Dude, you gotta help me! I'll give you the coordinates to my location, hurry!
You're screwed, yeah you're totally screwed.
There's 10 billion people and not enough food.
They're cutting down the forests, the earth's getting hotter.
The air's full of poison, and so is the water!
The Senate
This planet is falling apart as we speak. What can I do to fix it?
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
my current job
So I forgot to turn in a book report. What are you gonna do, sue me?
This means war!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mr President, you’ve just been invited to the world peace summit, where all countries discuss their plans to avoid nuclear war. What is your reply?
Relax, I’m pretty sure the vampire’s into me! She’ll let us out of her basement for sure!
The Senate
Oh crap, we’re trapped down here with Flandre. What do we do?
You were expecting Agahnim, but it was I, Ganon!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
my current job
Quickly! If we get through this door, we might be able to defeat Agah...nim...?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Whose bright idea was it to make biting Tide Pods a fad?
I Warned You there was a Skeleton Crew, what did you expect?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Senate
Why are we being assaulted by undead warriors?
I want them alive. No disintegrations.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Why can't i bring my BFG 9000?
Well, because Time is a joke and Space is out to kill us.
Edited by Jaxfirebus on Aug 8th 2018 at 2:20:47 AM
The Senate
You are doing well, lad. But can you break through my secret technique of Darkness?
They were... disgusting.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.What do you think of the stink bombs I made from bottles of the Bog of Eternal Stench?
And I would have feasted on their blood if it weren't for that dratted garden hose!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Aug 9th 2018 at 8:26:26 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Senate
So, what are we doing this weekend?
Will you quiet down over there? I’m trying to invade Hoth!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Didn’t Lord Vader say not to jump in too close to the system, Admiral?
Good news! Lavos is real! Bad news, LAVOS is real!
All right, talent scouts, let's debrief. Who did you find that might be able to kill SCP-682?
Nope, I draw the line at Anal Probing.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Before the storm closes in, the wolf howls at th
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Alright, so we just inserted the one hole. Now we're going to do the other, okay?
I'll admit that I'm conflicted. On the one hand, it was horrible and deserves every amount of disrespect it gets, but on the other, people are acting really immaturely towards those who like it.
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
The Video Guy
Did you see that new movie starring Carrot Top, Pauly Shore, and Lindsay Lohan?
I used to be able to do that. I also used to be sane.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
You remember when you could count past 50?
...George the Fingers?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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What do we name the giant floating hand that roams the jungle, eh?
I haven't felt this good, since I invented the exploding church pew.
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It has been a week since the church explosion that left you as the sole survivor, how are you feeling?
No, no, no no, of course not ...yes.
The Senate
Admit it. You did that just so you could ride 682, didn’t you?
Good, Anakin, good. Kill him.
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I can’t tell whether you used “Emperor” as a reference to Palpatine or my forum name.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Aug 12th 2018 at 7:40:10 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Video Guy
Um, both? Palpatine, but it works either way.
Emperor, I caught a lightning bug in a jar.
Oh no, not the Batusi again.
Edited by atimnie on Aug 12th 2018 at 9:19:42 AM
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Why is Batman dancing like an absolute tool?
If you hadn't given our universe Cancer, you wouldn't be in this pickle now would you?
Do you like all the moral discussion that takes place in media nowadays?
Why am I reaching you at the co-ordinates of the abandoned space station?!
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