What's that weird spaceship?
Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Here you are, your clothes are torn, that stranger's corpse is torn, you're crying... are you a werewolf? Not That There's Anything Wrong with That...
Grab the flyswatter. This Means War!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Pharaoh, the locusts are coming! What should we do?
Do like what we did during the Ethiopian Butt Munching Incident of 1985: RUN!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 8th 2018 at 8:53:37 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideMy homophobic landlord just found out I bedded my male roommate (who is also his son), what do I do?
If that doesn't work, just drown them and shoot yourself in the foot
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 8th 2018 at 8:57:14 AM
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglWhat if my plan to invade Russia in winter fails?
Or else you will die.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.So... do I have to shoot every orphan that is thrown off the Big Ben, I mean what if I don't do?
Well, that sucks for you, have a nice trip to hell.
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglYou traded my soul for a single completely average marble, why did you think that was a good trade?!!?!?!?
Honestly you're only here because we needed a "turkey"
for our Thanksgiving dinner
So, Mrs. Lovett, why exactly did you kidnap me?
I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing blood off my hands, that I even knew they were DEAD!
>^owo^<How come you didn't realize you murdered the entire guest list of your birthday party?
I'm too evil for that, I'd rather not do it anytime soon.
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 9th 2018 at 8:40:47 AM
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglWhat do you think about religion in general?
LIES! The filthy Earth boy LIES!!!
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!Hey, Pig Pen told me you were secretly from Mars. Any response to that, Charlie Brown?
Saw your fucking leg off, JUST DO IT!
Edited by burinnu on Nov 9th 2018 at 5:47:19 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.You're still driving? I would think that after driving through a crowd on the sidewalk...
Self righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone, and using his name for your own agenda.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Okay, repeat the joke one more time. A priest, a minister, and a Dalek walk into a bar, and the bartender says, what's with the Dalek, and the minister says...
Oh yeah? Well, wait til you find out what's in that coffee.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Excuse me, I think ye gave me the wrong mug. I ordered a beer, an' this seems ta be A Tankard of Moose Urine.
You don't become one for instant gratification! Learn patience, damn you!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.So how do you think this Thanksgiving dinner will go?
One batch, two batch, penny and dime...
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.How Many Fingers? am I holding up?
STOP don't do it stay right where you are! (Beat while I whip out a camera) Okay, now do it!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Nov 13th 2018 at 6:25:20 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Well, can I stab that Mall Santa to death?
I teared down a wall for that, if you think I'll bend over so that you can get off scott-free, then you're wrong, oh so wrong
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, ngl

Why is that baby driving a hybrid car?
Not the aliens again!