Did you hear about those people who threw all of the orange juice into the sun?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.We're looking for auditions for our next performance of Annie Get Your Gun. Show us what you've got!
It's not a phase! This is who I am!
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."Did you just heard that The Beatles' song "Got to Get you Into My Life" has been made exclusive to You Tube?
No amount of therapy, talks or reading will ever make that okay in any way
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglI've heard there's a witch on the loose turning people into cats. Would you happen to know anything about that?
*transforms into a werewolf and runs away*
Edited by AgentKirin on Nov 14th 2018 at 7:20:32 AM
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire waySo guys, I just got news that the local church will give a prize to any werewolf that helps them find out Count Dracula's HQ, anyone wanna say a thing about it?
Okay, that's it, I will no longer eat Macaroni after all the shit you've done
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl![]()
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Uh, you do realize Slenderman already claimed these woods, right? I don't think he'll like it if you start peeing on the trees...
I know what to use in the mock-up crime scene for the "murder victim" mannequin's intestines! Macaroni! What do you think?
Compared to this infestation, I think I prefer the cockroaches.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Dude why did you destroyed my whole CD-i collection?
I once got my groin stuck in there, don't even get close, it's really dangerous
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglWhy are you so scared of my vacuum cleaner?
There is a nonzero chance that I threw your hat into the sun.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.We got back from space alive, but I lost my favorite hat. I wonder where it went?
Depends on who's asking.
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire wayWHAT DO YOU MEAN, CUT THE GREEN WIRE? I DON'T SEE A GREEN WIRE! I'M COLOR BLIND!
So it's freedom of speech to say what they say, but harassment if I argue with them? Got two words for you, rhymes with duck poo.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Did you see that The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster entered a war with the Chthulu cult over the latter making a Facebook about how Spaghetti sucks, yet they had no backlash to a post that called Chthulu a "widdle bitch"?
If I ever had to do that I'll not only kill you, but I'll also kill every witness and everyone in both of our families, then nuke every country at once to be sure it can't be remembered
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglCan you tell me the name of this thing we're hunting down?
Oh, yeah, I have like twenty of them.
So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire wayWait, you didn’t think homicide was a crime?
You are hereby banned from shipping the Blight Ganons with anything, ever.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I finally finished that fanfic comic book. It's a little rule 34ish but...
Yeah, I'm sure you're the brightest bulb in the chandelier... that was sarcasm, if you couldn't tell.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.

Look, I know I said I'd give you the money as soon as I could, but you need to cover for me this one time, alright?
GODDAMN I LOVE JUICE ORANGE