With a side of fries!
What do you desire most?
Only tommorow.
Now that I'm no longer the only vampire out there punching through zombie skulls, how much longer before the zombie outbreak is contained?
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
Good lord, I thought we killed Alex Trebek years ago! How could that show come back?!
And that's how newborn babies can be used as natural lubricant!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I NEED SOME LUBRICANT FOR MY SINK! ANYONE HAVE ANY ADVICE?
Not Paris. Or my house.
The Ice Queen
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!
Before there is peace, blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red.
When will we finally have world peace?
Ho ho ho! Sad chance.
Dagded Dujardin
So you said you met Santa Claus himself once. What did he say to you about that time he gave you coal whenyou wanted a toy train?
I can't answer this, nor that, not right now, never ever, now please go away, die, block me from social media, I don't care, just leave me alone
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Ice Queen
Who is the best pony?
All of the men in my life keep getting eaten by interdimensional speedsters.
Dagded Dujardin
So why were you still a virgin at 35?
Take that peanut butter away, please, DO NOT EVEN LET BE NEAR MY PRESENCE!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Should I move that peanut butter?
Nope. Just nope. Honey, you'll do it, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Who wants to train velociraptors for a circus?
She called her son a "mother****ing son of a b****". I wonder how long it took for her hindsight to kick in.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
So, how's Oedipus' mum have her little episode in the first place?
This isn't buildup to a pun, is it?!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Video Guy
A priest and a minister walk into a bar...
Why? Because I hate tomatoes, that's why.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
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So, mind telling why when we asked you to write "Tomato Crop" on the sign, you decided to write "We grow Justin Bieber Jokes here" instead? (Contributors Note: Sorry not sorry. I hate Justin Bieber Jokes.)
And you're certain that the Yellow Zombie Virus won't make it over this? Clearly you're insane!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Hey! What if we put this chair to protect ourselves from the virus?
What comes up
Will the real Slim Shady stand up?
I'm your old friend amnesia( pistol whips the next poster).
Edited by Superjohn on Dec 24th 2018 at 8:23:41 AM
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Oh Captain!~
Who are you and who am I?
Kiss my badunkadunk, ya dingus!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
"You're seriously a SD Gundam Force fan?" (The above poster is cosplaying as Ryubi Gundam)
It might come in handy! I think I'll borrow it!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
my current job
And this is our Chekhov Special. If you have the proper papers, you can take it home for one day to see how you like it, but you need to return it by 18:00 tomorrow at penalty of fines. Deal?
Fucking Dudeists...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Hey? Wanna come to this new convention coming up?
Mad Libs 2.0! Come on!
Oh Captain!~
Where are you gonna be?
Just give me a call from that payphone at the corner of 24th street when you've done it, deal?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
What comes up
You're gonna wait here while I give that Mall Santa a wedgie?
I'VE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Dagded Dujardin
So what's your favorite MCU quote?
I ship it, if you don't too bad, shipping time! Also you are ugly and deserve to die, the muffins were nice tho
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
I'm just saying that shipping Ryubi Gundam with Liu Bei Unicorn Gundam doesn't make much sense to m-HEY! THOSE WERE FOR MY GRANDMA!
Oh hey, it's Santa Claus-o'clock!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
How do we make Azathoth not insane?
Chaos, chaos! I can do anything!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.