Think up a question to the above answer

Behold my latest attempt to get sexbots out of the Uncanny Valley! On a scale of zero to one hundred, what would you rate this specimen?

So, The Doctor came bursting into the room, all excited about an idea he'd had. I was right in the middle of vampiric draining, about to be caught red-handed, so I quickly disrobed to make the Doctor jump to a different conclusion of what was going on. It worked for the moment, he ran out of the room in disgust, but the next time I bumped into him, he'd figured out what I was really up to.

So why are you in jail?

Oh no, please don't fire me from the job I never wanted.

Storm! How many times have I told you not to piss in the sewer? You're fired!

I'm buying groceries at dollar stores, so I'm finding it hard to care.

You do realize that the big brands are filling their foods with all sorts of horridness, right?

I have yet to see a paper plane be used that way, but I am amazed nonetheless.

So, apparently the Plane they used to bomb Hiroshima was made out of paper.

Oh GOD, that's hideous. Kill it with Fire, drench it in acid, and set it on fire again!

Hey, look at this weird baby I found! I think it's from another planet. What should I do with it?

I did not kill this man. I just punched him a little.

Hey, why is this dead guy in your basement?

You IDIOT.

So, if we're cold in this boat, we can just set the oars on fire, right?

It Wasn't Easy.

How did you “accidentally” summon the bee legions of Satan?

Well, isn’t she supposed to have the skill “Ultimate Breakfast Genocide”? If she doesn’t, then you’re way underleveled.

Edited by YooberBop on Feb 18th 2019 at 2:05:44 PM

So, my "Gargantuan Nitro Paladin" is trying to beat the boss, "Steam-Powered Gay Outpost," but keeps being beaten by his ultimate attack, "Frog Plague Doctor." Any strategy tips from you, o one who has beaten the game?

The big electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is. And for a while, so are we.

What is the meaning of life?

A few people may have lost fingers and toes, but no. No one died.

So how many people died when the moon fell?

If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!

Forget the zombie apocalypse, we've got stupid people running the government.

I don't see a problem with this, except for possibly diabetes, blood pressure, and cholesterol.

You put Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bomb cereal in the deep-fryer? Don't you think you're going overboard with that machine?

Don't go giving them more ideas, the poor water buffalo has suffered enough already.

Why don’t they just summon Cthulhu with its corpse?

Please never have ideas again.

Hey, I just got a great idea for how to stop the Reverse Flash! Why don't we fill a race-track with maple syrup, put a statue of Barry there, and then when he goes after Barry, he gets stuck, and we shoot him with a Nerf gun!

Sorry, I can't. The angel of music is very strict.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Feb 19th 2019 at 4:01:06 AM

Can you show me your heavenly singing powers?

Disturb the muse, and she will disturb your evening shower.

Why did that cunt break into my house and smash my shower handles with a crowbar?!

That is the last time I commit arson for you.

So the building next to the Subway is filled with the members of an organization out to kill me-can you set it on fire, just this once?

Oh, fuckshits. I thought he had no weaknesses.

Uh, sir, you're going to have to stop carrying that green rock around. It gives Clark an awful headache every time he sees it.

Must be blood...must be fresh...

I'm going to the blood bank. Can I get you anything on the way back?

The screaming, I can take, but jeebus fuck, someone stop the giggling.

I hear screaming from room 4 and giggling from room 5. Something's amiss. Should we check it out?

Your people tortured me, and I am paying back in full.

Look man, we get that you're sick of our "SSSS.GRIDMAN is better than DARLING in the FRANXX" jokes, but is drawing fanart of Gridman & Strelitzia destroying Earth while high-fiving, wearing sunglasses, and riding alicorns really the answer?

And that's your reason for why you think pornstars can't be therapists?

you posted a question, but it's y'know, whatever, fine

One of my friends are a pornstar, and I told them about my emotional instability. They told me that I needed to get laid.

Which was fine and all except for the fact that I'm a sex-repulsed asexual. Can you imagine that?

I just wanted you to think, that's all.

Edited by MvflG on Feb 25th 2019 at 5:27:51 PM

Ouch! What did I do to deserve a Dope Slap?

Don't panic, we'll be fine just so long as nobody... ATCHOO! ...Never mind.