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jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#726: Feb 29th 2020 at 7:34:02 PM

I use my time-freezing spell to freeze time. I disassemble my opponents’ weapons.

[down]Dissasemble Jake? That might be too far.

Edited by jaketroper on Mar 2nd 2020 at 5:41:20 AM

Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#727: Mar 2nd 2020 at 1:54:44 PM

i disassemble Jake with building tools, which (technically) aren't weapons.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#728: Apr 7th 2020 at 11:34:14 PM

I...

(Stops time)

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!! Muda!!

(Throws knives, time flows again)

ROAD ROLLER DA!! WRYYYYYYYY!!

Edited by Mhazard on Apr 8th 2020 at 2:35:10 AM

jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#729: Jul 4th 2020 at 7:09:41 AM

I reassemble myself with other people’s body parts

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#730: Jul 4th 2020 at 7:11:20 AM

I make it rain razors on my opponents, cutting them up in a hurricane of blades.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
VidExGuy I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks. Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
#731: Jul 4th 2020 at 10:19:14 PM

I take one look and leave.

Forum signature.
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#733: Sep 3rd 2020 at 1:13:38 PM

I float in the air while summoning a bunch of exploding umbrellas

My favorite failed console tbh
Unoriginalusername3 from Nimmermeer Since: Apr, 2019 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#734: Sep 27th 2020 at 11:12:18 AM

I will throw a moon at my opponent, destroying them and their whole planet!

pikafan Legends ZA Now Here! (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Legends ZA Now Here!
#735: Sep 27th 2020 at 11:23:52 AM

I will have my Tyranitar open his mouth and keep fire a Hyper Beam (and keep firing it) at the moon, until it is reduced to tiny bits of rock.

Edited by pikafan on Sep 27th 2020 at 3:51:17 AM

JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#736: Mar 3rd 2021 at 1:15:52 PM

I Reanimate this thread along with 49 other zombies to attack!

Trespasser Unhinged Menace from [Redacted] Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Love = my face = a building on fire
Unhinged Menace
#737: Oct 7th 2021 at 4:56:03 PM

I revive this thread and drop and nuke on everyone!

"Know your place, fool."
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#738: Oct 7th 2021 at 5:00:10 PM

I come out of my Fallout-esk shelter and go on a shooting spree!

CG for short
IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#739: Oct 21st 2021 at 3:08:21 AM

I fire a Stellar Systemcraft at the Earth.

Local chaetognath fan
Cutecats343 astral cat wizard from Cat Land Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
astral cat wizard
#740: Feb 27th 2022 at 4:43:45 AM

I cast "falling star smash"

Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#741: Nov 3rd 2022 at 1:13:16 AM

I cast the spell, "Revivo Threado".

Archsage Professional Simp from My House Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Professional Simp
#742: Nov 29th 2022 at 10:33:16 AM

I cast "Bumpus Threadus"

Best advice I ever got? Keep repeating the joke till everyone is forced to laugh.
Dictionaryman616 Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#743: Nov 29th 2022 at 3:55:20 PM

I drop a 90 Megaton Neutron Hydrogen satellite onto the center of the Earth causing earthquakes and tsunamis everywhere destroying half the population.

Edited by Dictionaryman616 on Nov 29th 2022 at 6:55:44 AM

astrangeman Master of being so bad I don’t even get a title from Cloudcuckooland Since: Nov, 2022 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Master of being so bad I don’t even get a title
#744: Jan 7th 2023 at 1:30:12 PM

I build up all my Insecurity Power from things I like that I’m too afraid to talk about and throw a 1,464 gigavolt blast at all my opponents.

egegheid
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#745: Mar 6th 2023 at 2:30:05 PM

I raise the undead from their graves, including this thread, to create my army.

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#746: Mar 6th 2023 at 3:23:28 PM

H A R A M

S I N F U L

U N H O L Y

Bolts of holy justice falls down upon all those who dare commit sins and impermissible acts within these lands.

I'm reading every holy book, so I should be safe, right?

Right?

I believe in God, please don't smite me, that guy over there literally did some necromancy! Totally sinful!

Please...

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#747: Mar 13th 2023 at 1:45:12 PM

Woah! My laser cannon attached to a lightning rod just fired a huge holy laser into the battlefield! Sweet!

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#748: Mar 22nd 2023 at 7:23:24 PM

ignore

Edited by Electrite on Mar 22nd 2023 at 7:23:35 AM

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#749: Mar 23rd 2023 at 11:08:16 PM

I only need my fists. One punch from my fist is as strong as 100 billion trillion hands punching you at the same time.

Call me overconfident if you want, but I'm not boasting. Seriously.

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
GamerLuna2022 Yurine Time! from Jinbocho Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Yurine Time!
#750: Mar 24th 2023 at 5:40:53 AM

I cut off your hands.

"Happy Halloween, I suppose..."

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