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Where did you go, sweetie? I don't need to start sharpening the knives, do I?
I'm starting to think coming here was a mistake...
On the scale of 0 to TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life, how was your experience?
Your wife just told me she's deathly allergic to strawberries... what's that?
Sometimes it's like buttered popcorn, sometimes it more like cereal milk, and sometimes it's as repulsive as you'd expect.
Why does this food taste so repulse?
Because I wouldn't leave Garlen, Joka and Janga alone.
Describe the flavors of the Movie-Breakfast-in-a-Slobs-Home jelly bean.
No, you burned down the house again! Why?
Can anyone else hear Talking Heads songs or is that just me?
BILL, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Does anyone else think that this forum game is kind of dumb?
Oh, sure. There's a dumpster out the back.
Hey, can I hide this dead body here?
Oh, would you look at the time...
Want hear a 4 hour lecture on optimal cement mixing techniques?
So, who defeated Lord Evilton's thousand strong zombie horde?
Don't ask me; I just work here.
Why is this woman next to me demanding to speak to the manager and rolling on the floor, covered in shaving cream?
I'm afraid your transformation into an anthropomorphic jaguar is, unfortunately, permanent.
Well, that was interesting. Now I'd like to be a zebra, then an eagle...
Ballot or bullet, it's one or the other.
Why not ballot and Bullet?
Why were you banned from the anime convention?
Zoo Wee Mama!
(limping and riddled with puppy-sized holes) Did you know it's not a good idea to mess with someone who can summon puppies anywhere? (faints)
(cough) pot (cough) kettle (cough) black (cough)
Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 31st 2019 at 5:10:28 AM
You're way too sarcastic, ya know that?!
Goddammit, that's the fourth time this week!
1) Is that a yandere with a chainsaw decapitating Captain Jack Harkness on the front lawn?
2) Sarge! Private Miller jumped out without his parachute!
3) (Earth-Shattering Kaboom)
Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 31st 2019 at 8:53:09 AM
Did you drink and drive again.
Why are you dressed like a rainbow puked on you?
The 10 main kingdoms: Strength, Wisdom, Flying, Fire, Sand, Water, Plant, Electricity, Speed and Crystal.
Why did you give your kids such strange names? I'm guessing they must be named after something.
First thing we do, we declaw the beast.
That's the first thing to put a bell on the cat?
Blue and black? Or white and gold?
So what are our options for the flag colors?
You Answered Your Own Question.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jun 4th 2019 at 12:26:28 PM
Would I be able to ask questions at all?
I'll never forgive you!Never, nev... right, forgiven.
It's been three years! Can't you let the meatballs incident go already?!
There's, uh, two women fucking a polar bear.
What the fuck is happening over there?
Obviously you need to nuke them turn one.
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