Benevolent: You are fluent in any language, even sign languages and exotic ones which use chemical communication.
Literal: You can understand any language, but you weren't given the ability to speak to people in it.
Jackass: You can understand any language as incoherent gibberish.
I wish I didn't get my mom's head cold.
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayB: Your mum's cold is non-contagious. Neither you nor anyone else can catch it.
L: You didn't catch your mum's cold when you picked it up before, but you're still at risk of being infected now.
J: You didn't inherit your mum's cool headedness. You now have a short temper than nobody else in your family has.
I wish for the power of telekinesis.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerLots and lots of energy is needed to power that. If you have a steady supply of food, sleeping time and water then you're fine.
Homeless? You're gonna die from starvation/sleep deprivation pretty soon. Or just be really puckered out.
Give me a parasite to fight alongside with me.
edited 1st Oct '15 7:22:11 AM by Stolen_Moment
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.B: Granted! You are now aboard the International Space Station.
L: Granted! You are now a space station!
J: Granted! You are now aboard a space station without any supplies whatsoever!
I wish I were best friends with Mario and Luigi.
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."B : You go around saving princess peach, kicking Bowser's ass, being awesome and having a great time !
L : You get captured but half the time, you go 'round with Mario and Luigi and has a great time.
J : You're pal with them but you keeps your human stats, so you're unable to keep up with them and basically sit behind while they awesomely take care of everything.
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I want to fly.
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterB: You gain the ability to fly through the air whenever you see fit.
L: You have a free plane ticket (it was impressive when the genie was last freed).
J: You gain a pair of oversized bird wings in place of arms. You can manage about 2 minutes of flight before you're too tired to move, and you don't have hands anymore.
I wish I looked like Samus Aran and had a power suit cosplay outfit.
edited 13th Oct '15 9:39:56 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerB: You have all of her abilities and paraphernalia
L: You just get some new suits and a new hairdo, nothing really changed
J: Much Like Samus's backstory, your whole family's dead.
I wish I could just have one long TV Tropes Wiki Walk day.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..B: you learn a while lot of tvtropes knowledge.
L: You get to participate in an all day Wikipedia marathon fundraiser.
J: You are transported into the computer and forced to walk the wiki all day doing maintenance... And each letter weighs like a brick!
I wish the jackass genie would act like the benign genie from here on out.
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big oneB: Granted. The jerk genie is nice now.
L: Granted. The jerk genie can no longer make people sick but is still a jerk.
J: Granted. The jerk genie becomes nice...but not before he turns you into the next jerk genie against your will.
I wish I could travel to the world of Super Smash Bros..
edited 13th Oct '15 10:46:26 AM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Ben: your teams wins the Superbowl and go on a ten year winning streak.
Lit: the teams win more often, but still loses every so often.
Jack: They win more often, but through steroids, bribing, and cheating.
I wish to be a Superhero.
edited 21st Oct '15 8:09:42 AM by Superjohn
"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"B: You get nothing. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
L: A character whose name is "Nothing" appears.
J: You get The Nothing.
I wish I had at least one of every amiibo.
edited 25th Oct '15 5:01:09 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."B: You have doubles of every Amiibo, and in perfect condition, too.
L: You have one of every amoeba. Apparently the genie didn't hear you right.
J: You have every Amiibo, but everything that makes it an Amiibo has been removed, so you just have a bunch of figurines that don't enhance anything.
I wish in-game microtransactions no longer existed.
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayB: All games are only paid for up front, or are free. DLC only comes in large content packs.
L: Games no longer charge for additional content, including DLC. Companies that can't afford to keep making updates release Mission-Pack Sequel titles instead.
J: Game devs no longer take any risks (because there's no easy way to make funds) and games become massively overpriced. A new game industry crash ensues.
I wish to be the coolest Cool Big Sis.
edited 27th Oct '15 5:52:25 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerB: You are now the best sister a person could have!
L: You become a twenty-foot tall female ice monster.
J: You're a Cool Big Sis to your siblings, but now you are a jerk to anyone else without meaning to.
I wish the dog would stop barking whenever someone moves!
edited 1st Nov '15 4:57:06 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Benvolent: Ice cream is now actively beneficial to your health.
Literal: You can eat as much Ice Cream as you want without it having any effects on your health.
Jackass: Eating ice cream no longer adversely affects your health. It adversely affects the health of all your friends and pets instead.
I wish I was good at programming.
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayB: Granted, you are now a first-class programmer!
L: Granted, you now have pro-level grammar.
J: Granted, you are now a computer.
I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian!
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Benevolent: The Flying Dutchman becomes a kindhearted pacifist who doesn't eat or hurt you in any way.
Literal: History is rewritten so the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian. In the past. He no longer is because he wants to eat you.
Jackass: You become a vegetable and the vegetarian Flying Dutchman eats you.
I wish to be a master swordsman.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursB: Granted, you are always right!
L: Granted, you now only say "true" no matter how hard you try
J: Granted, reality shifts to make sure you're always right. Hope you don't say something stupid!
I wish I could use Mario power-ups in real life.
edited 5th Nov '15 5:54:09 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."

Jackass: Granted, but you have no control over you powers, so an ever-growing storm follows you wherever you go. Alternatively: Granted. Ethan is right outside your cave.
Literal: Granted. You now have the mind and instincts of a Lugia as well.
Benevolent: Granted. Enjoy spamming aeroblast!
I wish to be able to understand every language.
edited 30th Sep '15 9:14:22 PM by Ghostninja109