Stupid crackhead bit me... Does this look infected to you?
The time has come. Grab as many rubber duckies as you can find.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 7th 2019 at 11:29:14 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Dude, the new TF 2 update "Scream Fortress 2014" just came out!
Ok, that... but without the rocket launchers, machine guns, and everything else.
The Video Guy
Alright, it's time. Gather your rifles, rocket launchers, machine guns, flame throwers... the fucker's going down.
Have you ever considered I might have a good reason?
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Oh Captain!~
Why did you break into the neighbor's house and hose down the whole place?
Well, according to WebMD, it's either brain cancer, a pulmonary embolism, or some rare disease I can't even pronounce. Or maybe you're pregnant.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Jan 8th 2019 at 7:49:15 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Braids From S286 Not Included
My nose is itchy. Is something wrong with me?
And now we play the waiting game.
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Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 8th 2019 at 10:44:43 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
my current job
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Man, I've been flaking more than usual these past few weeks. Any idea what it could be?
Okay, we buried the body. Now what?
You're losing-- you're losing-- you're losing your vitamin C!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 8th 2019 at 12:11:29 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Arr! I be a scurvy pirate! Whaddya have to say to that, landlubber?
Drop the Whitehead gag and test tubes and step away from the vampire!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Senate
my current job
When reached for comment about the ongoing trade federation crisis, Palpatine's only response was... (points to co-anchor Ing)
It all started with a badly timed bald joke!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Ice Queen
Why is Voldemort trying to kill you now?
See, this is why I need a codename.
Fly Air Madeline
Who got the bright idea to name our operation "Paul?" That sounds so void of imagination I'm in disbelief.
I haven't made enough sausages today.
Edited by lewattoo on Jan 26th 2019 at 8:25:02 AM
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Why am I Strapped to an Operating Table?
(SLAP) Get A Hold Of Yourself Man Panicking now will just kill you faster!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 26th 2019 at 9:04:19 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
What's going on? What's happening? Who are you? Where a—(slapped)
I think that was just about when the FBI kicked down my door and realised I was a bear.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Heya there! I'm West.
When did you get that scar?
Yeah…
Edited by JTTWlover on Jan 28th 2019 at 11:44:22 AM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
"Team Ken, baby"
But isn't he your cousin?
Well, unfortunately, my neighbour didn't take to kindly to me playing Smashmouth at 3 in the morning.
Edited by trashconverters on Jan 28th 2019 at 9:47:52 PM
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Do you really like Shrek that much?
I really hate fucking bees.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The Ice Queen
So why didn't you enjoy that one Flash/Arrow crossover with the Bug-Eyed Bandit?
I just love chicken wings so much. *cries*
The Video Guy
Why are there chicken bones stacked to the ceiling?
Too young to feel this old, too old to act this young...
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
Brittle-Dick, would you start us off?
Man, I hate when the villains look to the newspaper's puzzle section for inspiration...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Knight Cheesebeam
Why have all the bomb codes been replaced with sudoku puzzles?!
Under the ocean, beneath the earth, above the sky and right where you are.
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
The Video Guy
So where is Xenu again, Mr. Cruise?
I don't see that as a problem, since it's not my clothes.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.We're exploring Jurassic Park, and you thought it would be funny to spill bacon grease on my clothes?!
Sorry, boss, but a velociraptor ate my research partner. Please don't ask me why we swapped clothes before that happened.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 28th 2019 at 8:19:48 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT!
Marsh! Where are those findings I asked for yesterday?
Three nickels and a bowl of soup.
How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?
The Ice Queen
So what did the eldritch god ask for in exchange for making your OTP canon?
Diana, our son has been dead for eighteen years! How do you keep forgetting that?
If alternate universes were to exist, what would out alternate selves be doing right now?
Well, it's leaking a literal bucketload of pus and so swollen it's taken over your entire leg, but I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside