A handgun with a complicated safety that requires the solving of a quadratic equation to use. It was intended as a fun way for kids to learn math!
The pencil of despair
edited 14th Dec '16 2:57:53 AM by pepimanoli
Everyone call me elf monsterIn the later years of the 42nd Century, the Conglomerated Galactic Union weaponized the planet Saturn by turning the rings into a giant saw blade capable of cutting moons in half. Many felt it was an unnecessary show of power, the lead developer on the project said: "Fuck you, it's cool!"
Experiment 626
Is not impressed.After his
numerous victories and awards, Pharoah became drunken with power and tried to take over he world. He designed a shotgun to be used by horses, that would be distributed among his equine minions. Fortunately, his plans failed and he is now in a high security prison.
The keyboard of destruction.
Everyone call me elf monsterA machine that looks like a large control panel. Both a computer keyboard and a musical keyboard serve as the panel buttons. When the right keys are pressed, the machine can shoot out various deadly weapons, missiles and bombs.
Garuda's Wings
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰Flaming, mechanical wings that are controlled telekinetically via brain implant.
The Promise of Hell
Those who have no right to wish are quick to cause destruction.A futuristic laser gun. When fired, it shoots a shining beam of light that obliterates anything in its path and makes stuff within the beam's radius spark and catch fire (hence the "Sparking!" in the name). Anyone who wishes to uses this weapon is suggested to use reflective eyewear or look away, since the light can blind you if you look at it. Adds +50 to Light.
The Pleiades
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰A rocket launcher that has a variable missile launch count. Like the group of stars that gave it its name, depending on the user's preference it can fire anywhere from a singular massive payload to dozens of smaller explosive charges. The rockets themselves leave trails of stardust behind them, creating a spectacle to behold as long as you're not the recipient of the launch.
Gale Song
I need to update these things more oftenA Magic Music sung by a Magical Girl, which can kill.
Christmassianic Jesus Yamato's Infinity +1 Plot Armor-Piercing Holy Sheet
edited 21st Dec '16 4:07:44 AM by Mhazard
A linen sheet, woven with images of the Messiah and inscriptions of holy prayers in Japanese. Some says that when a certain prayer is uttered while wielding it, the sheet will harden. In this state gunfire and even tank shells can be deflected. One can also roll up the sheet to form a crude point before praying, turning it into a shiv that can pierce bedrock with ease.
Tankbuster's Blade
edited 21st Dec '16 4:14:06 AM by ArmoredFury
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.A katana forged from the same material that tankbusters
are made of, imbued with Earth magic (because, you know, metal). One swing from this sharp blade can puncture tanks. One wonders how it managed to stay in its scabbard without the scabbard breaking. Adds +5 to Earth, +1 to Attack.
Cnidaria
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰A soft, squishy gun shaped like a jellyfish. It shoots jellyfish tentacles.
The Bubblator
Very good kittyA vaguely rocket-launcher-shaped weapon that resembles several bubbles attached to each other. It fires soap bubbles that explode upon contact with their target.
The +2 Greatsword of Terrible Parenting
A divine, indestructible, diamond-edge sword that automatically curses whoever wields it to set a bad example for anyone younger than them with whom they care to interact... forever.
Open Grave
Those who have no right to wish are quick to cause destruction.A wooden casket with a missing lid. Made from tough ironwood and enchanted with dark curses. With the correct incantation, this artifact can drain the souls of up to 30 targets at once, storing them in a removable phylactery. It is also quite heavy, and as such is a surprisingly effective bludgeon.
Escutheon
edited 24th Dec '16 5:25:39 AM by ArmoredFury
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.This iPhone-shaped device is actually the vessel of a demon that procreates via DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS
Heart-Garrote
Peace in Darkness Steel Beams Don't Melt Dank Memes It's not you who need the system, but the system that needs you.

A special fluid which can be ingested, breathed in, or for maximum effectiveness, injected. It causes hallucinations, a "sweet tickling sensation", and unconsciousness. Fully effective within thirty seconds, and does not wear off for at least a half hour.
Eastern Blitz Blaster
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