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shackwave Ultraman Omega from Nebula M78 Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Ultraman Omega
#8701: Nov 8th 2018 at 7:19:16 AM

Why is that baby driving a hybrid car?

Not the aliens again!

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8702: Nov 8th 2018 at 7:23:13 AM

What's that weird spaceship?

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#8703: Nov 8th 2018 at 3:38:41 PM

Hey, which way is it to the grocery store?

No, no, it's fine, I'm fine, I always rip apart my clothes and weep like this!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#8704: Nov 8th 2018 at 6:47:30 PM

Here you are, your clothes are torn, that stranger's corpse is torn, you're crying... are you a werewolf? Not That There's Anything Wrong with That...

Grab the flyswatter. This Means War!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8706: Nov 8th 2018 at 6:56:51 PM

My homophobic landlord just found out I bedded my male roommate (who is also his son), what do I do?

If that doesn't work, just drown them and shoot yourself in the foot

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 8th 2018 at 8:57:14 AM

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8707: Nov 8th 2018 at 6:58:04 PM

What if my plan to invade Russia in winter fails?

Or else you will die.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8708: Nov 8th 2018 at 6:59:20 PM

So... do I have to shoot every orphan that is thrown off the Big Ben, I mean what if I don't do?

Well, that sucks for you, have a nice trip to hell.

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
dutchguy1986 Since: Jul, 2014
#8709: Nov 9th 2018 at 2:53:40 AM

You traded my soul for a single completely average marble, why did you think that was a good trade?!!?!?!?

Honestly you're only here because we needed a "turkey" for our Thanksgiving dinner

Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#8710: Nov 9th 2018 at 6:21:34 AM

So, Mrs. Lovett, why exactly did you kidnap me?

I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing blood off my hands, that I even knew they were DEAD!

>^owo^<
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8711: Nov 9th 2018 at 6:40:24 AM

How come you didn't realize you murdered the entire guest list of your birthday party?

I'm too evil for that, I'd rather not do it anytime soon.

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 9th 2018 at 8:40:47 AM

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8712: Nov 9th 2018 at 10:28:59 AM

Aw, look, a cute little kitten. Let's pet it!

Never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god and says it's absolute truth.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
aNinjaWithAIDS The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power from The Kingdom of Eltona Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Cast away
The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power
#8713: Nov 9th 2018 at 2:15:03 PM

What do you think about religion in general?

LIES! The filthy Earth boy LIES!!!

Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#8714: Nov 9th 2018 at 2:46:53 PM

Hey, Pig Pen told me you were secretly from Mars. Any response to that, Charlie Brown?

Saw your fucking leg off, JUST DO IT!

Edited by burinnu on Nov 9th 2018 at 5:47:19 AM

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#8715: Nov 9th 2018 at 2:59:08 PM

Uh, can't I just use the saw to reach the keys to the fucking shackle?

Let me explain; he's a fascist.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Composer Well-Intentioned Tyrant from the Room of Reckoning Since: Oct, 2013
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
#8716: Nov 9th 2018 at 3:32:04 PM

Why don't you tell me why you're pointing a loaded shotgun at that tied-up black guy's face?

It was only one time, and it wasn't that many people.

"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8717: Nov 9th 2018 at 3:43:25 PM

You're still driving? I would think that after driving through a crowd on the sidewalk...

Self righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone, and using his name for your own agenda.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#8718: Nov 10th 2018 at 7:13:32 AM

So why do you hate the librarian's boyfriend so much?

In no uncertain terms, sir, go fuck a pony.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Benthelame With a side of fries! Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
With a side of fries!
#8719: Nov 10th 2018 at 11:28:13 PM

What should you say to your boss if you want to be fired nigh immediately?

They just couldn't find a suitable Tellurian.

atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8720: Nov 11th 2018 at 5:41:31 AM

Okay, repeat the joke one more time. A priest, a minister, and a Dalek walk into a bar, and the bartender says, what's with the Dalek, and the minister says...

Oh yeah? Well, wait til you find out what's in that coffee.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#8721: Nov 11th 2018 at 9:29:22 AM

Excuse me, I think ye gave me the wrong mug. I ordered a beer, an' this seems ta be A Tankard of Moose Urine.

You don't become one for instant gratification! Learn patience, damn you!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#8722: Nov 12th 2018 at 5:39:04 AM

I want to be a yo-yo man! Make me a yo-yo man!

"Before there is peace, blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red."

>^owo^<
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#8723: Nov 13th 2018 at 4:53:58 PM

So how do you think this Thanksgiving dinner will go?

One batch, two batch, penny and dime...

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#8724: Nov 13th 2018 at 6:24:43 PM

How Many Fingers? am I holding up?

STOP don't do it stay right where you are! (Beat while I whip out a camera) Okay, now do it!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Nov 13th 2018 at 6:25:20 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
VengefulBale Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight from Nowhere Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Bishie Gijinka Meta Knight
#8725: Nov 13th 2018 at 6:37:33 PM

Well, can I stab that Mall Santa to death?

I teared down a wall for that, if you think I'll bend over so that you can get off scott-free, then you're wrong, oh so wrong

Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl

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