113. People Sit On Chairs is not tropable, even if it was brilliantly subverted in an episode of Ichiban No Tempura.
edited 14th Jul '10 8:30:52 AM by Eriksson
backwards entries Game Forum my write not will I 116.
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.117. I will not trip the next poster which could lead to a very serious problem.
118. I will not steal another troper's avatar and impersonate him or her for the lulz.
dysfunctional human artistry121. Not allowed to post a link to a Brown Note that turns the reader into a grasshopper in IJBM because "it just bugs you."
edited 17th Jul '10 8:07:22 PM by Eriksson
126. See 128.
127. I am not allowed to make endless loops in lists.
128. See 126.
edited 18th Jul '10 12:52:52 AM by TParadox
Fresh-eyed movie blog129: Am not allowed to launch a coup d'etat against mods I don't like.
130: Am not allowed to turn the mods against each other for political gain.
131: Am not allowed to blackmail the mods into letting me away with stuff.
132: Am not allowed to bribe the mods into letting me away with stuff.
133: Especially if the bribe is monopoly money.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.135: Am not allowed to place myself at the top of the tv tropes pantheon and declare that I am a God.
136: Am not allowed to install a figurehead at the top of the pantheon and control tv tropes through that God.
137: Game Chainsaw is not a God.
138: Game Chainsaw is not a demi-god.
139: Nor is he descended from a mythical Greek, Roman, Celtic, Iberian or Assyrian hero.
140: When on the sandbox, I am not allowed to try to bring it to life as a monster that consumes other tropes by overloading it with data.
141: The same applies to YKTTW's, Game Chainsaws page and any trope page created by Game Chainsaw.
142: It is generally considered rude to send unsolvable nonsense riddles to random new tropers.
143: Or to mods.
144: When trolls infest the forums, please do not announce that you want to ride one.
145: Or try to feed them kibble.
146: The voices of the Wiki Witch of the web do not demand blood sacrifices of tropers to fend off the wrath of wikipedias vast editing horde.
147: The same applies to ED.
148: Trope Tan is not plotting world domination, and I am not her divinely ordained general.
149: I am not allowed to create YKTTW's as exact copies tropes that already exist, launch it, delete the original article and then announce that I have captured the trope.
150: Especially if this is used as an attempt to bring TV tropes into civil war so that I may seize control in the confusion.
edited 18th Jul '10 4:22:47 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.152: I will not try and stop my fellow tropers from mentioning Touhou. It is a fruitless and meaningless effort.
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial154: I will not threaten the new posters into joining my personal army.
155: I am not allowed to build a personal army, period.
156: Even if it would be really cool, with rocket launchers and shit.
157: I am not allowed to encode TV tropes into the DNA of new posters in a nefarious genetics experiment.
edited 18th Jul '10 4:58:46 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.158: The tvtropes server cannot be remastered to be run by Gla Dos
159: Or HAL
160: If it involves AI, nothing doing.
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped161. No trolling.
161b. Seriously, no trolling.
161c. Okay, come on, guys, it's not funny anymore.
161d. DAMMIT, STOP TROLLING!
161e. No-one thinks you're clever.
161f. I just ate your puppy, then I told your brother that Santa killed it.
162. I will not feed the trolls.
163. I will not break troper's minds with Rule34 drawn of their childhood heroes. Well, not anymore.
edited 18th Jul '10 6:21:09 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.166: I am not the ambassador of Cloudcuckooland.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.

112: I should not thump my own posts excessively for fun in regular forum conversations.
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