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Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8551: Sep 27th 2018 at 8:06:40 PM

Which country did you say we were invading?

I may have thrown it into the sun at 90 percent the speed of light.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#8552: Sep 27th 2018 at 8:36:03 PM

[up] Kind sir, would you please tell me where my baseball autographed by Ozzie Smith is?

You know me. I like them both. And I don't want to choose between them. So I want to date both. And I don't want to do it in the sneaky cheater way. I want them both to be aware of each other's existence. I want all three of us to get along. I want all three of us to date each other. How is that so hard to understand?!

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#8553: Sep 27th 2018 at 9:08:37 PM

Let Me Get This Straight... You've gone and plucked Ayano Aishi and Yuno Gasai — two yanderes — from their respective stories, then caused them to imprint on you... and you think this will end well?

This calls for skunks. All of Them.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Sep 27th 2018 at 9:11:56 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#8554: Sep 28th 2018 at 1:02:07 PM

Commander! Enemy forces refuse to stop surrounding the base! What should we do?

You gotta just suck it up. Not everything's gonna go your way, you'll always have missteps, and you might get your foot stuck in a bear trap someday.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#8555: Sep 28th 2018 at 1:32:52 PM

So what do I do about my missing foot?

This is just a suggestion, but maybe it wasn't a good idea to make friends with the kid you orphaned without telling him who you really are.

>^owo^<
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8556: Sep 28th 2018 at 1:40:40 PM

So what do I do if he finds out?

I will make it legal.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#8557: Sep 28th 2018 at 1:55:47 PM

Cannibalism is illegal?! How am I ever gonna get the special clause in my last will carried out now?!

I don't know, I just started pushing buttons!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#8558: Sep 28th 2018 at 2:01:51 PM

Mr. President, where is that missile going to strike?

It was somewhat sweet at first, but then it turned bitter, and the after taste stays with you.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#8559: Sep 28th 2018 at 2:33:44 PM

I mean i know i started the trend accidentally, but how does Radioactive Waste even taste? (A call back to another thread.)

Ok, give me that. You've had enough already!

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8560: Sep 28th 2018 at 2:48:16 PM

Do you want to see me drink a gallon of Phazon?

The Sun is a deadly laser.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#8561: Sep 28th 2018 at 2:53:25 PM

Why aren't you going out?

Five more minutes. (Goes back to sleep)

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#8562: Sep 28th 2018 at 3:01:35 PM

[up] You need to take Knight Patrol more seriously.

There's my old summer home, but it had to be renovated due to a chocolate fountain incident.

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#8563: Sep 28th 2018 at 3:25:28 PM

So what's that run-down old shack with a confederate flag on it?

Walk right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad tracks.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8564: Sep 28th 2018 at 3:29:09 PM

So where did you say that portal to hell was located?

I may have started the destruction of the laws of physics, most solid objects, and the entire universe.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#8565: Sep 28th 2018 at 3:58:21 PM

Why did you just drop a cat with buttered toast facing up taped to it's back?

See this is why you never let me go anywhere near a calculator.

KachiKirby Amature Translator Passing Through from the Garden of Wisdom Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Amature Translator Passing Through
#8566: Sep 28th 2018 at 4:43:52 PM

Are these plastic fragments my calculator!?

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

"The true Daishogun will be born from within you!!" -Mark Three Daishogun
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#8567: Sep 28th 2018 at 6:52:36 PM

[up] You missed?! How could you miss?! He was THREE! FEET! IN FRONT OF YOU!!!

I misspelled it. My bad.

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8568: Sep 28th 2018 at 6:54:40 PM

You say you want to sermon Cthulhu? I think it’s summon, but okay.

Throw the moon at them.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#8569: Sep 28th 2018 at 7:08:28 PM

[up][up](I walk up sporting an Ash Face) "Did you know that letter bomb you sent out got returned to us, with the note 'No such address'?"

[up]What do we do about the nest of Acromantulas?

(Loud Gulp) I'm gonna need a longer fuse.

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
KachiKirby Amature Translator Passing Through from the Garden of Wisdom Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Amature Translator Passing Through
#8570: Sep 28th 2018 at 8:56:03 PM

Isn't there too little time on that fuse to blow up the moon?

Because Getter Rays.

"The true Daishogun will be born from within you!!" -Mark Three Daishogun
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#8571: Sep 28th 2018 at 8:58:42 PM

Why is there a giant cosmic worm invading Europe?

Because eyeballs.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WolfThunder Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th Since: Jun, 2013
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
#8572: Sep 28th 2018 at 9:01:57 PM

[up] And I should go into the monster tunnel why?

Well this is embarrassing. I mean, my underpants are up there, and I'm down here...

The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
Jaxfirebus Since: Feb, 2014
#8573: Sep 29th 2018 at 7:06:35 AM

I'm going to guess you decided to build self-destructing pants?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*many explosions*

Smiley100P Since: Sep, 2017
#8574: Sep 29th 2018 at 7:26:57 AM

NO WAIT DONT TOUCH THAT OMINOUS LEVER

oh, he got put down today. it's no big deal, really.

StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#8575: Sep 29th 2018 at 11:00:44 AM

The big trampoline can't be here within 5 minut—

You don't know true despair at all.

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