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Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
Clarste One Winged Egret Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
One Winged Egret
#27: Sep 10th 2010 at 11:56:50 PM

WhatamIfightingFOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

That said, I actually liked most of the FFT spell quotes.

edited 10th Sep '10 11:56:57 PM by Clarste

Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#28: Sep 11th 2010 at 12:01:39 AM

Really, all the voice acting in this game, but this is the worst offender:

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
DarkDecapodian The Prodigal Returns from the fold Since: Apr, 2009
The Prodigal Returns
#29: Sep 11th 2010 at 12:21:30 AM

'Rain of blood...will rain down today!'

'I. Kill. You. X-CHICKEN! HAHAHAHAHA.'

Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#30: Sep 11th 2010 at 12:28:32 AM

^^Why does that guy's voice remind me of Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series? Seriously, why? o-o;

BTUltimate Since: Jul, 2010
#31: Sep 11th 2010 at 2:53:06 AM

^He's like a cross between Team 4Kids and Shadi.

WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
DBAce9Aura Troper For Hire from Feeding Hills, MA Since: Mar, 2010
Troper For Hire
#33: Sep 11th 2010 at 3:52:42 AM

Behold my power

Oh, and that "laughing scene" from FFX.

edited 11th Sep '10 3:54:46 AM by DBAce9Aura

That game ain't right
IronyAdams ヽ(´∀`)ノ from next door Since: Aug, 2010
ヽ(´∀`)ノ
#34: Sep 11th 2010 at 4:17:35 AM

Saddler, you're small time!

Like the night my girl went away, gone off in a world filled with stuff
theLibrarian That all you got? from his own little world Since: Jul, 2009
That all you got?
#35: Sep 11th 2010 at 5:21:23 AM

Coming from someone who just stayed up until 11:30 playing Alan Wake, I found some of the Taken quotes to be kind of Nightmare Retardant. Such as the first one I encountered, who popped out while saying "IT'S RABBIT SEASON!" And Carl Stucky with his "Incontestable Health Benefits!"

edited 11th Sep '10 5:21:53 AM by theLibrarian

That is the face of a man who just ate a kitten. Raw.
GorramBats from Bat Country Since: Jan, 2010
#36: Sep 11th 2010 at 5:58:05 AM

^^ Quickly followed by "writh in my cage of torment my friend!"

Basically any quote from any Resident Evil game.

Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL SEX.
Enlong Court Dragon from The Underground Facility Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
Court Dragon
#39: Sep 11th 2010 at 6:39:28 AM

"I've been WAIting for thees day! To tsee you agayn, Fox MahCloud! [...] Ahnd, now, to dechtroy da LYLAT SYSTEEEEEM!"

Let's just say that Andross's accent didn't survive the jump to the Gamecube.

I have a message from another time...
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#40: Sep 11th 2010 at 7:17:37 AM

Speaking of RE 4;

"What did you say?! Insects lives don't compare to peoples lives!"

SabreJustice Since: Dec, 1969
GabrielGloom Since: Dec, 1969
#42: Sep 11th 2010 at 7:37:06 AM

Happy festival fireworks!

edited 11th Sep '10 7:37:15 AM by GabrielGloom

rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#43: Sep 11th 2010 at 7:56:23 AM

WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD?!

I liked the game, and that made me crack up.

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
DYRE Since: Apr, 2010
#44: Sep 11th 2010 at 7:59:04 AM

That said, I actually liked most of the FFT spell quotes.
Oh, I liked a lot of them too, it's just you can't deny that there were also a lot of them that were really silly for one reason or another.

razi3l0 gamer Since: Sep, 2010
gamer
#45: Sep 11th 2010 at 8:02:06 AM

RE 1 , have sooo many of them i'm gonna go with ; "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" . Barry

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#46: Sep 11th 2010 at 3:51:26 PM

I forget which House of the Dead it's from(3, I think) but I love "DON'T COME! DON'T COME!"

dmysta3000 DEAD from New York and New Jersey Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
DEAD
#47: Sep 11th 2010 at 4:15:27 PM

'But who will I eat ice cream with?'

Dammit Roxas, why did you have to ruin that scene?

Also,

'That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers!'

edited 11th Sep '10 4:17:08 PM by dmysta3000

GOH! JII! RAH!
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
Beforet Since: Jan, 2001
#49: Sep 11th 2010 at 5:07:16 PM

Well, to me a bad quote is an unmemorable quote. I guess my favorite "so bad it's good" quote is "Your mother sucks dwarf cock"

edited 11th Sep '10 5:07:33 PM by Beforet

Arilou Taller than Zim from Quasispace Since: Jan, 2001
Taller than Zim
#50: Sep 11th 2010 at 5:34:08 PM

No METAL BAWKSES!?

My has to go to crappy polish (?) game "Archangel" for a STUNNINGLY bad rendition of the lines "Ah... The pain!"

As in, COMPLETELY DEADPAN.

"No, the Singularity will not happen. Computation is hard." -Happy Ent

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