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Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#2776: Dec 13th 2016 at 8:43:24 PM

A special fluid which can be ingested, breathed in, or for maximum effectiveness, injected. It causes hallucinations, a "sweet tickling sensation", and unconsciousness. Fully effective within thirty seconds, and does not wear off for at least a half hour.

Eastern Blitz Blaster

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anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#2777: Dec 13th 2016 at 8:58:16 PM

A large rocket launcher, adorned in red and gold colors. The kanji for "east" (東) is etched on the left side of the weapon. It shoots fireworks.

The Quadratic

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pepimanoli Cuteness overload. from the wondrous land of Profundia Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cuteness overload.
#2778: Dec 14th 2016 at 2:56:58 AM

A handgun with a complicated safety that requires the solving of a quadratic equation to use. It was intended as a fun way for kids to learn math!

The pencil of despair

edited 14th Dec '16 2:57:53 AM by pepimanoli

Everyone call me elf monster
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#2779: Dec 14th 2016 at 7:11:50 AM

A magic pencil, that, when applied to homework, starts DRAWING MORE HOMEWORK and will not stop until it has multiplied the amount of problems to the second power.

Solar Boomerang

edited 14th Dec '16 7:12:00 AM by Rbade

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anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#2780: Dec 14th 2016 at 7:22:10 AM

A boomerang-type weapon, which power increases in daylight. If thrown, it makes a nice flame particle effect. Mooks that are hit has a 20% chance of being burned. Adds +3 to Fire.

Saturn's Rings

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Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#2781: Dec 14th 2016 at 3:35:38 PM

In the later years of the 42nd Century, the Conglomerated Galactic Union weaponized the planet Saturn by turning the rings into a giant saw blade capable of cutting moons in half. Many felt it was an unnecessary show of power, the lead developer on the project said: "Fuck you, it's cool!"

Experiment 626

Is not impressed.
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#2782: Dec 14th 2016 at 6:19:39 PM

Stitch!

The Pharoah's Shotgun

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pepimanoli Cuteness overload. from the wondrous land of Profundia Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cuteness overload.
#2783: Dec 15th 2016 at 1:32:33 AM

After his numerous victories and awards, Pharoah became drunken with power and tried to take over he world. He designed a shotgun to be used by horses, that would be distributed among his equine minions. Fortunately, his plans failed and he is now in a high security prison.

The keyboard of destruction.

Everyone call me elf monster
anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#2784: Dec 15th 2016 at 3:14:01 AM

A machine that looks like a large control panel. Both a computer keyboard and a musical keyboard serve as the panel buttons. When the right keys are pressed, the machine can shoot out various deadly weapons, missiles and bombs.

Garuda's Wings

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DeceptivelyHonest Creator of Destruction from Now watch as I fade once more into lonely irrele Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Creator of Destruction
#2785: Dec 16th 2016 at 7:02:04 PM

Flaming, mechanical wings that are controlled telekinetically via brain implant.

The Promise of Hell

Those who have no right to wish are quick to cause destruction.
Crossover-Enthusiast from an abaondoned mall (Lucky 7) Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#2786: Dec 16th 2016 at 7:43:07 PM

A unique and incredibly dangerous ritual that either nets you a favor from the Devil himself, or lets you bring someone out of Hell; the price is that you either get sent to Hell yourself, or lose your soul.

The Sister Mister 1100

Jawbreakers on sale for 99¢
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#2787: Dec 17th 2016 at 7:48:14 AM

A specialized watergun that sprays a sticky mist, preventing anything hit from being affected by makeup, lipstick, or anything with similar uses for the next five days or so.

Shining Sparking!! Laser

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anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#2788: Dec 21st 2016 at 3:39:23 AM

A futuristic laser gun. When fired, it shoots a shining beam of light that obliterates anything in its path and makes stuff within the beam's radius spark and catch fire (hence the "Sparking!" in the name). Anyone who wishes to uses this weapon is suggested to use reflective eyewear or look away, since the light can blind you if you look at it. Adds +50 to Light.

The Pleiades

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Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#2789: Dec 21st 2016 at 3:57:55 AM

A rocket launcher that has a variable missile launch count. Like the group of stars that gave it its name, depending on the user's preference it can fire anywhere from a singular massive payload to dozens of smaller explosive charges. The rockets themselves leave trails of stardust behind them, creating a spectacle to behold as long as you're not the recipient of the launch.

Gale Song

I need to update these things more often
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2791: Dec 21st 2016 at 4:13:59 AM

A linen sheet, woven with images of the Messiah and inscriptions of holy prayers in Japanese. Some says that when a certain prayer is uttered while wielding it, the sheet will harden. In this state gunfire and even tank shells can be deflected. One can also roll up the sheet to form a crude point before praying, turning it into a shiv that can pierce bedrock with ease.

Tankbuster's Blade

edited 21st Dec '16 4:14:06 AM by ArmoredFury

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#2792: Dec 21st 2016 at 5:41:23 AM

A katana forged from the same material that tankbusters are made of, imbued with Earth magic (because, you know, metal). One swing from this sharp blade can puncture tanks. One wonders how it managed to stay in its scabbard without the scabbard breaking. Adds +5 to Earth, +1 to Attack.

Cnidaria

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DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#2793: Dec 21st 2016 at 12:43:09 PM

A soft, squishy gun shaped like a jellyfish. It shoots jellyfish tentacles.

The Bubblator

Very good kitty
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#2794: Dec 21st 2016 at 12:58:04 PM

A vaguely rocket-launcher-shaped weapon that resembles several bubbles attached to each other. It fires soap bubbles that explode upon contact with their target.

The +2 Greatsword of Terrible Parenting

DeceptivelyHonest Creator of Destruction from Now watch as I fade once more into lonely irrele Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Creator of Destruction
#2795: Dec 21st 2016 at 8:38:26 PM

A divine, indestructible, diamond-edge sword that automatically curses whoever wields it to set a bad example for anyone younger than them with whom they care to interact... forever.

Open Grave

Those who have no right to wish are quick to cause destruction.
ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2796: Dec 24th 2016 at 5:25:13 AM

A wooden casket with a missing lid. Made from tough ironwood and enchanted with dark curses. With the correct incantation, this artifact can drain the souls of up to 30 targets at once, storing them in a removable phylactery. It is also quite heavy, and as such is a surprisingly effective bludgeon.

Escutheon

edited 24th Dec '16 5:25:39 AM by ArmoredFury

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#2797: Dec 24th 2016 at 5:39:55 PM

A decorative shield you can wear. No practical value, but adds to charisma.

Faintwarper

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#2798: Dec 26th 2016 at 7:18:46 PM

A pair of brass knuckles which punches someone into unconsciousness in one hit.

H3N-741

edited 26th Dec '16 7:18:59 PM by Mhazard

BrutallyHonest former eternal loser from out of the mental trap called time Since: Dec, 2016
former eternal loser
#2799: Dec 26th 2016 at 7:31:51 PM

This iPhone-shaped device is actually the vessel of a demon that procreates via DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS

AHAGH!

Heart-Garrote

Peace in Darkness Steel Beams Don't Melt Dank Memes It's not you who need the system, but the system that needs you.
anza_sb Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
#2800: Dec 26th 2016 at 7:53:09 PM

A wire-type strangling weapon. The handles and the wire have a fleshy texture. It is made from the remains of the Flesh Monster Cardiax. Heartstring puns are recommended when using the weapon. +4 to Darkness.

2800

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