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the1ultimate Protector of the Realm from Plato's Cave Since: Jan, 2010
Protector of the Realm
#76: Jul 14th 2010 at 8:29:08 AM

112: I should not thump my own posts excessively for fun in regular forum conversations.

I call forth Unlimited Stories!
Eriksson Since: Dec, 1969
#77: Jul 14th 2010 at 8:30:40 AM

113. People Sit On Chairs is not tropable, even if it was brilliantly subverted in an episode of Ichiban No Tempura.

edited 14th Jul '10 8:30:52 AM by Eriksson

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#78: Jul 14th 2010 at 9:02:01 AM

114. Must not bump IJBM topics in order to produce a funny string of thread titles as read on the forum page.

TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
Lurker
#79: Jul 14th 2010 at 9:03:13 AM

115. I must not start randomly shooting people's kneecaps in the middle of a forum game.

AlsoArin Equipped: Sour Armor 99 from My Room (As Always) Since: May, 2010
BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Iverum from outside the key Since: Jun, 2009
#82: Jul 14th 2010 at 11:52:22 AM

118. I will not steal another troper's avatar and impersonate him or her for the lulz.

dysfunctional human artistry
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#83: Jul 14th 2010 at 12:04:43 PM

119. I will not use image generators to make a point.

Last Defense Line.
Iverum from outside the key Since: Jun, 2009
#84: Jul 14th 2010 at 12:11:56 PM

120. I will not post snowclones in IJBM no matter how funny they are.

dysfunctional human artistry
Eriksson Since: Dec, 1969
#85: Jul 17th 2010 at 8:06:50 PM

121. Not allowed to post a link to a Brown Note that turns the reader into a grasshopper in IJBM because "it just bugs you."

edited 17th Jul '10 8:07:22 PM by Eriksson

Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#86: Jul 18th 2010 at 12:14:30 AM

122. I will not impersonate trolls or otherwise infamous posters.

123. I will not steal avatars and make them green with a third eye.

124. Scholastica is not a girl no matter what Noimporta says.

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010
#87: Jul 18th 2010 at 12:16:59 AM

125: "Cool story bro" is not an appropriate response in the insecurity thread.

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#88: Jul 18th 2010 at 12:52:43 AM

126. See 128.

127. I am not allowed to make endless loops in lists.

128. See 126.

edited 18th Jul '10 12:52:52 AM by TParadox

Fresh-eyed movie blog
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#89: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:16:30 AM

129: Am not allowed to launch a coup d'etat against mods I don't like.

130: Am not allowed to turn the mods against each other for political gain.

131: Am not allowed to blackmail the mods into letting me away with stuff.

132: Am not allowed to bribe the mods into letting me away with stuff.

133: Especially if the bribe is monopoly money.

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#90: Jul 18th 2010 at 10:21:50 AM

134. When bribing people, do not make a big deal about either bribing them or not bribing them.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#91: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:21:22 PM

135: Am not allowed to place myself at the top of the tv tropes pantheon and declare that I am a God.

136: Am not allowed to install a figurehead at the top of the pantheon and control tv tropes through that God.

137: Game Chainsaw is not a God.

138: Game Chainsaw is not a demi-god.

139: Nor is he descended from a mythical Greek, Roman, Celtic, Iberian or Assyrian hero.

140: When on the sandbox, I am not allowed to try to bring it to life as a monster that consumes other tropes by overloading it with data.

141: The same applies to YKTTW's, Game Chainsaws page and any trope page created by Game Chainsaw.

142: It is generally considered rude to send unsolvable nonsense riddles to random new tropers.

143: Or to mods.

144: When trolls infest the forums, please do not announce that you want to ride one.

145: Or try to feed them kibble.

146: The voices of the Wiki Witch of the web do not demand blood sacrifices of tropers to fend off the wrath of wikipedias vast editing horde.

147: The same applies to ED.

148: Trope Tan is not plotting world domination, and I am not her divinely ordained general.

149: I am not allowed to create YKTTW's as exact copies tropes that already exist, launch it, delete the original article and then announce that I have captured the trope.

150: Especially if this is used as an attempt to bring TV tropes into civil war so that I may seize control in the confusion.

edited 18th Jul '10 4:22:47 PM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#92: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:32:46 PM

151. Jokes involving Mew and the symbol μ are old.

KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
#93: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:39:01 PM

152: I will not try and stop my fellow tropers from mentioning Touhou. It is a fruitless and meaningless effort.

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#94: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:40:26 PM

153. I will endevaour not to gag at references to contemporary Eastern media.

edited 18th Jul '10 4:41:07 PM by HungryJoe

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#95: Jul 18th 2010 at 4:58:23 PM

154: I will not threaten the new posters into joining my personal army.

155: I am not allowed to build a personal army, period.

156: Even if it would be really cool, with rocket launchers and shit.

157: I am not allowed to encode TV tropes into the DNA of new posters in a nefarious genetics experiment.

edited 18th Jul '10 4:58:46 PM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#96: Jul 18th 2010 at 5:16:12 PM

158: The tvtropes server cannot be remastered to be run by Gla Dos

159: Or HAL

160: If it involves AI, nothing doing.

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#97: Jul 18th 2010 at 6:20:20 PM

161. No trolling.
161b. Seriously, no trolling.
161c. Okay, come on, guys, it's not funny anymore.
161d. DAMMIT, STOP TROLLING!
161e. No-one thinks you're clever.
161f. I just ate your puppy, then I told your brother that Santa killed it.

162. I will not feed the trolls.

163. I will not break troper's minds with Rule34 drawn of their childhood heroes. Well, not anymore.

edited 18th Jul '10 6:21:09 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#98: Jul 18th 2010 at 10:51:41 PM

164. I will continually switch my avatar every five minutes.

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#99: Jul 18th 2010 at 11:13:13 PM

165. I will not make fake entries in this list such as the above entry.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010

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