535b.) In fact, if I claim to be Torgo, I get the Google Redirect.
535c.) This also applies if I claim to be Zalgo.
537: Kidnapping Fast Eddie to bring back the IJBM forum was only funny once, and any humor in that was ruined by the increase in trolling activity that began recently.
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also539. Not allowed to pick up or play with the Idiot Ball, Conflict Ball, or Distress Ball.
540. Not allowed to trick other tropers into picking up the aforementioned Idiot, Conflict, or Distress Balls.
edited 4th Mar '11 12:00:29 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.541.) Not allowed to use anything on This Index Has Balls to play fetch with Tropey the Wonder Dog.
542) Not allowed to kill off a Character without no reason.
edited 5th Mar '11 6:40:44 PM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg543) There is a limit to the number of things in which I can find innuendo.
544) Contrary to popular belief, boobies do not make everything better.
548) I will not replace all potholes to F***L, S******u or B****y *** H******c with links to So Bad It's Horrible.
549) Talk of any of the above-asterisked series is verboten on any message board.
550) I will stop replacing the image on Bishōnen with my pictures from elementary school.
551) Cool Story Bro is not a legitimate trope.
edited 5th Mar '11 7:32:32 PM by WillyFourEyes
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."(552.) Do not kick the Ford Pinto.
(553.) We will never mention what happened on the night of February 12, 2005. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
edited 5th Mar '11 7:50:01 PM by tennessean
554.) If a fellow troper approaches me for music recommandations, my first suggestion will not be the Faerie's Aire
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555.) Will not sucker newbies into doing the My Immortal Drinking Game with me.
557. Will not accuse fellow tropers of being my—or each others'—clones.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.559. Just because I can think of a way to turn any given page into a Self-Demonstrating Article doesn't mean it's a good idea.
560. Not allowed to randomly move the Trope Repair Shop topics to the other subfora and call it a scavenger hunt.
561. Not allowed to speculate on the mods' taste in underwear.
562. Not allowed to hack the mods' accounts and give them enough sockpuppets to trip the auto-ban.
563. Forum Banned: Would Like to Post Again is not a trope.
564. Not allowed to add Nakama to the Permanent Red Link Club.
565. Not allowed to rename Darth Wiki and Sugar Wiki as Darker and Edgier Wiki and Lighter and Softer Wiki.
566. Nor am I allowed to create their counterparts, Bloodier and Gorier Wiki and Hotter and Sexier Wiki.
567. I need to learn to accept changes on the wiki. The hostage negotiator made that very clear.
568. I will not attempt to eradicate all other wikis from the net so as to make TV Tropes the one true wiki.
569. I will start reading threads from page one instead of just skipping to the end (obviously my time isn't that important if I'm here).
edited 9th Mar '11 12:44:37 AM by Malph

535a.) EvEn iF i CLaiM tO Be tORgO.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.