"Seems like his Quips to Black..." *sunglasses* "...couldn't prevent his own blackout."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The blind man walking off the cliff is not making a leap of faith."Guess you weren't such a Big Daddy after all, were you, buddy?"
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaDidn't 3D Realms say they were adding driving segments and some open-world elements?
Also, needs a nutshot to Serious Sam... somehow, since Serious Sam's busy stealing the Duke's thunder for a long damn time now.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.We saw driving segments in a monster truck in the trailer, I think.
Also, more Duke corpse quotes:
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and you die."
"Looks like Sun Tzu bought the farm."
"You'll be seeing plenty of fire where you're going."
"Looks like this grim fable had an unhappy ending."
"Ooh, you had so much blood."
"Didn't have enough gun."
"Diagnosis: He's dead."
"Looks like being polite and efficient wasn't a good enough plan."
"That gentleman couldn't fool me."
"That enough Dakka for you?"
"Looks like victory was out of your Reach!"
"You wont be back." "Looks like out little discussion has just been terminated."
"That's one kid that just ran out of time."
"Being expendable sure sucks, doesn't it?"
"I can't hear you over the sound of your agonizing screams." "I can't hear you over the sound of how badass I am."
'Is there an award for 'Least Badass Gangsta'? Cause that's you.'
...on second thought, no, that would be like beating a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Someone did tell me life was going to be this way.Wonder what he'd say to Samus.
-insert lame Stay in the Kitchen and Make me a Sandwich joke-
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.He could mock as many other game heroes as he wanted, but that, I think, would probably cause massive fanboy Dude, Not Funny! backlash. The fandom's already in an uproar; looking for someone else's throats to tear out besides each other's might make the whole thing give.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada""You wont be back." "Looks like out little discussion has just been terminated." "
He already did Terminator in the secret level from Episode 3. The one with the knocked-over skyscraper that you have to run up to reach the upper windows of another building, and like two copies of the first episode's boss running around in the street below.
"Always a sad day when a babe dies." *salute*
...what, even Duke would mourn the loss of a fine piece of ass, especially ass-kicking ass.
...and I just realised the Fan Dumb might see that as a Take That! about how Metroid has been Ruined FOREVER.
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So who all did he take shots at anyways? I know he had the upper torso of the Doom guy in level 1-3, and Indiana Jones hung himself somewhere in episode 3, and there was the flattened terminator near the end of episode 3. I don't remember who was in the secret ice cave in the chasm in one of the moonbase levels from episode 2 (the one with a song named, I think, "aliens") but someone was. Was there anyone else?
At this point, Duke would be to be completely shameless to dare make a Take That! at any game released in the last decade.
He also attacked Luke Skywalker "Damn the force isn't strong with this one" or something like that.
but in general, the take thats were just silly one liners with no real hate in them, so to me it seems perfectly fine to have them in DNF. Maybe later he can find the body of one of the scrapped models of Duke from one of the earlier versions of DNF and take a shot against himself "Damn, that guy's been dead since...Forever
" or something like that.
...what, even Duke would mourn the loss of a fine piece of ass, especially ass-kicking ass.
OK, I could see The Duke pulling that off.
The first words out of his mouth should be, 'Kept you waiting, huh?'
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

"Why so Serious?"