Hey, why did that dude threaten to shove a flint spear up your ass?
It was harrowing! Never again!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 25th 2018 at 10:09:50 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideHow was the trip?
How the heck was I supposed to know that?!
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire wayDid you really not notice the hidden orchestra?
I drink the blood of my enemies! With a slice of cake, of course.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
So uh....why does that cup smell?
Well, first we [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] in order to create [REDACTED]. It was quite embarrassing, some of us had to [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] in order to get [REDACTED], or our boss would [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] into our [REDACTED].
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.How did the top secret plan go so poorly?
Game over
, Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!
Ever tried to quit caffeine? It's impossible.
ACCESS DENIED: INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE LEVEL
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire wayWhat's the new prophecy
for the next Path of Exile league?
You're not as dumb as you look. In fact, you're even dumber for asking that.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!Can I try to test if cats fall on their feet? By catapulting your sister's over the roof? I know she cares about it a lot, but we must do this!
I cannot nswer that, now please, do not bring up the incident of November 20th 2010, It's a dark memory I'd rather forget soon
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglWhy is there a skeleton under your bed?
Because I don't care that she's a mind melting abhoration.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"Did You Just Romance Cthulhu? Why?!
Don't even get me started...
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire wayWhat's up with that 30-car pileup back there? Did you have something to do with it again?
D'aawwww, you make me blush. Now get out of my house.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideHow ya doin'?
*pant* Never... *pant* ...never again. *pant*
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire waySo, how was was it with Daddy Shark as your personal trainer this time?
Can you not. Please.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideCan I use your sandwich as makeshift toilet clog?
I wish I could but that will be lowering my very low, almost non-existant, standards even lower than usual.
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
You want to make Justin Bieber Jokes with me?
Fuck you, I think Valkyrie Gundam Hazel is hot!
Edited by WolfThunder on Dec 30th 2018 at 8:30:00 AM
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Ever thought about the fact that your waifu is shit?
Ay, get offa me ye fahking clod!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

What's with all the PCP and Muffins?
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The Mushroom Grave! It's been desecrated!