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clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3001: Nov 17th 2023 at 4:21:49 PM

A Sentient Robot Dagger that speaks in a smooth voice and can float in mid-air. It can also travel around and fly through enemies at incredibly high speeds.


Bloodfryer

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#3002: Nov 17th 2023 at 4:48:22 PM

A deep fryer Arm Cannon which at the press of a button launches special acidic grease directly at its foes. And if the opponent is near, you can push their hands into it!

The Mamma-Jamma

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Beastimus from Long Before Time Had A Name (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
#3003: Nov 17th 2023 at 4:49:38 PM

[nja]

Edited by Beastimus on Nov 17th 2023 at 6:50:01 AM

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3004: Nov 18th 2023 at 12:22:19 PM

A machine that plays evil Magic Music that causes insanity, but for some reason, only to mothers.


The Lixivator

For every low there is a high.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#3005: Nov 19th 2023 at 1:55:58 AM

An elixir that provides you levitation, but only straight up and down, like a lift. One glass is equal to one hour of usage.


Chedd-star Cheesestroyer

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3006: Nov 19th 2023 at 5:09:55 AM

A unusual ranged rifle that shoots hot cheese at opponents. It works as a Lethal Joke Item and is surprisingly great at causing fire damage to opponents.


Skullcracker

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#3007: Nov 19th 2023 at 6:00:35 AM

A magic weapon that has the ability of bone manipulation. Most commonly used to crack skulls, hence the name.

the brick banisher

"The work is mysterious and important."
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#3008: Nov 19th 2023 at 4:27:16 PM

Nickname for a custom Tactical Breaching Tool used by Moderna "Dud" Albescu. This variant is equipped with a high-frequency module on its hammer head, increasing its destructive force against hard surfaces. Attached to one side is an array of microthrusters to assist in swinging the tool.

Originally conceived as a cost-effective and reusable way to switfly demolish obstacles, "The Brick Banisher" (as dubbed by Dud herself) proves to be more useful than its intended purpose. The shockwaves created when it strikes are capable of non-lethal incapacitation. It also demonstrates comparable force to anti-tank lances and hammers against armor.

Where it falls short, however, is in usability. The tool's peculiar design results in balance problems that makes it unwieldy for the average operator. Despite the rocket motors, it's also incredibly hard to swing, even with Dud's noteworthy strength. As it stands, it is only truly effective against stationary targets, exactly as its intended purpose.


Privateer Frigate Time Enough for Love

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3009: Nov 20th 2023 at 12:25:49 PM

A boat that shoots Cupid's arrows, making everyone who gets shot fall in love.


Death plant

For every low there is a high.
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#3010: Nov 24th 2023 at 7:10:20 PM

The death plant (Latin: Xenomalus mortis), also known as the death shrub, poison thorn, root of doom, and the black root, is a shrub in the Xenomalus family of poisonous plants. Discovered in 2300 on the planet Cylem VII, it proved to be a popular source of poisons. Its' root contains a compound, known as Soroleum, that can cause debilitating pain. The leaves and flowers contain a lethal dose of chlorosodium hulburate, which can permanently paralyse a victim and strip them of all senses - a poisoned person is still conscious, but they can't perceive the outside world or control their bodies; an "And I Must Scream" situation, in the parlance of This Very Wiki. But its' most dangerous trait is its' thorns. When they pierce flesh, they deliver a toxin known as patilleum, capable of killing an adult human male within thirty seconds. Burning these bushes releases more toxic compounds, which, when inhaled, can immediately cause fatal internal and external bleeding.


VLR-T90K Magnetic Accelerator Mark VII, Revision B1 - marketed as part of the "StarPiercer" line.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Nov 25th 2023 at 10:26:11 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#3011: Dec 22nd 2023 at 8:59:16 AM

A BFG forged by a Higher-Tech Species from a far away galaxy with Planet Destroyer capabilities.


Lute of the Gods

Currently Reading: N/A
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3012: Dec 22nd 2023 at 9:08:25 AM

A platinum magical flute that summons various elementals of nature, earth, wind, fire and water elements to fight for the summoner.


Lifebreaker

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
PROPLAYEN The Dreamer from Whitespace Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
#3013: Dec 22nd 2023 at 12:28:43 PM

An extremely heavy longsword that completely destroys the life energy of anyone who touches the blade.


The Third Law

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Dec 22nd 2023 at 12:29:47 PM

There's nothing you or I can do, so let the stars fall.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3014: Dec 22nd 2023 at 1:11:03 PM

A malevolent AI that cannot destroy itself, so a Logic Bomb doesn't work on it.


The Golden Scythe

For every low there is a high.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#3015: Dec 22nd 2023 at 7:35:12 PM

Said to be the antithesis to Death's signature scythe, it can revive those who have died from any causes.

Gin no Tsue, the Silver Wand

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3016: Dec 23rd 2023 at 5:11:02 AM

A legendary wand that summons spirits that surround opponents in vortexes to attack them.


Mind Rewriter

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#3017: Jan 1st 2024 at 4:18:13 PM

A category of equipment with effects ranging from memory erasure, to memory modification, to creation and insertion of false memories. Legal status varies based on jurisdiction, and opinions on the devices vary by cultural region.


RK-3 Attack Drone

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Jan 1st 2024 at 4:18:22 AM

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#3018: Jan 3rd 2024 at 12:10:07 AM

Third in the series of Riesekämpfers, this model line differs from its earlier counterparts by its lack of pilot accomodations. An RC rig is installed inside the cockpit block, allowing for autonomous operation or remote control from up to 20 kilometers away. Older RK-1s and RK-2s can be retrofitted with this RC rig. Multiple RK-3s in auto mode can be commanded by a single RK unit equipped with an add-on Command Module, though at significantly reduced effectiveness.

To expedite mass production, many advanced features from preceding RK units are stripped back. Gone are the Proton Engines, replaced by cost-efficient plasma reactors. The drives that power each limbs are of less expensive (and more stable) Fluid Impulse type. Its armor contains proportionally less ZX-386 alloys. Only a pair of Shoulder Vulcans and a Cold Blade are equipped to each unit, though they can use some equipment made for RK-1s and RK-2s. The end result is a model that only costs a fraction of previous marks. These downgrades also make it much easier to control; a welcome boon considering the attrition rate of RK-series pilots.

True to its name, RK-3s are designed for offensive uses. Groups of these giant machines work together to clear Monster-held territories, using squad tactics to overwhelm larger Tier 2 and Tier 1 specimens. An RK-2 unit backed up by several RK-3s have been credited with slaying of a Tier 0 — the fourth ever in history. The RK-3's success in the field prompted the development of variants and successor models.


coeg

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Celestewashere Macrodata refiner from Lumon (Troper in training) Relationship Status: It's complicated
Macrodata refiner
#3019: Jan 3rd 2024 at 5:43:17 AM

The C.O.E.G is short for the contained overcharged energy gun. It must be charged for 3 hours, and then it can be used as either a light support weapon, or a single powerful energy cannon.


The pain rifle

Edited by Celestewashere on Jan 3rd 2024 at 5:43:46 AM

"The work is mysterious and important."
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3020: Jan 3rd 2024 at 12:41:17 PM

A gun-shaped weapon that doesn't have any physical projectiles, but it causes debilitating pain to whoever gets "shot" by it.


Catscratcher

For every low there is a high.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#3021: Jan 3rd 2024 at 2:56:25 PM

A giant paw-themed gauntlet with fierce claws that slice through anything that it touches.


Metallic Menace

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#3022: Mar 15th 2024 at 8:30:48 AM

A variant of the JTX-9 Beam Rifle, modified with numerous upgrades - most notably, an enhanced particle lance emitter node that produces a hotter plasma stream compared to the standard model, allowing it to pierce through Vidanian alloy like it were paper.

This variant is a one-off, a signature weapon of Cdr. Kay Lloyd of the elite WINDSTRIKE unit, custom built with scavenged parts from the battlefields of the Botanican, Animoid, Synthic, and Mechanite Insurrections (colloquially the Five-Front War, the Four-Kin Rebellion, or the Uprising Of The Eidolons) and the simultaneous Free Alliance-Union of Empires conflict.

The Menace has seen much use over the past 50 years - in fact, the only original part left is the casing, scratched, rusted, worn, and warped in places. Cdr. Lloyd's son, Pvt. Max Lloyd of the SLIPBLADE unit, has expressed interest in the rifle, but Kay refuses to give it up unless she dies.

The weapon has also been used as a testbed for numerous experimental technologies, of which some of the successes remain in the spare parts cache, while the most catastrophic of failures have contributed to the battle-damaged appearance of the rifle.


JTX-9 Beam Rifle

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#3023: Mar 16th 2024 at 11:42:29 AM

The JTX-9 Beam Rifle: A vintage Plasma rifle that was one of the first designs to switch from the older ferro-magnetic pellets to direct manipulation of the magnetic field infront of it to stabalize the plasma, however due to the age of the design max range is 300m before the plasma dissapates and standard kinetic weapons were still much more effective at beating armour at the time it was introduced. That all being said It brought with it a new age in warfare.

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Blitzgewehr 90 K

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
TheFarmboy You can go home, Courier from Mojave Wasteland (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
You can go home, Courier
#3024: Mar 16th 2024 at 12:10:06 PM

An experimental successor to the MG-42 that now incorporates a Gatling Gun style action. It eats ammo and batteries like crazy, but can achieve thrice the rate of fire.

Full House

I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#3025: Mar 19th 2024 at 1:38:27 AM

Looks like a typical 54-card deck (52 cards plus two jokers), but their edges can easily cut even rocky mountains in two. They are also sentient and will respond to the user's will and willpower...but they will only respond to only someone who is worthy of wielding them. Oh, and the cards can also easily cut through diamonds like they were sliced bread.


The Great Star Slayer

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Mar 19th 2024 at 3:41:06 PM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!

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