Kind sir, would you please tell me where my baseball autographed by Ozzie Smith is?
You know me. I like them both. And I don't want to choose between them. So I want to date both. And I don't want to do it in the sneaky cheater way. I want them both to be aware of each other's existence. I want all three of us to get along. I want all three of us to date each other. How is that so hard to understand?!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Let Me Get This Straight... You've gone and plucked Ayano Aishi and Yuno Gasai — two yanderes — from their respective stories, then caused them to imprint on you... and you think this will end well?
This calls for skunks. All of Them.
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If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Commander! Enemy forces refuse to stop surrounding the base! What should we do?
You gotta just suck it up. Not everything's gonna go your way, you'll always have missteps, and you might get your foot stuck in a bear trap someday.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideSo what do I do if he finds out?
I will make it legal.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Cannibalism is illegal?! How am I ever gonna get the special clause in my last will carried out now?!
I don't know, I just started pushing buttons!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Do you want to see me drink a gallon of Phazon?
The Sun is a deadly laser.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.So what's that run-down old shack with a confederate flag on it?
Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad tracks.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.So where did you say that portal to hell was located?
I may have started the destruction of the laws of physics, most solid objects, and the entire universe.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
You missed?! How could you miss?! He was THREE! FEET! IN FRONT OF YOU!!!
I misspelled it. My bad.
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.You say you want to sermon Cthulhu? I think it’s summon, but okay.
Throw the moon at them.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.![]()
(I walk up sporting an Ash Face) "Did you know that letter bomb you sent out got returned to us, with the note 'No such address'?"
What do we do about the nest of Acromantulas?
(Loud Gulp) I'm gonna need a longer fuse.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Isn't there too little time on that fuse to blow up the moon?
Because Getter Rays.
"The true Daishogun will be born from within you!!" -Mark Three DaishogunWhy is there a giant cosmic worm invading Europe?
Because eyeballs.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
And I should go into the monster tunnel why?
Well this is embarrassing. I mean, my underpants are up there, and I'm down here...
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.I'm going to guess you decided to build self-destructing pants?

Which country did you say we were invading?
I may have thrown it into the sun at 90 percent the speed of light.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.