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Why was Star Wolf's ship refueled with the wrong kind of fuel?
You're right. Perhaps you should get out there and do that for us.
Can't any fucking idiot do something right? Am I the only useful person in this room or what?
You would've opened my Old Shame Metalucy fanfiction folder. That's what.
Why did you just magnetize the hard drive ? What were you afraid I'd find?
Two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers and laughers.
How did you manage to get life in prison?
First it's freezing, then it's boiling, then it gets cold again, then it warms up... it's all over the place, temperature wise.
What's your opinions on the seasons?
Well it's really quite simple, we solve it through unleashing Dank Memes.
The Eldritch Abomination is here! What do we do?
Nice shot, jackass. Now you owe me a gallon of blood.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 14th 2019 at 9:42:44 AM
Hey, did you see where that paintball landed?
No, that's a pine cone.
Is that Chewbacca's dog?
At least Your Mom would fit that.
Who the fuck is going to wear a dress that's a mile in diameter? Why go for the world record when no one can use what you've done?!
The situation is the boss, man!
Who the heck is in charge here?
Well the bees did ruin the camping trip for everyone.
Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on Mar 19th 2019 at 7:19:56 AM
assuming "run is a typo for "ruin"
How did you get zits over the weekend?
A d100 and a talking journal.
Alright, so The Sharks picked the weapons we're using for the rumble. What did they decide on?
Hey, Mr. English Guy! I think your egg is hatching!
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