-"I cast... Summon Bigger Fish!"-
-A gigantic fish with a build like a locomotive and a face like a staple remover
comes at you-
edited 4th Jul '11 12:51:37 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.-"Triangle? Broaden your horizons, so-called thinker. In this place, there aren't limits; there aren't exceptions."-
-Zaps him out of the air with some precisely-aimed lightning-
As I understand it, this is a godmodding thread. Thus, I am godmodding.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.-Zaps you some more, now that you've helpfully encased yourself in a metal can-
-"You feel that? That is absolute, unlimited power, you pedantic future-man! Does your supertech do this?"-
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Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.-Bring It gesture-
-"Yeah? Yeah? Come n' get me." Teleports behind Philosopher at the last second, and hits him with a force spell to shove him farther-
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.-Does several rolls and an impressive face plant.-
"Time to send out the clones!"
-Opens a portal that causes several dozen battle droids to step out. One hands me a weird looking gun.-
"Attack!"
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.-"Oooh, we're playing the numbers game now, huh?" Conjures up a few dozen skeletons-
-"Lessee, some axe n' shield combos here, some archers there, cavalry, of course..."-
-Said skeletons charge the droids (clones or droids; make up your mind)-
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.(droids. Clones just work better for that line.)
-Droids start blasting the skeletons. Sits back nonchalantly and sips some red wine.-
edited 4th Jul '11 1:49:25 PM by Philosopher
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.-Sits around bored, watching skeleton after skeleton behead droid after droid-
-"Well, I'm learning something here, at least: archers versus robots isn't a good idea. Those axes are getting plenty of use, though."-
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Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.How did that tsunami spell go again?
Hmmm... hmmm... Ah yes!
Swollen seas burst forth and drown my enemies with your mighty waves!
-20 foot waves rise from the ocean, rising above the beach and engulfing small buildings, then come crashing down upon the town, ready to wash away all except the caster-
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]I just had a WONDERFUL idea. -Pulls out a minichainsawmachinegun- You see when I combine the destructive force of chainsaws with the rapid fire of machine guns painful things happen.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans."Wait that gives me an idea."
-Pulls out a rocket launcher.-
"Tell me how cool this is."
-Pulls the trigger. The rocket launcher launches a rocket chainsaw with a microwave gun.-
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It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble."Sometimes chainsaws aren't good enough to solve a problem. FREEZE!"
-Pulls out the Kelvin gun and sets it to minimize effectively freezing the wave of water solid.-
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.

Spells. Def'nitely spells.
-Dons Robe and Wizard Hat, and turns to face the battle-
-Sizes up the contestants-
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Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.