Jackass Genie- The Forum Game

B: The dog only pees where it won't bother anyone.

L: They stop.

J: Now they're instead crapping on it.

I wish nobody would ever have a reason to go to war ever again.

B: Poverty, slavery, drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes are outlawed entirely. Peace is kept forever.

L: Same as B but without the peace benefit.

J: The world is now a mad max wasteland. Guns are outlawed, so people die by being punched to death instead. Everyone is a mutant. It’s complete chaos.

I wish for Beavis and Butthead.

B: Beavis and Butthead become real, and you're friends with them.

L: Beavis and Butthead become real. They are all that exists now. There is nothing left but Beavis and Butthead. There is no meaning to life but Beavis and Butthead.

J: Beavis and Butthead become real... and immediately start torturing you with cartoonish antics.

I wish my troper friends and I were all together.

B: You host a big party for your friends.

L: You and all your friends are fused into an Amalgamate-esque abomination.

J: Same as B. But they all want to kill you.

I wish for four arms.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 14th 2018 at 8:22:09 AM

B: You grow two extra human arms similar to the ones you already have, one on each side under your existing arms.

L: You get a pile of four decapitated arms.

J: You also grow two extra arms... however, since you never specified WHERE the new arms would be, one is now growing out of your face and the other out of your back.

I wish I could turn invisible

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 14th 2018 at 5:42:39 PM

B: Done.

L: Amateurishly sews two severed arms onto your sides.

J: Same as B, but your extra arms strangle you.

I wish for a pizza the size of Texas.