on Oct 6th 2024 at 12:19:04 PM

Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#3063: Oct 6th 2024 at 5:56:33 AM

An ancient weapon that's been passed down the ruling family of Carmarthenshire for generations. It's made from a chain that menaces with metal spikes, and it curses those it strike, causing them to take damage whenever they attack. If wielded by nobles of non-carmarthenshirian blood, they too will be affected by this curse.


Type Bone

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Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#3064: Oct 14th 2024 at 11:25:39 AM

Gentle *bump*

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TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit The clown of STEEL from Ichnusa Since: Mar, 2024
The clown of STEEL
#3065: Oct 14th 2024 at 11:31:56 AM

Short for "typographical bone", a massive femur of some giant animal, such as an elephant, or even a dragon. Slamming it onto anything wil magically imprint any existing letter onto the unfortunate target. Aside from being a powerful, enchanted club, it's also possible to spell out magic formulas with the Type Bone on something (or someone), to cast some extra magic. The user must concentrate on what letter they want to type, though, for it to work properly.


Cheese-Cutting Blade?

Edited by TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit on Apr 14th 2025 at 10:42:53 AM

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DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#3066: Oct 14th 2024 at 11:46:56 AM

A blade that is only effective for cutting cheese.

Inflicts massive damage against cheese monsters and also all mammals for some reason, though.


Dandelion Cannon

Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Oct 15th 2024 at 9:03:00 AM

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3067: Oct 14th 2024 at 2:09:50 PM

A cannon that shoots one projectile for the nearest hour (so if it was closest to three o'clock, it would shoot three projectiles), based on the "dandelion clock" game.


Donut Boomerang

For every low there is a high.
Janker72 Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
#3068: Oct 15th 2024 at 2:58:38 AM

Exactly What It Says on the Tin: a donut that returns to sender after being thrown.


The Jackhammer 87K

ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#3069: Oct 15th 2024 at 5:10:56 AM

One particularly drunk gunsmith made a very unwise bet to his friend: that he can turn on gun into another. And so was born the Jackhammer 87K, a frankensteinian mashup of parts cobbled together from different firearms, made in the vague shape of a Pancor Jackhammer. At its core is what was once a Winchester 870 receiver, so heavily modified that it's probably not accurate to call it that anymore, mated to a frame that was mainly sourced from a Saiga-12K, hence the weapon's name. Functionally, it's a 12-gauge fully automatic shotgun feeding from a cylinder, much like its inspiration, but the inner workings are different. For one, it uses the Saiga's gas piston system (itself derived from the famous AK) to blow back the bolt, at the same time cycling the cylinder, which are held in place through an oversized ratchet. Fully-automatic and semi-automatic firing are available through a selector switch. The ammo cylinder is also compatible with a wide range of exotic 12 gauge munitions, including flechettes, taser, and explosive fragmentation shells.

Regardless, this weapon is more of a showpiece than an actual fighting tool, as evidenced by its hasty construction. Parts are held together by Allen screws, and many edges remain unfiled and sharp. It did, however, brought attention to the gunsmith, who would eventually came to be known for designing unconventional yet practical weapons.


Facemelter, Sanctified Axe of the Life-Giving Saint

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TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit The clown of STEEL from Ichnusa Since: Mar, 2024
The clown of STEEL
#3070: Oct 15th 2024 at 5:33:32 AM

Hey, it's connetected to the life-giving saint, how can it be deadly?

...Well, unmonitored apllication of the life-giving powers (like what this ax does, when it cuts someone) will cause an unhealthy increase in all living processes around the injury:
It means that, if the ax gave you a cut, then that body part will swell horrendously with uncontrolled tumors, and at the same time the haywire immunity system will react to it, and basically destroy itself.

Why is it named "Face Melter" specifically? There's probably a story behind it...

Oh, and the face-melting effect obviously doesn't work on non-living or reanimated matter.


Divider Spear?

Sorry for [nja]ing you...

Edited by TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit on Oct 15th 2024 at 3:12:01 PM

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Marchen Too hot (Hot damn) from Somewhere Out in Space (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Too hot (Hot damn)
#3071: Oct 15th 2024 at 5:43:03 AM

Ninja'd, damnit. I worked so hard on it...

The Divider spear is not actually a spear. It's closer to a naginata or Green Crescent Dragon Blade, if that makes any sense. It comes from a distant land, but it was called a spear as it resembled one. It's enchanted so that its edge can cleanly cut through anything. Its only weakness is that it cannot cut metal at all. From tin to gold to iron, even the slightest amount can stop its in its tracks.


Megavoid Hypercastle Novabeam

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TMH-Sir-Iron-Vomit The clown of STEEL from Ichnusa Since: Mar, 2024
The clown of STEEL
#3073: Oct 20th 2024 at 12:04:27 PM

It appears to be just a stick with an handguard. However, if you call it by the name of another existing weapon or item, it will act just like its namesake when used (for example, if you call it "short sword", it will have the same damage and speed of a short sword when swung).


Chessboard Shield?

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Thermal7 —- from —- Since: Oct, 2018
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#3074: Oct 20th 2024 at 1:39:41 PM

A chessboard. That can used as a shield. You can side-step your opponent and they will disintegrate. Google "holy hell."


Byzantine Butt-Blaster

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Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3075: Oct 20th 2024 at 1:46:40 PM

A shield that protects the user from light spells and dark spells in turn.


Banana Katana

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