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WHY IS FREAKING RAINING IN WINTER?!
Sinnoh Remakes!!! Also another Pokemon Ranger game.
What is your dream that will never come true, even if you sold your soul and your family to slavery?
I did it, alright, but I'm still fucked, that's why, that is fucking why!
Did you really think you could dig your way out of this?
I was afraid of that, as always.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Apr 12th 2019 at 7:25:38 PM
What about the bear rapists?
I have nothing to say to something like that.
Well, basically, he's an alien, and not human at all... I said he's not human... what, no response?
Seriously, you're watching way too much Monty Python.
Why's that customer getting mad at me? I mean, I did get him the best parrot in all the lands.
Hoodwink has to be authentic, if not BONK NOW. Thuggish evolution to wittily. Weasily. I. Need. Some. Data.
Have you been hitting the cactus juice again?! And why are you so obsessed with Hoodwinked?
Fucking banana peels...
(Offscreen Crash) Are you OK? What happened?
That's the stupidest, most genre blind excuse I've ever heard, and cowardly to boot! Villains almost always figure out the Secret Identity anyway, and when they do, it's almost never from the damsel herself. Either that or Murphy's Law dictates the damsel is accidentally among the innocent bystanders victimized anyway. So when a villain starts in with the hostage taking and the taunting and the "Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are" monologuing, if you haven't told your damsel, she's gonna be caught by surprise, sitting there captive and wondering "Why me?" Now don't you think she'd have a better chance of survival if she was informed and prepared ahead of time for that inevitability?
Did you see what that lobotomized movie critic said about secret identities? Can you make any sense out of it?
Well, if you say you wish someone was murdered, don't act so shocked if someone says to kill yourself.
God, I wish my douchebag neighbours would stop sending me death threats when I tell them I wish they would get murdered!
So what if this room is covered in a sticky substance? I had a fun time.
Edited by shackwave on Apr 30th 2019 at 8:38:43 PM
The room should not be covered in sticky substance, you know that right?
I flirted with all Star Wolf members in Starlink because I wanted to see Pigma squirm. It didn't exactly work the way I wanted to.
Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Apr 30th 2019 at 4:06:46 AM
So, you're pregnant, and you don't know who the father is? How'd that happen?
Down the street, around the corner, past Mickey D's, third trash can on the left.
The kitchen exploded and now there's a sentient mass of raw cookie dough terrorizing the town. What do you have to say for yourself?
Did you see a blood-covered mass-murderer go by here? Which way did he run?
For the sake of our remaining eardrums, get the Vaudeville Hook.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Apr 30th 2019 at 2:40:45 AM
So, uh, what about the guy 2 cars over singing off-key?
Please, don't turn this into a Donner Party situation. That almost happened last time.
How about I bring cheesesticks with bean sauce?
You seriously got to be kidding me there... You couldn't have possibly missed it.
The team in white made five passes!...wait, what's this about a moonwalking bear?
Diamonds on my fish, yo, diamonds on my fish.
Does anybody have any idea what that rapper is saying?
Before you go in there, You Need a Breath Mint. Otherwise, they'll smell the meat and blood on your breath and turn violent.
Oh, can I go in the shark-men room?
BATMAN DIES IN ENDGAME
I haven't seen Endgame yet, so don't spoil...
I just took my last two aspirin four hours ago, and I'm VERY cranky when I get headaches. Are you sure it's worth the risk?
Hey, there's this cool new experience everybody's been raving about! Have you ever tried opening up your skull and watching your own brain work in the mirror? I've got the bonesaw, let's do this!
That's it! I draw the line at monkeys! Get my agent on the phone!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 3rd 2019 at 5:11:18 AM
Sir, how do you feel about the fact that our production of Aladdin has Abu playing all the roles?
Darkness, air, water, and sky will come together and shake the forest to its roots.
Okay, I see the yellow brick road leading up to the big green glow just on the horizon. I also see a big scary dark forest between us and the big green glow just on the horizon. How do you propose we get around this, Glinda?
Nope, sorry, just not seeing it, maybe with a few more details...
How do you like my picture of Bigfoot?
I refuse to put on a sparkly red dress and tap-dance on a warthog! Geez, you think I'll take every role that you throw at me?
So, can you take the live-from-Somalia production of The Rite of Spring? I hear its director's using the ballet to comment on colonialism, and I think that role would be interesting for you— [cut off by answer]
I've been putting the makeup on for the past four hours, and it still doesn't look right!
GYAHH Monster Clown — oh wait, it's just you. Isn't it too early to plan your Halloween costume? Don't you have a date later today to prepare for?
I'm sorry, but there are some situations which are just too stupid to be allowed to continue.
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