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MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#11151: Jul 18th 2011 at 3:53:03 PM

@The Nobody: Ah, what does "Who?" refer to?

@SCM: BTW... Regarding "become a loli possessing the powers of an Epic Spirit of the Archer class", what powers do I actually get?

edited 18th Jul '11 4:00:32 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#11152: Jul 18th 2011 at 3:56:32 PM

By the way, Darkenning, I have a question:

Negi and his companions encountered Haruna, Nodoka, Yue and the Ariadne girls before they were even out of the dormitory, and the two groups quickly merged on Negi's instructions. Kotaro and Natsumi weren't far behind them. By the time they arrived at the plaza from which the tower had emerged, they'd also linked up with Ako and Akira, who'd been out walking in the town.

"Where's Makie-san?" Negi asked Ako.

"I don't know!" she replied, on the verge of panic. "I haven't seen her since yesterday, she didn't come home, do you think —"

"I'm sure she's fine!" Negi quickly replied, despite being nothing of the sort. Nor was Makie the only absentee about whom he was worried. where were his non-magical students? Where were the cheerleaders, where were the twins? Where was Chizuru?

Ku Fei, Kazumi and Sayo obviously weren't in the orgy, they aren't mentioned in the group who joins Negi, and they aren't mentioned as being missing. So, exactly where are they?

edited 18th Jul '11 3:57:19 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Darkenning She's Back Since: Apr, 2011
She's Back
#11153: Jul 18th 2011 at 4:16:03 PM

[up] Good question, which gets answered in 31. (Short version — Asakura and Ku Fei met up the morning all this happened at the Chao Bao Zi, and they're there when the attack begins.)

I'm hoping that SCM might be willing to do a scene featuring Misora and Cocone that shows what they're doing during all of this.

edited 18th Jul '11 4:31:43 PM by Darkenning

If you won't I'll slit your throat/Won't you please be nice?
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#11154: Jul 18th 2011 at 5:18:26 PM

@Marq: pick an Archer-Class entity. Any Archer class entity. It turns into a loli and you become it.

MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#11155: Jul 18th 2011 at 5:27:39 PM

O_O You mean I can turn into a loli!Emiya!Archer, and then switch to loli!Gilgamesh at a moment's notice?! Dude, that's Story-Breaker Power Up To Eleven!

edited 18th Jul '11 5:27:51 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
gwonbush Lurking Puma Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Lurking Puma
#11156: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:08:51 PM

Remember, Marq that that power comes with a price: your dignity.

Cygnus Fist of the thunder god from Mahora Evil Academy Since: Jan, 2001
Fist of the thunder god
#11157: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:09:11 PM

You can even become a Disgaea!Archer and level grind like a madman!

Mwahahahahaha

You know you want to add more tropes to THIS.
NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#11158: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:12:38 PM

And, since you're a loli, Negi can tap that. tongue

Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#11159: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:28:12 PM

(sigh)

And this is what I mean

You know you want to add love
NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#11160: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:52:13 PM

Hey, does anyone know where you can read those Shonen Jump manga popularity polls? You know, the one that lists the manga according to popularity during a specific week?

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#11161: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:53:46 PM

[up] Well, if they're Shonen Jump's, they won't include Negima. Akamatsu has never published in that magazine (or its editorial).

NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#11162: Jul 18th 2011 at 6:55:51 PM

Eh, either/or. Just wondering where the popularity list information's coming from.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#11163: Jul 18th 2011 at 7:32:55 PM

@Marq: Me, I'm more a Saber-class person, though Berserker-class is pretty good with the right hero, as 2814!berserker shows.

Here's a list of Servants I'd want to be able to turn into, sorted by class:

Saber: Adam. Yes, that Adam, as the Biblically FIRST being to ever use a sword. It is the flaming sword that was later used to bar the way to Eden, and is what created Cain and Abel, and thus all humanity. As the VERY FIRST, ULTRA-PROTOTYPE weapon, it is the most powerful weapon in existence from shear age alone, and is in itself a Heroic Spirit.

Archer: Simo Häyhä. See here for the long version. Known as the "White Death" he has the highest confirmed sniper kill count of all time (505 'official' kills in one war). He is immune to bullets, bombs and the Chunky Salsa Rule. His Noble Phantasm, "Iron Sight", is a single bullet that instantly kills anyone it hits, regardless of defensive ability, by burrowing into a Point of Death.

Rider: Astolfo. Yes, the Fate/Apocrypha Astolfo. Only with his horse, the one made of fire and runs faster than arrows, not his dinky little harpy scarer horn.

Lancer: I got nuthin'.

Berserker: Jack Churchill. The man became a commando during world war 2 because he thought it was fun, and attacked the Germans wielding a longbow, arrows, and a CLAYMORE. A sword, NOT a landmine.

Caster: The Lady of the Lake. She's the ultimate OWNER of Excalibur (DING! one Noble Phantasm of awesome power already), was a student of Merlin in magic who ultimately became his lower and then enchanted and trapped him, making her own of the few who ever put one over on him and for ever making her the Throne of Heroes' equivalent of Emiya Kiritsugu; that is, a Magus Killer. Has issues about being decapitated

Assassin: Guy Fawkes. While not actually succeeding in his assassination, his fame more than makes up for it. His Noble Phantasm, Fifth of November is just a really MASSIVE explosion and fire, which is extra effective against lords, kings, and other nobility. He's vulnerable to fire but has REALLY high pain threshold.

And as for the Negima something to make this post acceptable, here's Darkenning's request:

Mahora's Really Bad Day 1

It was a perfectly normal day. Spend half the night making sweet, sweet love to her girlfriend Cocone, stay in bed eating cereal fruit bars for breakfast, make the earth move for Cocone again...

Wait...

The Earth really was moving.

Misora and Cocone paused,staring out the window at the huge, immensely Fruedian tower now rearing over the landscape.

"Maybe we can pretend we slept through it, and Negi-sensei will just make it go away before dinner," Misora said weakly.

Cocone seemed to consider this for a moment, before she let out seemingly tranquil sigh that spoke VOLUMES to Misora about her extreme, near-murderous annoyance. The little telepath took a while to read, but when you bothered to learn she not only spokes volumes, but in whole libraries.


The public face of the Mahoran contingent of the church— many of whom actually WERE clergy— were working outward from the church that was built over their primary underground facility, faces grim about the situation. Well, most of them.

"At last!" senior priest Kotomine Kirei enunciated loftily, quite an achievement for a man crouched behind a plant box holding a Bible in one hand and pulling Black Keys out of it with the other. "The end is nigh! The Tower of Babel has risen once more as a sign of the Judgment most divine! The lord has decided to punish us finally for our evil decadent habits, and has sent his metal angels to slay the unbelievers and send them to eternal damnation!"

Sister Shakti repressed the urge to take the nine millimeter holstered to her hip and the shoot the Apocalypse-Fetishist in the head. Kirei was a good fighter and quite reliable when it came both to the battle field and the day to day workings of the church, but all of Mahora agreed he tied with Itoshiki Nozomu when it came to whose mouth spouted the most depressing things.

Seruhiko, clad only in hastily donned pants and undershirt since he and Shakti had been interrupted— she herself was only wearing her underwear, a towel, and her weapon belts— essayed a cough. "Actually Kirei-kun, I beleive this is just normal magic and some Lex-corp bought mundane weaponry."

Kirei shifted gears without his face changing one iota. "The infidels who attempt this blasphemy must be punished! How dare they usurp what is only the Lord's to do? The end of the world may only come about by the hand of the Almighty and his loyal priesthood! No hand but mine shall plunge Mahora into a pit of endless death and fire!"

Next to him, Father Gendo was nodding. "Indeed. So it says in the Dead Sea Scrolls."

Off to the side, teenaged pseudo-nun-in-training Ikari Yui and Caren Ortensia exchanged looks. "What do you see in him?" Caren asked.

"I could ask you the same question," Yui shot back.

"I have no idea what you are talking about," Caren said, completely blank-faced.

Over the planters, there was a minor explosion.

'Onward, Chrono! Onward! For the Mahora-branch office of the Order of Magdala!'

"Rosette-chan! Watch where you're shooting!"

"Sorry Azmaria!"

In the battle field, jumping from place to place as he attacked with his fists and consecrated pirate cutlass, Father Kurt Wagner sighed. "I should have stayed in Massachusetts..."

Yeah, I kinda went overboard. But hey, you knew that about me when you asked me!

Caren Ortensia is canonically Kirei's daughter. Given this Decadent Habit's nature, I'm sure you can fill in the blanks...

I'll see if I can make up anything with more Misora and Cocone in it. For now, just copy-paste this Darkenning...

edited 18th Jul '11 10:36:36 PM by SCMof2814

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#11164: Jul 18th 2011 at 7:39:29 PM

Unequally, Continuation of the Sailor Senshi Subplot.

"Oooohh, they fly through the air, with the greatest of ease, those daring young women on the flying trapeze..." the shapely young redhead sang while strolling through the halls of Arkham Asylum, swinging a whip in a hand, her steps lively and her tone mirthful. "Their actions are graceful, all boys they do please, and my love they have purloined away...!"

She walked over another twitching guard who had his face covered by a lemur. There were lemurs on the guards' faces everywhere, naturally, and it was getting bothersome, to walk over them. Perhaps they should have gone with another way to deal with those guys.

Still, this one twitched in a specially interesting way, so the redhead made a brief pause to crouch down next to him. She tilted her head aside, poking at the black hideous thing with no particular traits suffocating him. "What kind of nightmare are you having, I wonder? Trapped in a cell with that Clay-guy? Eternal diarrhea? Twilight marathon? One night with the in-laws?"

She sighed, getting back to her feet and continuing her way, arms crossed behind her back. "There are so many things we'll never know! If I had it my way, I'd like to look into every dream ever made into a nightmare. I suppose that's what librarians think when they wish they could read every book ever published..."

Somewhere in Mahora, Nodoka sneezed...

The scantily clad girl stopped before a cell's door and knocked grandly on it. "Knock, Knock! Avon Calling!"

There was no answer, so the girl with the flame hair looked inside of the dark, small place, and the woman huddled into a corner, who was in turn staring up at her with round, bright, cowardly but greedy eyes.

"Shiny things..." she hissed, almost panting. "Will you give me your shiny things? I haven't had any shiny things in so long..."

"What? Oh, this?" the visitor pointed at her huge golden earrings and hair implements. "Sorry, but they're all mine. You want yours, buy or steal y—" She stopped in mid sentence. "Wait. This doesn't feel right."

She looked aside and read the inscription next to the door.

Patient JB-8719. Margaret Pye.

The redhead slapped herself on the forehead. "Oh, the Magpie. The freaking Magpie. If Jun Jun learns about this, she'll never let it go..."

Ignoring the despaired pleas of the prisoner for her shiny things, she stepped over to the cell next door and knocked again. "Knock Knock! Avon Calling...!"

A female face smashed itself against the door's unbreakable glass frame from the inside. "Hey! Not fair repeating jokes!"

The visitor, just to be sure, read this door's inscription. Yep, it was the one. She grinned. "Harley Quinn!"

The woman grinned back. "Complete Stranger!"

"I have a question for you!"

"Oh, I have several! Don't you have cold in that skimpy outfit? Who fixes your hair, a blind man, or your worst enemy? Why are all those alarms blaring? The whip is just for show, or are you really happy to see me?"

The visitor chuckled, spinning around on her heels. "Hee hee! Oh, you're almost as funny as a broken foot! What is your favorite planet?"

The prisoner gave her a good long look. "I like Uranus."

"Thanks. I hear that all the time. By the way, if I were you, I'd step back from that door. If my useless sister down there has done her job, it'll explode in three, two..."

The door exploded, shattering into a million shards just as Quinn jumped back acrobatically, barely avoiding a nasty cut or five dozens.

Then she breathed in and out heavily, pointing an accusing finger at the redhead. "That could have killed meeeeee! What, you another jealous Puddin fan? Or Red's fan? I tell ya, I got what I deserve! Look for your own selfish psychos to latch onto! I heard Cornelius Stirk's available and looking!"

The visitor smiled and offered her a hand. "Let's get outta here, Wisecracker. My name's Ves Ves. And you've got a date with Destiny."

"Doc D?" Quinn cringed. "Ugh, no thanks. Not my type, reall— YOW!" she yelled as the girl grabbed her by the gray shirt and pulled her out with amazing strenght for someone so skinny. "Forceful! I like that in a gal! But remember, no black kisses in the first date!"

Um, it's got an one-line Nodoka cameo. It counts, right?

edited 18th Jul '11 7:44:44 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#11165: Jul 18th 2011 at 7:55:46 PM

GAAAHHHHH.

Arg this chapter is driving me nuts. Stupid reunion scene. Can't think of a good way to write it. Maybe I'll just sleep on it or something.

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Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#11167: Jul 18th 2011 at 8:26:45 PM

Give me a minute, I'll put what I have so far up on Google docs so you can take a look.

EDIT: Okay, here's what I have so far. I'm basically stuck on exactly how I want the two parties to notice each other. At first I was just thinking of having Twilight stick her head out when she sees Rainbow Dash, but that's too easy. My current ideas are having Rainbow inadvertently crash into the group because her flying has gotten rusty due to being stuck under Haruna's bed, or Twilight trying to use some sort of spell confirm that it's really Rainbow Dash and have it backfire somehow. The later probably has more humor potential, but I'm drawing a blank on actual ideas. Kinda off my game tonight for some reason. Any suggestions of how it could work would be great to just get the creativity flowing. Although I probably won't write any more tonight anyway; I have to get up for work tomorrow.

What bugs me most is that I know what I want to happen next, but I can't do it until I figure this out. Unless I combine this scene with the next scene....hmmmm....

Also, I submitted that other pony story to ED and it's being sent to the pre-readers. So hopefully that gets through. I had to add a bit of narrative at the end to make the minimum world count.

edited 18th Jul '11 8:32:33 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#11168: Jul 18th 2011 at 8:27:35 PM

Can that wait until tomorrow? I gotta get up early for work.

PM me the link

You know you want to add love
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#11169: Jul 18th 2011 at 8:32:25 PM

Stupid snippet of the day.

Axis Powers Negimalia

They began checking their new assigned roles. It had started normally enough...

"I got England," Negi said.

"Scotland," Evangeline grumbled.

"China!" Ku Fei smiled.

"Japan!" Konoka said.

Setsuna nodded sagely. "A fitting role. Ojou-sama embodies all the perfect virtues of the Japanese woman..." She looked at her own character card. "I GOT MADAGASCAR?-!-? WHO THE FUCK WAS DRUNK OUT HIS ASS WHEN HE WROTE THIS SHIT?-!-?-!"

"Puerto Rico," Mana announced.

"Meh, Russia," Anya snorted. "At least my family comes from there..."

Chisame rubbed her forehead. "Venezuela? Oh crap, that Over Master stalker is sending me signals again..."

"United States?" Takane frowned. "I won't have to wear a star spangled bikini thong like that girl from Yakittake Japan, will I?"

"Wh-Why am I Italy?" Makie asked.

Ayaka hummed. "Maybe they are following the original Hetalia's cue and making Italy an airheaded failure in life..."

Makie made a typical SHAFT shock face. "IT CAN'T BE! I THOUGHT I HAD SHOOK THAT STIGMA OFF!"

"Hey, at least you didn't get the freaking Solomon Islands!" Madoka shouted. "Why in all the hells I got the Solomon Islands!"

"You are as important to the plot as they are to the global balance?" Fate guessed.

"You stay out of this, pretty boy!" Kugimiya hissed.

"Why am I Brazil?" Ako scratched her head.

"Soccer," Yuna said.

"That's kind of a stretch..." the assistant nurse pondered.

Misa fumed angrily. "I got Panama."

Sakurako blinked. "Why so furious about it?"

"They attached an explanation."

"And what does it say?" Madoka asked.

"... They say everyone passes through my canal!"

The assembled cast blinked, looked at each other, then bursted into laughter.

All but Negi, who kept on blinking. "... I didn't get it."

Misa sighed. "Just wait until your Ben is Big enough, England-kun..."

edited 18th Jul '11 8:33:12 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#11170: Jul 18th 2011 at 8:33:13 PM

[up][up]Yeah that's fine. I'm not doing anything else on it tonight anyway. I have to get up for work too. The link's up there in my previous post for whenever you want it.

edited 18th Jul '11 8:34:15 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#11171: Jul 18th 2011 at 8:37:39 PM

[up] You could have it that Rainbow Dash has gotten rather...bloated from Haruna's snacks and that results in her crashing into Twilight, who is wearing a trench coat, a fedora hat, and a fake mustache to walk around. [lol]

JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#11172: Jul 18th 2011 at 8:44:05 PM

[up]Ooh, that might work. At least the "bloated from over-snacking" part. The trenchcoat part will have to wait for a later section of the story.

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#11173: Jul 18th 2011 at 9:08:53 PM

@Napoleon: Very nice. Kafuka’s was especially good. The only one’s that I didn’t understand the reason for were Ai’s and Kaere’s. Harumi’s is VERY powerful. It’s quite similar to my artifact that I’ve deliberately made my most powerful. If it wasn’t for the time required to draw, it would outclass it completely! Overall, they seem much more violent than the average artifact, but that makes sense considering who they are. I actually had two ideas for Chiri’s artifact. First, obviously, the spade (which would automatically bury anyone it hit up to their neck and secondly a ruler, which, when used to smack someone, made it impossible for her allies to miss that person. Also, the Hetalia one was funny.

@The Nobody: "This makes absolutely no sense! How could anyone cook something he'd never seen before?" "I have no weaknesses." Rakan stated, crossing his arms on his chest. Hilarious!

@SCM: Interesting. Also: “in the dead.” Unless he has an organ called “the dead” (which wouldn’t surprise me that much), I think you mean “head”.

“What? What’s this?” asked a tengu. “After all this time, we are finally summoned...”

“To fight little girls?” finished his companion.

“Sorry girls, we who are summoned...”

“Fortis la tius lilith lilioth!” Anya interupted. “Veniant spiritus aeriales ignes, cum ignes flet tempestas ustulare deserti! Vulcani Tempestas Magma!” He and his nearest companions were blasted by the heat and blown away.

“She just took out ten of our guys in the middle of our introduction!”

“You’ll pay for that!”

“S-Setsuna-san...” Asuna shook, “Th-this is a little...I’m just a normal school girl after all...”

“The vampire fight was bad enough.” Chisame added. “At least back then, we weren’t outnumbered by about thirty to one!”

“Those were the days, huh?” asked Haruna.

“Calm down, everyone!” Setsuna said. “It’s all right.”

Aneki! We need to buy time!” sent Chamo. “Put up a barrier!

“They’re trying to delay us!” Yue informed them. “We can’t give them more time! It’s what they want! Fo zo cratica Socratia! Veniant spiritus fulgurientes glaciales, cum fulgurationi nives cecideritis tempestas fulmina!” Lightning and snow crashed into more of the creatures.

“Exactly!” Anya agreed. “We need to get out of here! Fortis la tius lilith lilioth! Veniant spiritus aeriales ignes, cum ignes flet tempestas ustulare deserti! Vulcani Tempestas Magma!” Another blast of fire and wind shookthe crowd, but they had started to advance. Chisame whacked one, placing it in a straight jacket. Asuna punched another.

Setsuna swung her sword with a “Zanmaken!”, slicing one in half.

“Germinatum exarmatio!” Haruna cried and a seed fired from her wand, imbedding into a shoulder. It immediately sprouted, sending shoots all over the oni’s body before suddenly spreading and disentangling them, shredding clothes and flinging his sword away.

“We’ve got no choice. Zanmaken! We’ll have to split up.” Setsuna said as she sliced through another. “I will stay here and deal with them. Use the time to go after Ojou-sama.” Chisame ducked a sword before putting its owner in so many pink, lacy frills, it fell over and formed a wall to use as cover.

“But Setsuna-san!” Asuna cried as she kicked another in the groin, causing it to collapse.

“Please, leave it to me, Reimaken!” she shot a lightning bolt at Haruna’s attacker. “Exterminating monsters like these is our business after all.”

“B-but...Asuna-kick! Th-then I’m staying too!” Asuna cried as she knocked over another with a boot to the chest.

“We have the greatest chance of success if Anya-sensei flies unburdened by any of us.” Yue said dodging a punch. “She can summon her partners to help her once she’s arrived. For now, leave some salamanders to help. I’ll add some summons of my own. Fo zo cratica Socratica! Evocatio spiritualis de septum valcyriis mortiferis!” Seven valkeries formed from the air.

“Good idea, Yue!” Haruna said from behind her artifact that she was using as a shield. “I’ll help too! Dai Paru-sama ero manga hikiukeru Sekai! Evocatio spiritualis de una dryad securis!” A tall, green and brown woman with leaves for hair fomed. In her hands, she carried an axe.

“All right! Fortis la tius Lilith lilioth! Evocatia spiritualis de tredecim salamandris lanciferis!” said Anya as jumped onto her broom and lifted off. Thirteen salamanders joined the battle. Once she was in the air, she gave them one last bit of help before flying off. “Fortis la tius Lilith lilioth! Come to me, thirty seven spirits of fire and strike mine enemy! Sagitta magica, series ignes!”

Veniant spiritus fulgurientes glaciales, cum fulgurationi nives cecideritis tempestas fulmina! Should mean: Come, spirits of lightning and ice. Entwined with lightning, let a blizzard fall from the lightning storm.

Germinatum exarmatio: Sprouting disarmament.

Una dryad securis: One axe-wielding dryad.

I’ve been wanting to give Yue ice and lightning equivalents of valkery summoning as well, but I can’t think of appropriate European myths.

edited 18th Jul '11 9:57:55 PM by Sereg

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#11174: Jul 18th 2011 at 9:12:32 PM

[up] Ai's is based on her umbrella and raincoat scenes. She has had at least two in the manga, always playing with her own insecurities.

Kaere's plays with her more or less frequent motorcycle motif, and also takes a hint from Natsumi's Pactio in the XEBEC anime.


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