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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35176: Apr 9th 2012 at 8:36:16 AM

For the record, Caster is a Nine Tailed Fox. She's also an aspect of Amaterasu. So, yeah. The playable caster is a goddess, not a Legendary Soul. The playable Archer is worse. He's not Future!Shirou or even Shirou to begin with, he's literally the embodiment of the 'Hero Of Justice' ideal.

The only playable servant who is actually a Legendary Soul is Nero and that's borderline, as she counts as more of a Byronic Hero with her tendencies.

On a hilarious side note, Youko Kurama (that's his full name) is also a fox demon, though I dunno if he's also a Nine Tailed Fox.

edited 9th Apr '12 8:43:12 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#35177: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:00:33 AM

Sometimes I wish I watched more anime just so I had some idea what the crap you guys are talking about. tongue

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Kurush from Stockholm Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Desperate
Medinoc from France (Before Recorded History)
#35179: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:16:09 AM

Same, only I don't have time for that.

That's one of the reasons I ended up dropping Unequally (with some others being "I am very very behind" and "chapters are too long to catch up easily")

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35180: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:17:12 AM

Yu Yu Hakusho is not precisely recent, though... Maybe if you spent less time watching ponies, you could watch more anime.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Anemoi Snow Queen and Proctologist from Arendelle Proctology Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Snow Queen and Proctologist
#35181: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:18:22 AM

Yu Yu Hakusho was on Toonami.

Nuff said

You know you want to add love
JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#35182: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:27:51 AM

[up][up]Stopping ponies would give me maybe an extra hour each week. Long story short, I'm way too busy with other stuff to watch enough anime to catch up to you guys. I tend to take stuff on a series-by-series basis anyway; I've checked out a lot of the things you guys reference and a lot of them don't appeal to me enough to motivate me to watch them.

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35183: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:30:53 AM

That was a joke. In any case, most of the anime I talk about I watched not too long ago when I was a kid and had noticeably more free time than I do now.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NightmareSyndrom Not so Ironic after all from Your darkest dreams Since: May, 2011
Not so Ironic after all
#35184: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:32:07 AM

A random snippet from me.

Ala Alba vs. The Flash

"Do you really think you can stop us?" Asuna taunted as she and the rest of Ala Alba prepared for battle.

"If you are so intent on fighting, then so be it. But I must warn you. I will hold nothing back!" The Flash declared as he through open his cloak.

All of Ala Alba except Kotaro, Negi, and Chachamaru fell to the ground lifelessly.

"What the Hell? What did you do?" Kotaro demanded.

"Simple. Women that do not know the joys of having man inside them can not stand the sight of my mighty wang." The Flash explained.

"Then what about her?" Kotaro asked as he gestured toward Chachamaru.

"Clearly it is because I am a robot and has nothing to do with Negi winding my key." The robot girl stated.

"You killed my students! Prepare to Die!" Negi shout as the shock wore off and he rushed his foe.

"I am not the one you should blame." The Flash said as he teleported out of the way.

"You just killed them!" Kotaro shouted.

"I am not the one who brought young maidens to a battle with the Seven Devils of the Underworld! You are the ones who picked this fight, therefore you have no right to complain about the consequences! Now, have at thee!" The Flash declared before he began firing energy blasts from his crotch.

Will write for Tropes!
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35185: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:33:22 AM

And then it turns out that that was Anya's divination of how the battle would go. Orgy ensues.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Darkenning She's Back Since: Apr, 2011
She's Back
#35186: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:13:08 AM

by law the Big Bad must wear skimpy outfits, black leather and show off their rack
... thank God Darkenning broke thst law.

Well, actually ...

The elevator doors flung open, and another iteration of Alladia, this one stripped to the waist with slime on his face bounded out of it, green eldritch light glowing in his hands. "You dare to reject my offering?" the mad king howled. "You dare reject my love!"

I never specified, but my intention here was that he was wearing black leather pants. And by going shirtless, he's showing off his rack ... such as it is. Sooooo ...

If you won't I'll slit your throat/Won't you please be nice?
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#35187: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:18:03 AM

[up]Dammit. Now you made me remember.

Finally, an incident where it paid to have a bad memory, and it's undone...!

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35188: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:19:37 AM

Darkenning, wins.

SQUICKALITY

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Sereg Since: Jun, 2010
#35189: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:21:59 AM

@Anemoi: I’m not Roman Catholic, but like most Protestants, I also celebrate Easter. Hope that it was a good one everyone.

@Napoleon: Recognised Zombie Rider. It’s meant to be the videogame that Asuna got for her birthday in MSA.

Then, as I'm rping Mana:

That didn’t go as well as hoped, but it was never likely that it would. “Then, I’ll do so,” said Mana. She may as well try to seem accommodating at the moment and it was better for her to be in the line of fire than most of her allies. Still, she needed to work on a way to surprise these technical assistants” if necessary. She’d keep her eyes open and bear in mind what equipment might be useful. If worst came to worst, she always had her transformation.

I’m guessing that Mana’s scan with her eye yielded nothing.

Anyway, while I was away, I made Ayaka's pactio card.

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#35191: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:28:11 AM

SCM, do we really need more planning for this chapter? The assembled group has already discussed several attack plans, and anyway, they won't be able to enact them in any case, with what will happen at the chapter's end.

So, since the TLR and Rayearth subplots are done for this chapter, and so is the Nodoka-Create stuff, I don't think I can add anything else but the Quartum dinner scene, a segment with Chigusa accidentally triggering Arcueva (which is giving me a lot of headaches, since I can't get it right no matter what), and maybe some extra stuff around the conclusion of your infodump to close the chapter (but I need that segment first for it). Other than that, I'm stuck before jumping to the next chapter.

Darkenning She's Back Since: Apr, 2011
She's Back
#35192: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:29:32 AM

[up][up]... someone has wayyyy too much time on his or her hands.

edited 9th Apr '12 10:30:10 AM by Darkenning

If you won't I'll slit your throat/Won't you please be nice?
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35193: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:46:08 AM

Limit or Little Kuriboh?

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NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#35194: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:49:10 AM

The intro for the next chapter of URAE.

Dan-dan dan dan, dan da dan da-dan, dannnn...

(Hum the above to the rythm of a funeral march).

Joker: At last chapter's end, Evangeline, with all the powers of Arcueid or Alucard or whatever her name is, the primal vampire, went into a maniacal frenzy and killed both Ala Albas and everyone with them.

Asuna: We're still alive.

Joker: I was in the vicinity, but luckily, Joker Immunity protects me from death no matter what. 90% of the Negima cast, however, wasn't so lucky.

Asuna: I'm telling you we're alive!

Joker: After burning the whole of Kyoto down to the ground, Evarcueid is sealed by Doctor Strange, Earth's Sorcerer Supreme, at the cost of his own life. Out of everyone in Kyoto, only Yue survives. She returns to Mahora, graduates, and then, after a seven years timeskip, she becomes a detective of the occult aided by her loyal assistant Itoshiki-sensei!

Itoshiki: You mean I'm not dead?

Joker: Follow us from now on into the all new, streamlined Unequally Rational and Emotional!

Yue: What happened to all the other subplots?

Twilight Red: Kuro, you're supposed to narrate these things! Say something!

Kuro: I actually like the Detective Yue idea. Hey, what if I survive this and become part of the downsized cast too?

Asuna and Twilight: KURO!

Kuro: What? It's a dog eats dog world! I have no counterpart in this world, so unlike others, I'm not redundant here! And I think I may have better chances with the local Ilya-chan than mine!

Ilya: I need comfort over my brother's death...!

Kuro: Here I come, Ilya-chaaaaaan...!

Joker: The brand new Unequally Rational and Emotional! Starring Yours Truly, Yue, Itoshiki, Kuro, Takane, Mei, and Jack Rakan! Now 100% easier to follow!

Chisame: We're the protagonists! You can't just drop us aside like that and call it a day!

Takane: We'll update more often, too! So don't miss it!

Chisame: Stop appealing to the audience like that, damn you!

NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#35196: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:55:16 AM

So...yeah. I wrote this.

Dubious Dubbing

The two martial artists faced each other, each in their respective stances. Negi narrowed his eyes intensely, focusing all his attention upon his opponent. Fate merely responded with a smirk.

Also, they were both shirtless.

“Fate Averruncus!” Negi bellowed in a voice that sounded strangely inappropriate for him. “I am fully aware of the fact that you were the one that murdered my dearly beloved master the night before while I was training!” Equally as strange, his words seemed to have failed to match his mouth movements.

“Hoo-hoo, Negi Springfield! What is it of it to you?” Fate’s words also refused to follow his mouth flaps. “Our master was a foolish fool! For she was fully aware of the great masterful potential that I had to surpass her, and yet that fool refrained from teaching me her martial arts dojo’s dangerous forbidden technique! She was keeping me from achieving my finest! HOO-HA!”

Negi thrust out a finger at him. “You are incorrect, Fate Averruncus! Our master knew of your treacherous schemes to overthrow her and cast a shadow of dishonor upon both yourself and our clan! You are a traitor to the arts that we have studies so deeply since their conception of our births! It is my duty as her most faithful pupil to avenge my master and defeat you in mortal combat! Hee-haw!”

Fate chuckled, but immediately turned solemn and harsh. “You can not defeat me, my old friend. I have surpassed you in every regard! Your kung fu can not possibly match my kung fu, for I learned the master’s secret technique!”

“OOOOOO!” Negi’s mouth formed a perfect “O” from the shock of this revelation.

“And I shall show it to you…RIGHTNOW!”

Fate leaped twenty feet into the air, creating a sand cloud behind him. Negi joined him in midair battle, also leaving behind unsettled sand. The two screamed obnoxiously as their legs met before a red setting sun…

—-

Yue looked up from the one-hundred page teleplay. Haruna eagerly fidgeted in her seat across from her. “Well? What do you think?”

Yue gently massaged the bridge of her nose. “The sad thing? This is probably the most accurate take on our adventures so far.”

“Woo!”

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#35197: Apr 9th 2012 at 11:01:30 AM

...

Yue's right...

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#35199: Apr 9th 2012 at 11:07:40 AM

There, there. You don't get most jokes, dear Marq. tongue

It's a parody of those badly-dubbed Wuxia martial arts movies.

JapaneseTeeth Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing from Meinong's jungle Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Existence Weighed Against Nonbeing
#35200: Apr 9th 2012 at 11:07:57 AM

He's making fun of crappy dubs that end up sounding stilted and unnatural because they try to perfectly match the mouth flaps.

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