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Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#401: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:34:39 PM

Because is ingests too many donuts.

Why doesn't I have superpowers?

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#402: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:34:46 PM

double ninja'd.

Because you have utility belt instead. Because you let your mouth hang open.

Why is cat sneezing on my leg?

edited 3rd Aug '09 8:35:28 PM by Solstace

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#403: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:48:52 PM

Because you are an octahedron.

Why is Ramiel so shiny?

SHIKI is dead.
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#404: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:50:36 PM

Because light reflects off of exceptionally smooth surfaces.

Why is math not broken?

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Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#405: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:51:23 PM

Because Ramiel pay for super deluxe car wash.

EDIT: Math is broken.

Why is ninja'd? Because type slow.

Why is eyes hurt?

edited 3rd Aug '09 8:52:31 PM by Scrounge

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#406: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:56:14 PM

Becaus you sit in front of the computer too long. Go outside, you eyes will thank you.

why is tv so flat?

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#407: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:57:41 PM

Because not tube.

Why is addiction so addicting?

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#408: Aug 3rd 2009 at 8:59:30 PM

Because of brain chemistry.

Why is Radiohead "Just" video so weird?

SHIKI is dead.
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#410: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:03:27 PM

Because of Debian.

Why is anti-spiral?

SHIKI is dead.
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#411: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:14:20 PM

Because of anti-Debian.

Why is Batman?

Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#412: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:14:56 PM

Because Superman isn't cool enough.

Why is Spiderman?

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#413: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:19:09 PM

Because Stan Lee wanted to be in a bunch of movies for five seconds.

Why is so serious?

SHIKI is dead.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#414: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:19:54 PM

Because he is tough, listen bud, he's got radioactive blood.

Because is memetically mutated Glasgow Grin, and memes are srs bzns.

Why is Superman is actually pretty cool is questions which aren't actually questions?

edited 3rd Aug '09 9:20:32 PM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#415: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:21:23 PM

Because answers which aren't really answers.

Why is Animatrix?

Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#416: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:23:05 PM

Because Everything needs a prequel.

Why is China communist?

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#417: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:26:57 PM

Because Mao.

Why is Matrix like incest?

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#418: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:33:35 PM

Because he is attracted to himself.

Why is Shirley mindraped?

SHIKI is dead.
Scrounge (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#419: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:43:28 PM

Because her brain dresses like a slut.

Why is Scrounge so tasteless sometimes? Also, why is Scrounge talk about self in third person? Blue Scrounge needs sleep badly.

Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#420: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:44:29 PM

Because Scrounge need more seasoning.

Why is season's greetings?

Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#421: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:48:09 PM

Because better than seasons farewells.

Why is Solstace wax poetic?

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#422: Aug 3rd 2009 at 9:56:22 PM

Because is painful but makes your verse look better.

Why is awesome things in fiction only in fiction?

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#423: Aug 3rd 2009 at 10:00:35 PM

Because too awesome for Real Life.

Why is personal mech not exist yet?

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#424: Aug 3rd 2009 at 10:02:01 PM

Because it would fall over.

Why am Bobby G think I am badass?

SHIKI is dead.
Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#425: Aug 3rd 2009 at 10:02:40 PM

Because is Geass trolls.

Why William not think he is badass?

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku

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