Honestly, I see nothing wrong with that.
BLUH
But, can you make your target's head asplode?
Yep.
"Cranial Disturbance"
Oh wait, that's for my Psion-
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Multiclass!
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Take one level in each class.
Chaotic Greedy
Take 1/16th of a level in each class.
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
For the DM: Have the players go on a quest to find the ancient Sword of Treachery. It's normally no different from any other sword, but it gains incredible power when wielded against someone who until recently thought of the wielder as an ally.
In other words, it's a sword of +5 against party members.
For the players: give this sword to the Chaotic Evil party member.
That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful
The Lunatic in Your Hall
@feotakahari: As a 3.5 maven...
3.5 Hydras come in two different types. Regular and Lernean. Regular hydras die if you 1)kill the body or 2)cut off all the heads.
Lernean hydras have immortal bodies and regenerating heads, and thus need fire or acid applied to the neck stumps.
I haven't known true fear in a very, very long time.
Threaten a wizard with curse of midas touch. believe me you may have gold but then again having a gold sword a gold set of armor a gold horse. and of course we all how good gold is for attack and defence
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Threaten someone with the curse of the Solar!Midas Touch. ORICHALCUM EVERYWHERE.
Yakka Foob Mog
I made that reference this afternoon.
I understand you've got a big hard-on for the Book of Vile Darkness, but a skeletal gelatinous cube cannot be justified.
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Chaotic Greedy
You mean a gelatinous cube with only the edges?
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Yakka Foob Mog
And a +4 to its dex. You mustn't forget that.
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Chaotic Greedy
Game of Thrones-themed Guess Who?. Characters you knock over can be gleefully described as "killed" to make it show-accurate.
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I'm a firm believer in reusing an old thread on the subject rather than creating a new, redundant one.
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"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
Geekling
Necromance a thread from 8 years, 1 month, 1 week, 1 day, and 16 hours ago.
The Ice Queen
Your Bard's Vicious Mockery takes the form of "yo mama" jokes.
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I was in a game a couple of months back with a bard whose Vicious Mockery was consistently 2-3 word insults. Said bard also had an Intelligence rating of 3, literally as low as is possible in a random roll.
The Ice Queen
That sounds both fun and frustrating.
Another bad idea: play as a pyromancer who is obsessed with cauterization. As it, that is their go-to whenever anyone in the party is even slightly wounded.
The Ice Queen
Have "Ice Castle" in your spell list, and insist on casting it when you're already indoors.
Geekling
Cast it inside a bag of holding. By the gods I will have my Elsa TARDIS.
Deaf Bard.
Just to ask the DM if vicious mockery can be flipping the bird at people so hard they take damage.
Health sure is versatile. It's possible to be both light-headed and dim-witted. At the same time, no less.
The Ice Queen
Mute Bard who mimes insults for Vicious Mockery.
Play a monk, then whenever you use Flurry of Blows scream AAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!