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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33576: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:08:54 AM

They also 'fight' very often. Go Screw Yourself.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33577: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:13:57 AM

This Screw Yourself talk gave me an idea for PWP URAE/2814/DH What If? lemon bash, but it's probably an idea best left untouched.

Starting a new fragment right now. Konoemon/Evangeline.

Just playing Go, guys...

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33579: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:19:00 AM

[up] Well, it'd explain why she's seen playing in her underwear...

NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#33580: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:20:20 AM

Evangeline sucks at Go is now my headcanon.

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33581: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:49:59 AM

Unequally, Continuation.

Go, Old People, Go!

Mahora:

They sat playing Go at the Dean's office, with Karakuri sitting in dutiful and quiet seiza behind her mistress' counterpart.

As habitual during those games, Evangeline was wearing little; only a skimpy black teddy over her panties. We'll leave to your imaginations if she had arrived that way just to try and mess with his head, or if they had been playing a lopsided Strip Go match. What counted was they were playing in silence, while Evangeline's expression transmitted a boredom so complete and absolute it was bordeline Zen.

"Are you waiting for a call?" the tiny bloodsucker asked at a given point.

"As a matter of fact, yes, I am," Konoemon answered. "Very perceptive of you, Eva-chan. How did you notice?"

"You glance at the phone every now and then," she feigned a yawn before making another move. "What are you scheming this time?"

"Oh, I assure you it's a perfectly innocent and normal call," he chuckled. "Something about a business deal I set up earlier today."

"Business. What a bore," Eva mumbled, resting her chin on a hand like a petulant child.

The game continued without any events until the phone rang and Konoemon walked over to answer. "No messing with the board, Eva-chan," he said without looking back. "I leave Karakuri-san as my witness."

"Like I need that to win!" Evangeline snarled. And she looked at Karakuri, whose even green eyes were fixed on her now. "What? I'm not going to do it, really!"

"Mochi-Mochi? Konoe here," the old man anwered the phone.

"It's done. Fujino-sama was convinced to sell. Like you said, it was easy once his daughter spoke in your favor. Our representatives are signing the contracts now."

"I'm glad to hear it," he nodded. "Right on time, too! Remind me making a generous contribution to the Fujino Fundation's charity ball this August..."

Eva looked lazily at him as he sat back down. "What was so urgent you had to get it done right tonight?"

He waved a hand. "Only trivialities. She didn't cheat, did she?" he asked Karakuri.

The gynoid shook her head.

"I told you I have no need of cheating to defeat a senile old man like you!" Evangeline hissed.

"Ah, but you are an extremely evil being, aren't you?" Konoemon mused whimsically. "And evil creatures will cheat even when there's no need for it, just for the pleasure of wrongdoing."

"Who do you think I am, Dick Dastardly?" Eva grunted, scratching her scalp with a hand. "Chachamaru, massage. I need something to keep me up while this mummy here finally finishes deciding what to do next."

"Yes, Mc Dowell-sama," the robot began rubbing her shoulders expertly.

"Ohhh, that's nice. Your mistress spent extra time teaching you this, didn't she?"

"Actually, this is the way Negi-sensei likes it..."

"... Stop doing that and pour me some tea!"

edited 29th Mar '12 10:51:09 AM by NapoleonDeCheese

MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#33582: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:56:52 AM

Shouldn't it be "Moshi moshi"? Oh wait, you're making fun of that two-bit Negima!? character, right?

Ooohh? 2814!Chachamaru gives 2814!Negi shoulder massages? How... interesting. evil grin

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33583: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:06:04 AM

Foreplay, Marq, foreplay. How else would she get in the mood for a good ol' screwin'?

Also, Chamo and the Slime would be the bestest of friends.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33584: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:07:23 AM

[up] The Slimes didn't seem to think much of Chamo when they met, but then again, they were in opposite sides. Maybe if they got to meet each other in friendly terms they could strike it up.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33585: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:10:21 AM

Not talking about those slimes. Heh. Wondering what would happen if the slime girls met Slime..?

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#33586: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:12:38 AM

Which Slime are we talking about here?

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33588: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:17:22 AM

High School Dx D slime. The one that burns clothes off... and that Issei tries to make his familiar. No, really. He fails only because Asia got herself a much more combat capable familiar. (A f*cking Dragon)

He names it, in the subs I'm watching, Sli-Sli.

edited 29th Mar '12 11:17:54 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#33589: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:22:36 AM

Foreplay, Marq, foreplay. How else would she get in the mood for a good ol' screwin'?
Knowing Negi, the subtext would completely go over his head. [lol]

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33590: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:24:20 AM

Well, he's always so tense he could use a good massage a day, even if it's the non-intimate variety, don't you think? And Chachamaru is one of the few who is skilled enough without either overdoing it or collapsing in the middle of it.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33591: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:25:09 AM

He understands that a certain mood must be achieved for max satisfaction, although he does not know what kind of satisfaction, what kind of mood, or what kind of part is correct to stick into Chachamaru's body.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#33592: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:27:21 AM

I'm sure the first time Negi accidentally put his part into the wrong spot in Chachamaru's body that was close to the intended spot. She did not mind. tongue

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33593: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:29:01 AM

The Character Notes for this episode.

Negima Character Annotations- Asakura Kazumi

- Asakura is another character I don't have a very exact game plan for. She's got one of the best looking character designs in Negima, but she doesn't have enough depth to her personality to make her work in big doses. She has no conflict or drama drive, and she isn't zany enough to be played for laughs like Haruna or Makie either. So it's difficult to find things for her to do out of her canon bits, although writing her dialogue is easy enough.

- In this continuity, she's the daughter of Asakura Hana and granddaughter of Asakura Yoh and Anna, both of which are late now (her father's still alive, though). They died even before she was born. She has some inherited spiritual sensitivity, which explains why she can feel Sayo's presence, but she's unaware of her legacy and hasn't ever developed it at all.

- At first, I wanted to give Sayo her own corner of the story, which is why I've steered her away from Asakura until now. But they'll have their first actual face to face meeting very shortly after Kyoto, and from then on, their relationship will stick much closer to canon (with the obligatory twists).

- At some point, she had a 'boyfriend' of sorts during late childhood, but this was short lived, never got anywhere, and probably will never become a plot point at all.

- Love potion incident aside, I keep imagining her as strictly hetero, actually, although it might be because I haven't found anyone it feels right to give her Les Yay with. No, I don't look at her relationship with Sayo that way, for real.

Yet. Who knows, often these things develop themeselves as you keep on writing.

edited 29th Mar '12 3:50:22 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#33594: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:32:16 AM

[up][up][up] Yup! [lol] That's the Negi we know, alright. Just wait until puberty takes effect on him, though; he'll most probably wish at one point that he could die without breaking anyone's heart in the process.

[up][up] Oooh, kinky! evil grin (And believable, too, considering the nature of her body.)

edited 29th Mar '12 11:32:41 AM by MarqFJA

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33595: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:41:55 AM

We all know that an adult Negi would only get in further trouble regarding girls' hearts. The ISSDA doesn't pay their employees. They're all part of Negi's harem.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#33596: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:44:46 AM

[up] Considering Hakase does seem to be part of it as well, does that mean she's two timing on Godel with Negi?

The oddest part is I actually see Godel not really caring as long as it's with Negi...

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33597: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:51:09 AM

"Kurt... I've got to tell you, I've been cheating on you with Negi!"

"... Big deal. So have I."

"Threesome?"

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NightmareSyndrom Not so Ironic after all from Your darkest dreams Since: May, 2011
Not so Ironic after all
#33598: Mar 29th 2012 at 12:20:05 PM

Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2814 Negima followed canon for the most part, at least the events before the magical world arc, right? So therefore, since in canon the only delay for the ritual was how long it took to get Konoka to the lake, shouldn't the 2814 crew be working under the assumption that the ritual already started?

Also, from what you said the ritual would have been completed before they got there even if Chao didn't stall them. So by that logic, with Chao stalling them, the ritual should be completed before they leave or soon after. Eva is right there. She's going to get possessed before they can even think of putting any sort of plan into action.

Will write for Tropes!
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#33599: Mar 29th 2012 at 12:33:39 PM

Chao's stalling is basically providing them with knowledge of Evarcueid. Without knowledge of Evarcueid, they are going to die, no questions asked. Think about it like this: Evangeline is a powerful as phuck True Ancestor Vampire.

Arcueid Brunestud is a powerful as phuck True Ancestor Vampire that is also on the verge of channeling the most powerful vampire on sheer power.

Brunestud The Crimson Moon, also known as Type-Moon is Vampire Cthulhu. The only reason he was ever killed was because he didn't know jack shit about magic and Zelretch had pretty much infinite prana at his disposal. And even then, it's almost certain that some day, Brunestud's going to be reborn anyway.

Evarcueid is an amalgamation of all three. So you see, unless they know how to handle her, they are not going to survive.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
NoLimit Since: Oct, 2009
#33600: Mar 29th 2012 at 12:38:18 PM

All this vampire talk is making my head spin. Why is our current culture so over-saturated with vampires nowadays?


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