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JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#5351: Apr 5th 2011 at 9:14:31 AM

I'm not even sure what tropes would apply to me in Real Life. There's brief list on my page, but I never really got around to updating it. Deadpan Snarker and Meta Guy are the other ones that come to mind.

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NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#5352: Apr 5th 2011 at 9:42:51 AM

[up] I'm sure we're ALL Deadpan Snarkers after joining this site.

JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#5353: Apr 5th 2011 at 11:35:42 AM

[up]I'm like that all the time though, even before I joined Tv Tropes. Back in high school I always acted like my life was a bad webcomic.

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NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#5354: Apr 5th 2011 at 11:40:07 AM

In real life, I'm The Unfunny.

SCM, would you mind if I make a not too huge change to the in-the-know cast by the time the crossover rolls? As I plotted this chapter, I realized a certain someone needed to know now...

Unequally, Lesson 24, Continuation.

"Satomi-chan?" Sakurako asked with a bit of aprehension as she arrived to the rendezvous place. "I came as soon as I got your message. Sorry if I'm late..."

Hakase sighed as she shook her head, looking aside with discomfort. "No, I just got here myself. Thanks for coming. This... is not something we could talk about over the phone."

The cheerleader felt a sting of danger in the back of her head, while noticing the shame on Hakase's face, and her reluctance to look straight at her. "I see... Any reason in particular why you chose this place...? It's not very..." she cut herself in mid sentence before finishing with the 'romantic' word. She felt it wouldn't do then.

"Well, the swimming team has finished their practices for the term, as I understand, and without them here, the... curious boys and Honsho-sempai won't be around either," the scientist said, fully ignorant of the meeting taking place inside of the building. They were behind it, with absolutely no one else in sight anywhere.

Shiina sighed sadly, for once not wanting to spend time on previous chatter or attempts of small talk. "You want to tell me we're over. Don't you?"

Hakase cringed, feeling the guilt biting cruelly all over her. "You... You knew it from the start! I told you back then, at the Christmas party. You're special for me, but..."

"Yes. I know."

Satomi bit her lower lip. Oh, if only could there be formulas and equations to solve this kind of problems...

"I'm sorry," she said. "But it should be for the best to interrupt this before it gets more serious."

"I want to know..." Sakurako's voice trembled, "Why now? What has just happened that has made you decide that? It was because of the Valentine thing, right? I knew I never should have done anything so stupid...!"

"No! No! I already told you, that didn't bother me! It was just... well..."

She paused, unable to continue, but then she looked at Sakurako's sad, expecting but not pressing, face.

"Sorry. You deserve knowing the truth," Satomi relented. "Chisame and me kissed."

The cheerleader blinked. "You did?"

"Yes. And it was... so brief, but so wonderful. Like solving an equation that has been bugging you for five years, or that moment when your creation comes to life, making you all but a god! A GOD!!!!... Ahem. S-Sorry. Got carried away for a moment... Your kisses, and your warmth, were great as well, but while I kissed her... I realized I never wanted to leave her side. And neither Negi-sensei's. I know that's hideous, and it makes me a horrible person unfitting this society, but... but..."

"Don't beat yourself over it..." Sakurako sighed, sitting down on the grass, wiping a furtive tear from the corner of an eye. "I like Negi-kun, too. Then again, who doesn't..."

"Asuna doesn't."

"That's different. Asuna-chan has... her own brand of tastes."

"Neither does Madoka."

"She does. I've seen the photos under her pillow. She's just in denial." She felt tempted to say Madoka also had photos of someone else in there, to make Satomi feel better about her supposed uniqueness, but then decided she already had betrayed enough of her secrets as it was.

"Or Zazie-san..."

"You sure? With her, it's impossible to say..."

"Right. Well, what about Satsuki-san..."

"Satchan loves everyone," Sakurako mused with deep sadness.

Hakase sat down next to her, caressing her left shoulder. "I'm terribly sorry. But I'm not sure my feelings for them are simple 'liking'..."

"How about their feelings for you? Do they return them?"

"..........." she looked down at her feet.

"Satomi-chan, you can't keep on pursuing a relationship with someone who doesn't love you that way..." Shiina said, the irony of her statement when applied to herself blissfully flying over her head.

"Of course I can! I've devoted my whole life to Science, who can't love me back! It doesn't make her any less beautiful, either!" she protested.

Sakurako ran a hand over her own face. "Satomi-chan, will you please stop humanizing your fields of study? It's... a bit, how do you call it?... demeaning for us real human beings."

"Forgive me," she said sheepishly.

"Never mind. What did Chisame say about the kiss?"

"She didn't get angry, but she told me it shouldn't happen again."

"And what does Negi-kun think of it?"

"He doesn't know it yet."

"Then, don't you think you'd better move on with someone who could actually love you back that way?"

She scratched the back of her neck. "That makes solid theorical sense, I suppose, but somehow, I cannot feel myself compelled to attempt it..."

Sakurako leaned ahead and placed a peck on her shiny forehead. "Please. Don't give up on us yet."

Tentatively, after a moment of hesitation sweetened by the scent of temptation (or maybe it was just Sakurako's perfume), Satomi leaned ahead as well and briefly kissed her right cheek. "I feel so... conflicted. Like I'm betraying my heart, and my loved ones, no matter what..."

"I'm sure we can think of a solution. After all, you're a genius," Sakurako grew adventurous, now landing a mischievous kiss on her lips. It tasted spicy.

"Ah-hah..." Satomi rasped, too overcome by the sensations of the moment to think too clearly. "I believe I have heard of a term that might hold a solution for our current troubles..."

At the same time, at Library Island, Yue and Nodoka had taken a breather from the physically exhausting task of categorizing encyclopedias and had started playing trivia.

Yue looked at the question card she had just pulled out. "Oh, Haruna would know this for sure. I wonder what's taking her so long. What's the term for the marital arrangement where two consorts agree on taking on at least one third person as a lover to one or both of them?"

Nodoka's face went bright red, but she still said without losing a single moment, "Sai-shou-dou-kin!-?"

Yue looked coolly at her face. "You didn't waste time on coming up with it, did you?"

"I-I-I was just reading a book on old Japanese traditions yesterday..."

"Hmmmm," Yue nodded, shuffling the question cards again. Oh God, she sounded so hot when saying that...

Nodoka tried to regain her embarrassed breath. Oh my God, she sounded so... hot... while asking that...

edited 5th Apr '11 11:42:00 AM by NapoleonDeCheese

Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#5355: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:16:36 PM

And another person joins the Pony Side.

Hey, can anyone think of a good MLP:Fi M Negima crossover?

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MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#5356: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:31:04 PM

NEIN! NON! IYADA! Anything but My Little Pony!!! God, how I hate that show now that I've grown up! What did I see in it?!

PS: We need an "ANGRY!" emoticon.

edited 5th Apr '11 12:31:39 PM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
Sinclair Scriptor Referens from Deep Space Since: Jan, 2001
Scriptor Referens
#5358: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:37:24 PM

[up][up]Seen only two episodes (or was that a movie) a long time ago, and it didn't register with me as particularly bad... then again it wasn't particularly good either.

[up][up][up]You mean shoving them into Mundus Magicus isn't good enough?

edited 5th Apr '11 12:37:44 PM by Sinclair

Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#5359: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:41:58 PM

It's a stupid uber-kiddy show that is excessively overflowing with sugary sweetness to a sickening degree! Ugh, I think I'm gonna hurl... <looks sickly green>

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#5361: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:56:48 PM

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MARQ, did you even SEE the new one?

[up]

One of the better ones I've seen in a while

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NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#5362: Apr 5th 2011 at 12:58:54 PM

[up] I just like how extremely appropriate their outfits are and how the colors work with them really well...

I need to be about 20% cooler. @@

edited 5th Apr '11 12:59:32 PM by NoLimit

Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#5363: Apr 5th 2011 at 1:02:22 PM

We all do.

So, to accomplish this...

EVERYONE SWITCH YOUR AVATAR TO A PONY!!!

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Sinclair Scriptor Referens from Deep Space Since: Jan, 2001
Scriptor Referens
#5364: Apr 5th 2011 at 1:05:08 PM

Ahem

Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#5365: Apr 5th 2011 at 1:06:09 PM

You're about five pages too late with that one, but nice try

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IniquitusTheThird Laugh into the rain. from Wossname. Since: Dec, 2010
Laugh into the rain.
#5366: Apr 5th 2011 at 1:06:20 PM

Ah! Spoilers! They burn!

...Probably, I'm being overly cautious.

Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#5367: Apr 5th 2011 at 1:08:48 PM

@Anemoi: No, because frankly I don't it even airs where I live. There are no theaters around, either. Yeah, sucks to be living here in some ways, I suppose.

edited 5th Apr '11 1:13:18 PM by MarqFJA

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Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
mega-dark Moe Game Console from Planeptune Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Moe Game Console
#5370: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:29:21 PM

[up]What have you thought of. Or have you trolled another Power Rangers actor?

Hyped for Hyperdimension Neptunia V 2
Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#5371: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:31:21 PM

I convinced someone else to change their avatar to one of the MLP Friendship Is Magic ponies.

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NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#5372: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:32:14 PM

Going by avatars, we're just missing a Rarity and Applejack to complete our pony party. Oh, and Spike.

IniquitusTheThird Laugh into the rain. from Wossname. Since: Dec, 2010
Laugh into the rain.
#5373: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:33:16 PM

I refuse categorically to become Applejack.

edited 5th Apr '11 4:06:01 PM by IniquitusTheThird

Storm and trouble won't make you make you lose your way. (Tits might, though.)
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#5374: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:35:13 PM

@OM: it's your story. We'll adjust. Shouldn't take that long to rewrite. If it's who i think it is, we only need to fix 3 scenes already written, and the changes won't be too major.

[up]There is no way you can get me to give up my badass!Nodoka avi.

edited 5th Apr '11 2:45:05 PM by SCMof2814

Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#5375: Apr 5th 2011 at 2:45:48 PM

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Oh c'mon Third, be a team player.

You too Mage

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