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CalmAndInsane Keep Calm... and Insane from The End Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13576: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:02:50 PM

So sad.

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Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#13577: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:18:47 PM

I think it's adorable.

Hell, if I can hook him in with Minecraft...

You know you want to add love
CalmAndInsane Keep Calm... and Insane from The End Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13578: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:20:50 PM

That'd be great...

As much as I hate (love) being the bad guy, once some other post comes on we should probably go back on topic. untill then... 8.0 update!

edited 28th Aug '11 8:23:27 PM by CalmAndInsane

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Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#13579: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:23:54 PM

O_O

FUCK THE SLENDERMAN

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CalmAndInsane Keep Calm... and Insane from The End Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13580: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:24:37 PM

They will suck. good thing they're supposed to be rare.

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Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
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#13581: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:27:18 PM

Yeah...

Just watch, those NPC villages are gonna be FULL of them

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MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#13582: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:28:47 PM

New entry for my Anthologia Alae Albae series.

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Part 1: Jack Rakan vs. Zaraki KenpachiBlood Knight Carnage

It was quickly agreed upon by Ala Alba and Co. and Ichigo-dan and Co. that Rakan and Zaraki should never be allowed to be in the same room for any length of time. Though thankfully there were no casualties beyond noncritical and nonpermenant injuries, they have yet to fix the property damage done to Mahora Academy and Seireitei, even with the Yukihiro family and the Seireitei's Four Noble Families pooling all of their massive wealth and resources into the reconstruction efforts, and calling in a few favors from the Sanzenin, the Wayne, and the Imonoyama families.

edited 29th Aug '11 10:45:10 AM by MarqFJA

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CalmAndInsane Keep Calm... and Insane from The End Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13583: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:28:52 PM

[up][up]Yeah, no people, just slendermen and Ghasts

edited 28th Aug '11 8:29:52 PM by CalmAndInsane

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MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#13584: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:33:26 PM
CalmAndInsane Keep Calm... and Insane from The End Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13585: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:38:32 PM

Minecraft. It's a great game. the 8.0 update is coming out around 9/16 (?) if everything goes right. don't quote me on the date.

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MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#13586: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:40:34 PM

Right. BTW, any suggestions on the last part of my ficlet's title above? I'm trying to give a good connotation of "Blood Knight dialed Up To Eleven".

edited 28th Aug '11 8:41:24 PM by MarqFJA

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SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#13587: Aug 28th 2011 at 8:49:50 PM

"The Alucard Point"?

As for me, all I have is my little iPod, who I call Loli-chan. She has been consecrated to Evangeline, is small young, and I use it to write fics and talk to you guys here, so it's really dirty.

RadicalTaoist scratching at .8, just hopin' from the #GUniverse Since: Jan, 2001
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#13588: Aug 29th 2011 at 1:15:00 AM

Wait, I know fanfics are kewl here, but I didn't think this was the place to put song parodies like No Limit's! Man, I've had some ideas...

Share it so that people can get into this conversation, 'cause we're not the only ones who think like this.
Sereg Since: Jun, 2010
#13589: Aug 29th 2011 at 8:18:29 AM

  • pant, pant*

Okay, I haven't finished this scene yet, but I decided to put up what I've got so far anyway:

“Ayaka!” cried Anya as she jumped off Mana’s back. “So they got her too!”

“They put her to sleep as well.” Mana explained as she knelt next to Ayaka.

“Kyaaaa Chi-san!!” came a voice.

“Murakami-san said that.” Sayo reported from just outside the door. Anya ran into the room to see Wilhelm holding the unconscious form of Chizuru.

“You’re pretty quick, Anya Cocolova.” Wilhelm complimented her.

“Who are you and what are you doing with Chizuru!?” yelled Anya.

“Hmm…The nine partners of yours are all in my captivity…” Wilhelm said as he turned to look at Anya. “If you want them back, then you’ll have to get them from my associates. One is particularly interested in a rematch with you. You remember Amagasaki Chigusa? It’s her. I have other business to deal with in the mean time. Bear in mind that if you don’t get them back soon, I’ll be back to support Chigusa.”

“What are you talking about!? Where are they!?” asked Anya.

“In the middle of campus under the giant tree. My colleagues will wait for you in the main walk.” Wilhelm said as water spun around his body. “If you truly care about your friends, I suggest that you don’t foolishly call for aid.” The water envolopped his body and collapsed, leaving only a puddle. Mana walked into the room.

“Awawawawa…A-Anya-sensei.” moaned Natsumi with tears in her eyes and a reddened face.

“Natsumi, are you okay?” Anya asked, turning to her. “Did you see what happened?”

“Awawawa…What’s wrong with me?” Natsumi asked, collapsing to her knees.

“Ou…Guu.” Kotaro suddenly moaned as he began to open his eyes.

“Kotaro!” Anya cried, turning towards him. “It looked like you had an argument with that man! Were you working together?!”

“Anya…?” said Kotaro. “Ah, Anya!!” He sat bolt upright and pointed at her.

“Yes. It’s me. What’s going on!?” Anya asked.

“Guu…What am I…ah…I remember now…” Kotaro moaned clutching his head and closing his eyes. “I have to tell Anya…Tell Anya…Augh…” He suddenly grinned and pointed at Anya. “Ah, that’s right! I have come to protect Anya from her enemies! You need a strong guy like me to protect you! Your partners are pretty amazing, but this is a boy’s job!”

“Aya? You two know each other?” asked Natsumi.

“What enemies?!” cried Anya. “You mean like the one who just left? Like Chigusa? He said that she was working with him!”

“Is that so…damn…I lost my memory, huh.” he said. “Even Chizuru-nee-san got involved in this and she knows nothing about it.”

“My allies were also captured.” Anya said. “Well, everyone except Mana and Sayo.”

“Your allies too!?” Kotaro cried. “I mean, someone should be able to beat Honya-nee-san or Yue-nee-san if it’s a straight fight, but Asuna and the Shinmeiryuu swordsgirl can’t be captured!”

“Well, we know that at least some are missing, he claimed that all of them are and Sayo agrees.” Anya said.

“And so do I.” added Mana.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#13590: Aug 29th 2011 at 8:20:49 AM

All right. As I recall, we did a big bunch of ficlets that Overmaster posted on the topics of: Negi getting different roommates and 3-A getting different teachers (to be found here:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6935113/2/Time_and_Time_Again_with_Feeling). The next one was SUPPOSED to be if Mahora was a different kind of school (School for mutants, or Futa, or child criminals, etc), but we seem to have dropped that and the pages are too far back to find. Of them, this is all I've found: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=x7qwds45w7je04xdlt51q783&page=344#8589 and https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=x7qwds45w7je04xdlt51q783&page=341#8503

I've found our Decadent Habits campfire ficlets, BTW. They're around page 335 or so. 

I feel we can restart this series. Here, I'll start: 

Cheating On The Kobayashi Maru

"Class, I would like to introduce your new teacher, Negi Springfield-san," Shizuna said, gesturing for them to come forward. 

Negi stepped forward and faced the class. "Hello, I'm Negi Springfield and I'm glad the be here at Mahora Starfleet Academy."

He had NO idea how James Kirk got into his all-girl class, but by then it was too late…

edited 29th Aug '11 8:22:32 AM by SCMof2814

Sereg Since: Jun, 2010
#13591: Aug 29th 2011 at 8:28:01 AM

[up]I actually had those saved, but there hadn't been much activity for that one. Still, I'll try think of some more.

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#13592: Aug 29th 2011 at 10:45:31 AM

Unequally, Continuation.

Misora stepped out of the shower rubbing her hair dry with a towel, seeing Cocone filling yet another report with a softly mortified expression. Additionally, Nodoka and Yue were going over their notes on 'their' Evangeline's state, plus the possible arrangements if they really need to go to Kyoto. "Hey," she noticed, "Where's Haruna?"

"She said she'd go take a stroll because she felt tired of being indoors all this time," Valkyrie Black said. "But it's most likely to escape doing any actual work here."

Crap, Misora thought. She took my excuse.

"Are you sure she won't get into any messes wandering around?" she asked after that.

"Well, she knows the area..." Nodoka said.

"I'd be far more worried about her getting anyone else into a mess," Yue shared.

Elsewhere, the Chibi-Deathnote Paru-sama followed her local counterpart from a distance, with a merry skip on her steps. Haruna could tell there was a very cute child following her, thanks to years of training under a father weirdly plagued by constant stalkers, and an aunt who never had a shortage of demented suitors. But she paid her no mind. Frankly, if such a pretty little thing had a crush on her, she felt nothing but flattered. Of course, she didn't go for any kids but Negi-sensei, so she'd have to tell her to wait a few years more, but...

The taller Haruna stopped before a high school classroom, much to Deathnote's intrigue. She opened the door and stepped in with a loud "YOO-HOOOO! RITO-KUUUUN!-!-!" Feel free to add a heart at the end of said sentence.

One of the students gathered inside working on the schedule for the trip perked up. He was a thin boy with bright orange hair. "Haruna-chan! Wh-What are you doing here?"

"We ended our preparations early, so I came here to see if I could be of any help!" she chirped, bouncing up and down to his side, then jumping on him, hugging him around the neck and shoulders and planting a loud wet smack on his lips.

The rest of the classroom fell into a sudden shocked silence.

From her peeking place at the door, Deathnote's eyebrows shifted.

The tall shapely girl with long black hair who had met Ayaka in the 3-A classroom the day before stood up, slamming both hands on her desk. Hall Monitor Kotegawa Yui. "RITO-SAN! What do you think you're doing, engaging in this behavior in school!"

Rito, turned into a crimson human popsicle, stammered incoherently as Haruna pulled her mouth back, swallowing a thick bridge of saliva linking their lips. "Ah! You must be Kotegawa-sempai!" she greeted the livid monitor. "Hello! Rito-kun has told me a lot about you!" She began to point at random faces across the classroom. "And you must be Saruyama-kun, and you're you're Risa-chan and Mio-chan, and you're Mikado-sensei, and Ren-kun..."

The tall, busty teacher with short reddish hair smiled, a bit interested herself. "My, my. You're a 3-A student, aren't you?"

"Saotome Haruna, ma'am!" Haruna saluted with a huge grin. "Rito-kun's girlfriend!"

The boy with black spiky hair standing near Rito made a spit-take.

"Girlfriend?-!" Yui eeped.

A girl with short wavy sandy blond hair smiled rather creepily, with a perverse glint in her eyes. Next to her, a shorter girl with dark brown hair made in pigtails had her glasses shining in a very scary way, sporting a disturbing grin of her own. "Why, Rito-kun...!" they chorused.

The tiny Haruna still unnoticed at the door blinked. A boyfriend? She had gotten herself a boyfriend here? That was... unexpected. She quite didn't know what to think of it right then.

So she kept on watching and listening silently, to learn all she could on such a curious situation...

A shame she couldn't spread rumors on herself.

Or could she?

edited 29th Aug '11 10:49:12 AM by NapoleonDeCheese

MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#13593: Aug 29th 2011 at 10:47:09 AM

[up][up][up] [awesome]

BTW guys, I'm open to matchup suggestions for future Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny entries to Anthologia Alae Albae. Who would you match Nodoka with?

edited 29th Aug '11 10:49:52 AM by MarqFJA

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CalmAndInsane Keep Calm... and Insane from The End Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13594: Aug 29th 2011 at 11:12:00 AM

I saw the Negi in other schools idea and instantly thought of this. don't know if it's been written yet, but whatever.

When Negi saw that three students in the roster each had a name variant of ‘Ed’ he knew, without any magical help, that they would be trouble.

I know it needs more but I have no idea what else to add. Any ideas would be appreciated.

[up]Hmmm Vs. Nodoka... what other mind reader characters are there? I'm not well vested in the world of superheros, but anyone with too much combat ability is probably out. Question is how much is too much combat ability?

edited 29th Aug '11 11:14:30 AM by CalmAndInsane

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#13596: Aug 29th 2011 at 11:15:47 AM

Especially because Negi is the most mature person shown on screen.

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#13597: Aug 29th 2011 at 12:49:59 PM

[up][up][up] Good question! If only there were a site out there that gave examples of characters in various media with the power of Telepathy.

If you won't I'll slit your throat/Won't you please be nice?
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#13598: Aug 29th 2011 at 1:18:15 PM

... I think got an excellent "Nodoka vs. X" matchup. evil grin

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Part 2: Miyazaki Nodoka vs. Emma FrostClash of the Minds

One could not fault Emma Frost for thinking that the match was really unfairly tipped in her favor. Really, would you feel threatened by a five-foot-nothing-tall, slenderly-built teenaged girl, whose very body language screamed walking mass of self-confidence issues? Clearly, breaking her mind would be cakewalk!

Therefore, one could not fault Emma Frost for insisting to wait until said teenager had finished preparing her mental defenses before she made her move, out of sports(wo)manship.

However, one could not excuse Emma Frost for not doing the research on her opponent.

Yes, she was surprised by the extraordinary strength of Miyazaki Nodoka's willpower and perservance, even in the face of unrelentingly intense telepathic assault. But that wasn't impossible to break through for a master Alpha-level telepath. She had to admit that the girl had great potential to be one of the most psionic intrusion-proof people she had ever seen, if she would just undergo a proper training programme to capitalize on that rare sort of mental resilience, but she was a decade too early to challenge her with mere willpower as her only defense.

That was not, however, why she regrets having judged the book by its cover. No, it was when she had broken through the last wall in the librarian's mind—

"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! OHGODMYEYESCANTUNSEEBURNITBURNBURNIIIIITTTTT!"

—and discovered the reason why her nickname of "Ero-Hon'ya" was a gross understatement.

Really, trying to invade the mind of a closet pervert who lives with and is a close friend, a classmate and a clubmate of a renowned and proud uber-pervert who also has a prolific career as a professional mangaka in the more "extreme" genres? She was asking to be hoist by her own petard.

On the other hand, Nodoka had earned extra points for profusely and sincerely apologizing to her opponent while trying to stop the latter from gouging her eyes out. Poor Frost had to have White Phoenix herself perform a surgical mindwipe of all the extremely offensive images that refused to be purged from her memory.

edited 29th Aug '11 1:29:02 PM by MarqFJA

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#13600: Aug 29th 2011 at 1:29:49 PM

Ninja'd for slight modifications plus extra part at the end.

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