169. Tropers are friends, not food.
edited 20th Jul '10 3:42:41 AM by the1ultimate
I call forth Unlimited Stories!171: Redirecting the TV tropes homepage link to Offended is not a good idea.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.174. I will not derail threads like Gush About Tropers You Like and Troper Updates (both I and II) with spontaneous roleplay, no matter how amusing it seems at the time.
175. I will not whine when I am bored. Bored people listening to a bored person's whining does not make them any less bored.
176. It is generally agreed that any ideas I think of just before I go to bed are doomed to be horrible, a failure, or both.
177. I will not post something of little value in forum games if I run out of ideas on what to post next.
178. I will not plead with tropers to send me avatars, even if it makes me feel good.
179. I cannot post until I have properly read the posts above me - it will save me a lot of embarrassment in the long run.
180. I cannot lament the lack of new vandalisations on my contributor page, no matter how desperate I am to see something new.
Locking you up on radar since '09182: I will not tell others to spam a troper's gallery with naked Spock.
edited 20th Jul '10 10:45:12 AM by KSPAM
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial183. I must not abuse the Department of Redundancy Department. It isn't funny.
191. I do not murder the person who Josses my WMG.
192. I cannot bring Cthulhu to an Edit War.
edited 20th Jul '10 12:08:35 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.

167: I will never again make 10 IJBMs about people not recognizng the amazing love that Kirk and Spock share.
168: I will not make more than 10 posts relating to Yaoi per second.
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.