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Right, what's all this fuss about? And why do I see someone chasing the rest of the homeroom with a compass?
My biggest concern is my God Complex, which I meant to bring on my rightouesness saying to her that I'm fine up until now, I barely have any trouble with my health and safety, I never get any trouble on the streets when I'm walking to campus or going home. I never get trouble on the streets because I rarely go out.
SoÖ what is your biggest concern now?
I accidentally stabbed my finger!
Why is there blood all over the table!?
Because of The Emoji Movie
Dude, you just wrote "Sony Pictures" on a piece of paper and then burned it. Are you okay? Why'd you do it?
I'll have fun for days. And you'll just be simmering in the dark like a lava lamp.
And just what do you intend to do with all these silly glow sticks?
It took place during the Great Cabbage Purging of Ninteen Something-ty Seven of course!
And when did the cabbage farmers rebel against the government by throwing their cabbages?
Drama! Romance! Bloodshed!
What do we need for the final season of Laugh Track?
I'm Going to Hell for This.
Who want's a fast food extravaganza?
Where did you put your jacket?
Because he gets confused for an evil bat!
Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on Mar 1st 2019 at 10:15:46 AM
Why canít Dracula play baseball?
how many times must i tell you that 70% of your problems and 80% of their solutions have some sort of origin in memes
I'm really getting tired of corporate democrats thinking they have the solutions to all our problems.
Peanut butter, salted cashews, almonds... why?
You seen the new list of popcorn flavors the Boy Scouts are selling?
Yeah, we'll have to change that in translation.
Say, does your date have any deadly allergies?
Does anybody else besides the Mayatans know what the Mayatan idiom "pinched in a puddle of water" means?
Stay back! I have a cockroach and I'm not afraid to use it!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 2nd 2019 at 12:17:09 PM
No more lazing around! It's time to clean your filthy appartment!
I'm planning on making my own Beanie Baby Convention and I need the money.
Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on Mar 2nd 2019 at 6:20:36 AM
What on earth do you plan to do with 3.1 million dollars and an island in the caribbean?
Mack wants the flamethrower!
Why do you want me to kill Skeletron Prime so badly?
I'll defeat you and take your soul! I'll use your soul to cross the barrier! I'll stand in the window of a fancy store! Then everything I want will be mine!
What is it that you want from me, good sir? I'm ready for anything!
Thank goodness that was just a dream.
While you were sleeping, we used our mind-reading technology on you, and no, they didnít die in the season finale. You okay?
Oh fuck oh fuck now his face is peeling. Donít worry, Jimmy, we have Lillie on the case-oh wait sheís dead too.
Edited by YooberBop on Mar 3rd 2019 at 7:41:55 AM
What is wrong with Jimmy's face and what happened to Lillie?
Because I want to make roasted pig jokes at Pigma.
Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Mar 3rd 2019 at 8:46:59 AM
...why's the new ContraPoints video in your Twitter feed?
It's only 3:15! It's too early to be bedtime!
Dammit! Don't you know this is little Jimmy's bedtime?
Well that was a fucking lie.
Remember how I said that tattoo would protect you from harm?
Now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.
Why do you insist on doing my makeup, my friend?
Because I want to see how star wolf would react to having their ship be set on fire.
Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Mar 6th 2019 at 4:11:23 AM
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