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n3rd_d4sh Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
#8726: Nov 13th 2018 at 7:29:41 PM

Look, I know I said I'd give you the money as soon as I could, but you need to cover for me this one time, alright?

GODDAMN I LOVE JUICE ORANGE

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8727: Nov 13th 2018 at 8:03:52 PM

Did you hear about those people who threw all of the orange juice into the sun?

I can do anything!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
TroperNo9001 MR. NAICE GUY from The Old Man’s Study (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
MR. NAICE GUY
#8728: Nov 13th 2018 at 8:32:18 PM

We're looking for auditions for our next performance of Annie Get Your Gun. Show us what you've got!

It's not a phase! This is who I am!

"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8729: Nov 13th 2018 at 8:34:53 PM

What is this, some trans-emo-clown phase you're going through?

And I can't even watch the video because some bullshit music company is claiming copyright.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8730: Nov 13th 2018 at 8:54:25 PM

Did you just heard that The Beatles' song "Got to Get you Into My Life" has been made exclusive to You Tube?

No amount of therapy, talks or reading will ever make that okay in any way

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#8731: Nov 14th 2018 at 6:15:21 AM

So how are you doing after finding out that Nosferatu is your father?

You make it sound like turning people into cats is a bad thing! It's not! Most of them thank me for it.

>^owo^<
AgentKirin creature Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
creature
#8732: Nov 14th 2018 at 7:20:20 PM

I've heard there's a witch on the loose turning people into cats. Would you happen to know anything about that?

*transforms into a werewolf and runs away*

Edited by AgentKirin on Nov 14th 2018 at 7:20:32 AM

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire way
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8733: Nov 14th 2018 at 7:54:56 PM

So guys, I just got news that the local church will give a prize to any werewolf that helps them find out Count Dracula's HQ, anyone wanna say a thing about it?

Okay, that's it, I will no longer eat Macaroni after all the shit you've done

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#8734: Nov 14th 2018 at 8:29:17 PM

[up][up][nja]Uh, you do realize Slenderman already claimed these woods, right? I don't think he'll like it if you start peeing on the trees...

[up]I know what to use in the mock-up crime scene for the "murder victim" mannequin's intestines! Macaroni! What do you think?

Compared to this infestation, I think I prefer the cockroaches.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#8735: Nov 15th 2018 at 12:45:28 PM

Oh shit, we've got funnelwebs! Hundreds of 'em!

Because you woke me up at 2 in the morning for a fucking road trip!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8736: Nov 15th 2018 at 6:51:20 PM

Dude why did you destroyed my whole CD-i collection?

I once got my groin stuck in there, don't even get close, it's really dangerous

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8737: Nov 15th 2018 at 9:37:00 PM

Why are you so scared of my vacuum cleaner?

There is a nonzero chance that I threw your hat into the sun.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
AgentKirin creature Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
creature
#8738: Nov 15th 2018 at 9:39:16 PM

We got back from space alive, but I lost my favorite hat. I wonder where it went?

Depends on who's asking.

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire way
Benthelame With a side of fries! Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
With a side of fries!
#8739: Nov 15th 2018 at 10:16:49 PM

Who are you?

Try eating the other one next time.

Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#8740: Nov 16th 2018 at 6:54:56 AM

I ate my right hand and now I can't draw...What should I do?

Movie, everyone is watching- KILL PEOPLE BETTER! KILL PEOPLE BETTER!

>^owo^<
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#8741: Nov 17th 2018 at 5:36:40 PM

Geez this slasher villain suck at killing people does he?

CUT THE FUCKING BLUE WIRE!

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
TroperNo9001 MR. NAICE GUY from The Old Man’s Study (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
MR. NAICE GUY
#8742: Nov 17th 2018 at 6:19:54 PM

Which one should I cut first? I'm colorblind, so...

Wish not granted.

[down][nja]

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 17th 2018 at 10:30:39 PM

"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8743: Nov 17th 2018 at 6:23:49 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CUT THE GREEN WIRE? I DON'T SEE A GREEN WIRE! I'M COLOR BLIND!

So it's freedom of speech to say what they say, but harassment if I argue with them? Got two words for you, rhymes with duck poo.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8744: Nov 17th 2018 at 6:32:09 PM

Did you see that The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster entered a war with the Chthulu cult over the latter making a Facebook about how Spaghetti sucks, yet they had no backlash to a post that called Chthulu a "widdle bitch"?

If I ever had to do that I'll not only kill you, but I'll also kill every witness and everyone in both of our families, then nuke every country at once to be sure it can't be remembered

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
AgentKirin creature Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
creature
#8745: Nov 17th 2018 at 6:50:22 PM

Can you tell me the name of this thing we're hunting down?

Oh, yeah, I have like twenty of them.

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave ~ We're killing it the entire way
Benthelame With a side of fries! Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
With a side of fries!
#8746: Nov 17th 2018 at 6:54:51 PM

Have you got any cavities?

Because there weren't any you self-centered, miserable human being!!! Check back later though.

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#8747: Nov 19th 2018 at 6:24:22 PM

Why didn't you have any chocolate-frosted sprinkle donuts? I asked you to find them just for me!!

Seriously, I had no idea that was a felony in this state.

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8748: Nov 19th 2018 at 6:45:19 PM

Wait, you didn’t think homicide was a crime?

You are hereby banned from shipping the Blight Ganons with anything, ever.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8749: Nov 19th 2018 at 6:49:54 PM

I finally finished that fanfic comic book. It's a little rule 34ish but...

Yeah, I'm sure you're the brightest bulb in the chandelier... that was sarcasm, if you couldn't tell.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
SuperNerd AKA Uqau - Geek of All Trades from $LOCATION Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: a four-letter word that can be used in various ways that are mostly positive
AKA Uqau - Geek of All Trades
#8750: Nov 19th 2018 at 6:55:01 PM

I accidentally locked myself in a lightbulb! Help!

Unless it becomes self-aware, no.


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