i disassemble Jake with building tools, which (technically) aren't weapons.
I will have my Tyranitar open his mouth and keep fire a Hyper Beam (and keep firing it) at the moon, until it is reduced to tiny bits of rock.
Edited by pikafan on Sep 27th 2020 at 3:51:17 AM
I raise the undead from their graves, including this thread, to create my army.
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signatureH A R A M
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Bolts of holy justice falls down upon all those who dare commit sins and impermissible acts within these lands.
I'm reading every holy book, so I should be safe, right?
Right?
I believe in God, please don't smite me, that guy over there literally did some necromancy! Totally sinful!
Please...
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.I only need my fists. One punch from my fist is as strong as 100 billion trillion hands punching you at the same time.
Call me overconfident if you want, but I'm not boasting. Seriously.
The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!

I use my time-freezing spell to freeze time. I disassemble my opponents’ weapons.
Edited by jaketroper on Mar 2nd 2020 at 5:41:20 AM