That, and the frequent encounters with High Octane Nightmare Fuel-, Nausea Fuel- and Fetish Fuel-inducing things that being a veteran member of Ala Alba will undoubtably lead to.
Hey, somebody has to take up Ala Rubra's share of world-saving and Eldritch Abomination-fighting eventually!
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Even so. Frost has actually lived the kind of stuff Haruna draws.
It'd have been spot on if the telepath had been Marvel Girl II's, though. Or even JLI-era Maxwell Lord.
Again, the High Octane Nightmare Fuel Ala Alba faces still isn't much compared to all the crap seen in X-Men lore. From Belasco to the occasional run-in with Kulan Gath to the biggest horror of them all- the Blob's ass in tight spandex.
edited 29th Aug '11 3:59:11 PM by NapoleonDeCheese
Name me three examples of canon hardcore Haruna has drawn beyond incest between the Itoshiki brothers, to compare. Because, again, we're talking about a woman who oversees a S&M club for super villains, many of them murderous, and who unlikely the 3-A girls, definitely isn't a virgin at all. We may like to inflate Haruna's exploits a lot for laughs, but when taking crossovers in consideration, we should raise the bar for the other sides as well.
Oi, oi. Rule of Funny, remember? It's not meant to be a serious and accurate representation of how the matchup would likely turn out.
edited 29th Aug '11 4:01:03 PM by MarqFJA
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I'm insane, but a different type of insane. Just because I don't write Crack Fic doesn't mean that I'm normal.
Okay, here's the next section.
“Affirmative!” She typed a few lines into the terminal, and the image on the main screen was immediately covered with a mess of superimposed numbers and other information.
Asuna stared at the screen as it began to generate a full 3D model of her classmate's underpants. Along the side of the screen, every imaginable statistic and tidbit of information regarding the undergarment was being listed. Suddenly the display stopped flashing, and beeped three times before going silent. Then there was a low buzzing as a long strip of paper began to print out the side of the computer.
“Analysis is complete.” Hakase snatched the printout, adjusted her glasses, and began to scan the document.
“What the heck just happened?” Asuna asked.
“I'm glad you asked!” Haruna said. “The computer analyzed the underwear and compared it's statistics against a lingerie database to determine where and when Chisame obtained them. From there, we can determine why she obtained them, and why she would wear them to a meeting with her teacher.”
“...There's a lingerie database?” Yue began to massage her enormous forehead with her thumb and forefinger. “Why would that even exist? And why would this random computer be linked to it?”
“Oh please, there are databases for everything nowadays.” Haruna patted Yue on the back. “Hakase, what information do we have in the analysis?”
“Black panties. Silk. Kingsley Vapor Wear. Retail cost of twenty-three hundred yen. I've had the computer compare this particular style of panties against Chisame's credit history. She purchased a pair of these panties from the Carousel Boutique 32 days ago.”
“And this helps me how?” Asuna said, trying to think of what kind of information could possibly fill the length of paper that the machine had created.
Hey, since we seem to be on something of a stall, active-discussions wise, how about we think up another 101 Fanfic ideas? I have a few…
•1)After their royalty gets revealed, Asuna and Negi are subjected to the two banes of royaly: Paparazzi… and suitors! •2)Setsuna and the other characters attend support groups. The Hanyou-support group, the 'token-normal person' support group, the robots in love support group…

Eh, nah. Emma Frost co-runs a S&M club frequented by super villains the likes of Sabretooth. And even (shudder!) politicians. Most likely, she'll laugh at anything she can see in Nodoka's mind and just call it cute-kiddy.