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Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#726: Sep 30th 2015 at 9:14:13 PM

Jackass: Granted, but you have no control over you powers, so an ever-growing storm follows you wherever you go. Alternatively: Granted. Ethan is right outside your cave.

Literal: Granted. You now have the mind and instincts of a Lugia as well.

Benevolent: Granted. Enjoy spamming aeroblast!

I wish to be able to understand every language.

edited 30th Sep '15 9:14:22 PM by Ghostninja109

lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#727: Sep 30th 2015 at 9:44:57 PM

Benevolent: You are fluent in any language, even sign languages and exotic ones which use chemical communication.

Literal: You can understand any language, but you weren't given the ability to speak to people in it.

Jackass: You can understand any language as incoherent gibberish.

I wish I didn't get my mom's head cold.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#728: Oct 1st 2015 at 7:05:40 AM

B: Your mum's cold is non-contagious. Neither you nor anyone else can catch it.

L: You didn't catch your mum's cold when you picked it up before, but you're still at risk of being infected now.

J: You didn't inherit your mum's cool headedness. You now have a short temper than nobody else in your family has.

I wish for the power of telekinesis.

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Stolen_Moment need bigger friends from jej Since: Sep, 2015
need bigger friends
#729: Oct 1st 2015 at 7:21:08 AM

Lots and lots of energy is needed to power that. If you have a steady supply of food, sleeping time and water then you're fine.

Homeless? You're gonna die from starvation/sleep deprivation pretty soon. Or just be really puckered out.

Give me a parasite to fight alongside with me.

edited 1st Oct '15 7:22:11 AM by Stolen_Moment

Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#730: Oct 12th 2015 at 7:03:00 PM

B: One parasite Granted

L: One video game nerd who leeches off of other people's achievements done.

J: It's inside you and giving you power at a great cost, your life force

I wish I could live in a space station.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
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#731: Oct 13th 2015 at 8:40:19 AM

B: Granted! You are now aboard the International Space Station.

L: Granted! You are now a space station!

J: Granted! You are now aboard a space station without any supplies whatsoever!


I wish I were best friends with Mario and Luigi.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#732: Oct 13th 2015 at 8:51:17 AM

B : You go around saving princess peach, kicking Bowser's ass, being awesome and having a great time !

L : You get captured but half the time, you go 'round with Mario and Luigi and has a great time.

J : You're pal with them but you keeps your human stats, so you're unable to keep up with them and basically sit behind while they awesomely take care of everything.

I want to fly.

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Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#733: Oct 13th 2015 at 9:39:45 AM

B: You gain the ability to fly through the air whenever you see fit.

L: You have a free plane ticket (it was impressive when the genie was last freed).

J: You gain a pair of oversized bird wings in place of arms. You can manage about 2 minutes of flight before you're too tired to move, and you don't have hands anymore.

I wish I looked like Samus Aran and had a power suit cosplay outfit.

edited 13th Oct '15 9:39:56 AM by Bisected8

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Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#734: Oct 13th 2015 at 9:44:13 AM

B: You have all of her abilities and paraphernalia

L: You just get some new suits and a new hairdo, nothing really changed

J: Much Like Samus's backstory, your whole family's dead.

I wish I could just have one long TV Tropes Wiki Walk day.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
TheGreatDuck COME, AND SEE Since: Apr, 2015
COME, AND SEE
#735: Oct 13th 2015 at 10:02:16 AM

B: you learn a while lot of tvtropes knowledge.

L: You get to participate in an all day Wikipedia marathon fundraiser.

J: You are transported into the computer and forced to walk the wiki all day doing maintenance... And each letter weighs like a brick!

I wish the jackass genie would act like the benign genie from here on out.

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
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#736: Oct 13th 2015 at 10:46:00 AM

B: Granted. The jerk genie is nice now.

L: Granted. The jerk genie can no longer make people sick but is still a jerk.

J: Granted. The jerk genie becomes nice...but not before he turns you into the next jerk genie against your will.


I wish I could travel to the world of Super Smash Bros..

edited 13th Oct '15 10:46:26 AM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#737: Oct 21st 2015 at 7:22:28 AM

B: You're there as a playable Mii

L: You're simply just a spectator in the Boxing Ring.

J: Your consciousness has been transported into that of the Bob-omb item.

I wish my favorite football team would win more.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#738: Oct 21st 2015 at 8:08:35 AM

Ben: your teams wins the Superbowl and go on a ten year winning streak.

Lit: the teams win more often, but still loses every so often.

Jack: They win more often, but through steroids, bribing, and cheating.

I wish to be a Superhero.

edited 21st Oct '15 8:09:42 AM by Superjohn

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
Somdudewillson Since: Apr, 2015
#739: Oct 21st 2015 at 9:23:44 AM

B: You now have Superman's powers. L: Your consciousness transfers to a random superhero. J: You become GL's girlfriend. Just before she's killed and stuffed in his fridge.

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#740: Oct 25th 2015 at 1:14:36 PM

B: You get nothing. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

L: A character whose name is "Nothing" appears.

J: You get The Nothing.


I wish I had at least one of every amiibo.

I SAID "GOOD DAY SIR!"

edited 25th Oct '15 5:01:09 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#741: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:47:50 AM

B: You have doubles of every Amiibo, and in perfect condition, too.

L: You have one of every amoeba. Apparently the genie didn't hear you right.

J: You have every Amiibo, but everything that makes it an Amiibo has been removed, so you just have a bunch of figurines that don't enhance anything.

I wish in-game microtransactions no longer existed.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#742: Oct 27th 2015 at 5:51:55 AM

B: All games are only paid for up front, or are free. DLC only comes in large content packs.

L: Games no longer charge for additional content, including DLC. Companies that can't afford to keep making updates release Mission-Pack Sequel titles instead.

J: Game devs no longer take any risks (because there's no easy way to make funds) and games become massively overpriced. A new game industry crash ensues.


I wish to be the coolest Cool Big Sis.

edited 27th Oct '15 5:52:25 AM by Bisected8

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#743: Oct 27th 2015 at 8:16:40 AM

B: You are now the best sister a person could have!

L: You become a twenty-foot tall female ice monster.

J: You're a Cool Big Sis to your siblings, but now you are a jerk to anyone else without meaning to.


I wish the dog would stop barking whenever someone moves!

edited 1st Nov '15 4:57:06 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
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#744: Nov 1st 2015 at 4:57:35 PM

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"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#745: Nov 1st 2015 at 5:16:17 PM

Benevolent: Whenever you are within hearing distance, dogs will not bark when someone is nearby.

Literal: Dogs will never bark, as they are technically someone.

Jackass: They won't bark, but they sure as heck will howl.


I wish I could eat ice cream without any adverse effects on my health!

lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#746: Nov 4th 2015 at 6:14:56 AM

Benvolent: Ice cream is now actively beneficial to your health.

Literal: You can eat as much Ice Cream as you want without it having any effects on your health.

Jackass: Eating ice cream no longer adversely affects your health. It adversely affects the health of all your friends and pets instead.

I wish I was good at programming.

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
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#747: Nov 4th 2015 at 1:44:32 PM

B: Granted, you are now a first-class programmer!

L: Granted, you now have pro-level grammar.

J: Granted, you are now a computer.


I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian!

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Everzwijn glarblgrklgrgg from under your bed Since: Sep, 2009
#748: Nov 4th 2015 at 1:57:08 PM

Benevolent: The Flying Dutchman becomes a kindhearted pacifist who doesn't eat or hurt you in any way.

Literal: History is rewritten so the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian. In the past. He no longer is because he wants to eat you.

Jackass: You become a vegetable and the vegetarian Flying Dutchman eats you.

I wish to be a master swordsman.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#749: Nov 4th 2015 at 2:45:47 PM

Ben: you become the best swordsman in the universe.

Lit: you become a master swordsman.

Jack: you become a master swordsman, but you develop the need to murder people on a daily basis.

I wish for everything I say becomes true.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
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#750: Nov 5th 2015 at 5:53:57 PM

B: Granted, you are always right!

L: Granted, you now only say "true" no matter how hard you try

J: Granted, reality shifts to make sure you're always right. Hope you don't say something stupid!


I wish I could use Mario power-ups in real life.

edited 5th Nov '15 5:54:09 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."

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