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Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001
Macinatrix Insana
#351: Jan 17th 2011 at 9:27:13 PM

To Glenn and anyone else I may have confused:

What I typed translates to: 496. I am not allowed to speak Japanese

edited 17th Jan '11 9:27:40 PM by Shadowbell

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#353: Jan 17th 2011 at 10:41:39 PM

٤٩٨. ليس مسموحا لي أن أكتب باللغة العربية

edited 17th Jan '11 10:41:49 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#354: Jan 17th 2011 at 10:46:40 PM

499.) Ljike Mjistjer Wjelch, I wjill njot tjake ljibjertjies wjith thje rjunjic ajlphjabjet.

edited 17th Jan '11 10:47:07 PM by Balmung

SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#355: Jan 17th 2011 at 10:49:26 PM

500. Speaking of Welch and Skippy: I must remember that I am neither of them.

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Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#356: Jan 17th 2011 at 10:52:45 PM

501.)In that vein, not allowed to make a weapon called a "Trope Launcher". It's simply too confusing. This goes double if it actually adds new tropes to the wiki without sending them through YKTTW.

edited 18th Jan '11 6:49:16 AM by Balmung

LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#357: Jan 18th 2011 at 1:04:05 AM

502. Not allowed to put lyrics to The Black Mages' songs as page quotes.

FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#358: Jan 18th 2011 at 1:06:14 AM

502a. Same goes for the lyrics to "Asshole" by Denis Leary.
502b. And the lyrics to "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

edited 18th Jan '11 1:08:54 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

TheJackal Lurker from the UK Since: Dec, 2009
SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#361: Jan 21st 2011 at 6:40:34 PM

NAVAL COMBAT RULES

506. I will notwill endeavour not to derail shipping-related threads with serious discussion about actual naval warfare, funny though it might be. (The reverse is not true due to Rule of Funny. Also, it's beneath my dignity.)
507. Starting Ship-to-Ship Combat involving Trope-tan is frowned upon, no matter how enthusiastic the discussion becomes.
508. Tropey the Wonder Dog is not to be shipped.
509. Fast Eddie/Trope-tan is not a valid ship. This discussion is closed.
510. The Laws And Customs Of War do not apply to Ship-to-Ship Combat. So approaching under false colors and hauling up my true preferences before letting loose with a broadside is still considered reprehensible, even if Horatio Hornblower and Jack Aubrey do it all the time.
511. TV Tropes does not actually have a navy, our fine Ship Yard notwithstanding, and I am not its Admiral.
512. The Ship Yard is not to be used for purposes of piracy. No, I have idea how it would work, but ifwhen I figure it out, I am to assume that I'm banned from doing it. \\

edited 21st Jan '11 7:35:43 PM by SabresEdge

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dontcallmewave Brony? Moi? surely you jest! from My home Since: Nov, 2013
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
#362: Mar 1st 2011 at 3:45:12 PM

513 I will not post in a dead topic on the forum just to see what other people think about this topic.

edited 1st Mar '11 3:45:49 PM by dontcallmewave

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#363: Mar 1st 2011 at 4:10:51 PM

514. I will not trace the IP addresses of random tropers to see if they're being honest about where they live.

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AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#364: Mar 1st 2011 at 4:19:03 PM

515: I will not kill any troper who claims to have caused Teh Great Crash.

516: Deleting the existence of tropers from reality is not normally acceptable.

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Pseudonym I like it here. from The Keebler Tree Since: Jun, 2009
I like it here.
#365: Mar 1st 2011 at 4:24:26 PM

517: I will not pray to any tropers. Especially after they've asked me not too.

518: Yes, there is a reality outside of Tv Tropes, no I don't have to prove it to you.

edited 1st Mar '11 4:24:56 PM by Pseudonym

<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"
darnpenguin Yakka Foob Mog from one friend to another Since: Jan, 2001
Yakka Foob Mog
#366: Mar 1st 2011 at 5:09:26 PM

  • 519: My contributor page is not the place to paste the content of entire novels, copyrighted or otherwise
  • 520: I cannot simply copy and paste someone else's contributor page in place of writing my own
  • 521: I will not paste my own page over someone else's and claim they violated the above rule
    • 521b: except even if they ninja me in a forum game.

Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#367: Mar 1st 2011 at 5:28:35 PM

522. Copypasta does not substitute for content. Not even if I post a very large amount of it. There is a minimum density of content.

SantosLHalper Since: Aug, 2009
#368: Mar 1st 2011 at 6:16:44 PM

DXXIII: Paene nemo siti Latinus sciunt et iniurius est scrībere paginae adusque in id.

edited 1st Mar '11 6:16:52 PM by SantosLHalper

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#369: Mar 1st 2011 at 6:47:24 PM

524.) I will not write posts encoded with one time pads.

ARandomSerf Since: Dec, 1969
#370: Mar 3rd 2011 at 1:32:08 AM

525. I will not copy every post I ever make to my contributor page.

526. I will not attempt to aggravate other tropers to the point where they attempt to punch me through the monitor and ruin their computer. Especially if it would work.

527. I will not embed a repeating, auto-playing audio clip of Vader Breath into Darth Wiki.

528. I will not turn the entire wiki into an All Blue Entry.

529. I will not pothole all instances of the words "parsley," "longitude," and "intractable" to Vomit Indiscretion Shot.

530. I will not argue that substituting lower-cast l for upper-case I makes my "troII post" sockpuppet acceptable.

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#371: Mar 3rd 2011 at 1:42:22 AM

531.) I will not make utterly random redirects, such as foo to bar.
531a.) I will not make redirects for the sake of humour, such as making "easy" a redirect for Your Mom.
531b.) I will not attempt to redirect every single page on the wiki to Bork.Home Page.

edited 3rd Mar '11 1:44:00 AM by Balmung

SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
Show an affirming flame
#372: Mar 3rd 2011 at 10:23:07 AM

531c.) I will not redirect Noaqiyeum's page to Eldritch Abomination, all instances of soul-sucking aside.

532.) I will keep in mind that the Trope Pantheon is purely Just for Fun, and that proselytizing for any one of the gods in it is frowned upon.
532a.) That goes double if I'm found proselytizing on any religious forum on the Internet.

edited 3rd Mar '11 10:27:51 AM by SabresEdge

Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#373: Mar 3rd 2011 at 10:26:59 AM

533.) I will not give the entire Trope Pantheon Conflict Balls to get them to fight, and in turn, learn which trope is the strongest.

Rizu Not the american average from Georgia Since: Feb, 2011
Not the american average
#374: Mar 3rd 2011 at 10:59:06 AM

534: 3y3 wi11 n0t typ3 li3k di5

<3
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#375: Mar 3rd 2011 at 11:15:55 AM

535.) NoR wIlL i TyPe LiKe ThIs.
531d.) I will not attempt to make everything that redlinks to the Permanent Redlink Club.

edited 3rd Mar '11 11:20:05 AM by Balmung


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