Troper War

I use my time-freezing spell to freeze time. I disassemble my opponents’ weapons.

Dissasemble Jake? That might be too far.

Edited by jaketroper on Mar 2nd 2020 at 5:41:20 AM

i disassemble Jake with building tools, which (technically) aren't weapons.

I...

(Stops time)

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!! Muda!!

(Throws knives, time flows again)

ROAD ROLLER DA!! WRYYYYYYYY!!

Edited by Mhazard on Apr 8th 2020 at 2:35:10 AM

I reassemble myself with other people’s body parts

I make it rain razors on my opponents, cutting them up in a hurricane of blades.

I take one look and leave.

I FLY OVERHEAD STANDING ON A HARRIER JET SENDING EXPLOSIONS INTO THE SKY!!!!

I float in the air while summoning a bunch of exploding umbrellas

I will throw a moon at my opponent, destroying them and their whole planet!

I will have my Tyranitar open his mouth and keep fire a Hyper Beam (and keep firing it) at the moon, until it is reduced to tiny bits of rock.

Edited by pikafan on Sep 27th 2020 at 3:51:17 AM

I Reanimate this thread along with 49 other zombies to attack!

I revive this thread and drop and nuke on everyone!

I come out of my Fallout-esk shelter and go on a shooting spree!

I fire a Stellar Systemcraft at the Earth.

I cast "falling star smash"

I cast the spell, "Revivo Threado".

I cast "Bumpus Threadus"

I drop a 90 Megaton Neutron Hydrogen satellite onto the center of the Earth causing earthquakes and tsunamis everywhere destroying half the population.

Edited by Dictionaryman616 on Nov 29th 2022 at 6:55:44 AM

I build up all my Insecurity Power from things I like that I’m too afraid to talk about and throw a 1,464 gigavolt blast at all my opponents.

I raise the undead from their graves, including this thread, to create my army.

H A R A M

S I N F U L

U N H O L Y

Bolts of holy justice falls down upon all those who dare commit sins and impermissible acts within these lands.

I'm reading every holy book, so I should be safe, right?

Right?

I believe in God, please don't smite me, that guy over there literally did some necromancy! Totally sinful!

Please...

Woah! My laser cannon attached to a lightning rod just fired a huge holy laser into the battlefield! Sweet!

ignore

Edited by Electrite on Mar 22nd 2023 at 7:23:35 AM

I only need my fists. One punch from my fist is as strong as 100 billion trillion hands punching you at the same time.

Call me overconfident if you want, but I'm not boasting. Seriously.

I cut off your hands.