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Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#551: Jul 3rd 2011 at 7:14:42 PM

Spells. Def'nitely spells.

-Dons Robe and Wizard Hat, and turns to face the battle-

-Sizes up the contestants-

edited 3rd Jul '11 7:15:50 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#552: Jul 4th 2011 at 12:41:21 PM

Looks at the wizard.

"Wizards defeat warriors who defeat rangers. I'm not on the list. I'm immune!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
PerfectltyABNormal This title will be too l from The whirlpool in the sky Since: May, 2011
This title will be too l
#553: Jul 4th 2011 at 12:42:31 PM

FIRES ZE MIZILES

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints! Andrew Bradford, American book-publisher
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#554: Jul 4th 2011 at 12:49:58 PM

[up][up] Are you, now? evil grin

-"I cast... Summon Bigger Fish!"-

-A gigantic fish with a build like a locomotive and a face like a staple remover comes at you-

edited 4th Jul '11 12:51:37 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#555: Jul 4th 2011 at 12:53:35 PM

"I was wrong. I was so very wrong!!!"

-Uses jetpack to fly around fish, but winds up scratching the bigger fish. Slams into ground.-

"But....soldier isn't in the triangle."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#556: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:07:09 PM

-"Triangle? Broaden your horizons, so-called thinker. In this place, there aren't limits; there aren't exceptions."-

-Zaps him out of the air with some precisely-aimed lightning-

As I understand it, this is a godmodding thread. Thus, I am godmodding.

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#557: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:09:47 PM

-Twitched on the ground-

"Can't blame a guy for trying. M.O.D. activate 57 alpha 904 tred."

-Armor of some sort begins to cover my body.-

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#558: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:24:49 PM

-Zaps you some more, now that you've helpfully encased yourself in a metal can-

-"You feel that? That is absolute, unlimited power, you pedantic future-man! Does your supertech do this?"-

edited 4th Jul '11 1:26:03 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
dollink Madgirl Since: Jun, 2011
Madgirl
#559: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:26:07 PM

-sets tiny bomb in room, rolls it under a cheap IKEA chair and runs out of the room-

MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#560: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:31:16 PM

"Thanks for the charge. My tech may not be able to do that, but it can do this."

-Uses jetpack to increase speed as I run at Artemis 92.-

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#561: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:35:12 PM

-Bring It gesture-

-"Yeah? Yeah? Come n' get me." Teleports behind Philosopher at the last second, and hits him with a force spell to shove him farther-

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
dollink Madgirl Since: Jun, 2011
Madgirl
#562: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:38:37 PM

-applauds-

MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#563: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:38:53 PM

-Does several rolls and an impressive face plant.-

"Time to send out the clones!"

-Opens a portal that causes several dozen battle droids to step out. One hands me a weird looking gun.-

"Attack!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#564: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:43:57 PM

-"Oooh, we're playing the numbers game now, huh?" Conjures up a few dozen skeletons-

-"Lessee, some axe n' shield combos here, some archers there, cavalry, of course..."-

-Said skeletons charge the droids (clones or droids; make up your mind)-

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#565: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:45:21 PM

(droids. Clones just work better for that line.)

-Droids start blasting the skeletons. Sits back nonchalantly and sips some red wine.-

edited 4th Jul '11 1:49:25 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#566: Jul 4th 2011 at 1:56:57 PM

-Sits around bored, watching skeleton after skeleton behead droid after droid-

-"Well, I'm learning something here, at least: archers versus robots isn't a good idea. Those axes are getting plenty of use, though."-

edited 4th Jul '11 1:57:11 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
dollink Madgirl Since: Jun, 2011
Madgirl
#567: Jul 4th 2011 at 3:02:11 PM

-tiny bomb mentioned earlier explodes-

MWUAHAHAHAHA!
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#568: Jul 4th 2011 at 3:19:10 PM

-Hears bomb-

-"Eh? Wassat?"-

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#569: Jul 4th 2011 at 3:22:17 PM

-Acts as if the bomb didn't even phase me.-

"I believe that was the result of a compressed combustion, but I could be wrong."

-Sips wine.-

edited 4th Jul '11 3:22:49 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#570: Jul 4th 2011 at 5:46:09 PM

How did that tsunami spell go again?

Hmmm... hmmm... Ah yes!

Swollen seas burst forth and drown my enemies with your mighty waves!

-20 foot waves rise from the ocean, rising above the beach and engulfing small buildings, then come crashing down upon the town, ready to wash away all except the caster-

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#571: Jul 4th 2011 at 5:48:01 PM

I just had a WONDERFUL idea. -Pulls out a minichainsawmachinegun- You see when I combine the destructive force of chainsaws with the rapid fire of machine guns painful things happen.

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#572: Jul 4th 2011 at 5:51:12 PM

"Wait that gives me an idea."

-Pulls out a rocket launcher.-

"Tell me how cool this is."

-Pulls the trigger. The rocket launcher launches a rocket chainsaw with a microwave gun.-

edited 4th Jul '11 5:51:26 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#573: Jul 4th 2011 at 5:51:42 PM

-gloats as the waves wash steve, philosopher, and all others in its path away-

edited 4th Jul '11 5:52:00 PM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#574: Jul 4th 2011 at 5:52:32 PM

-Jet packs up and out of range.-

edited 4th Jul '11 5:53:05 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#575: Jul 4th 2011 at 5:54:00 PM

"Sometimes chainsaws aren't good enough to solve a problem. FREEZE!"

-Pulls out the Kelvin gun and sets it to minimize effectively freezing the wave of water solid.-

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.

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