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Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#4326: Aug 17th 2015 at 7:01:52 AM

What's the best course of action when fighting a losing battle?

no, that's not how it works.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#4327: Aug 17th 2015 at 8:05:14 AM

So, I put this in on my finger, and then I grab the battery?

Eh. When you've heard a male drummer singing about a man from a glam band he has a crush on, you more or less know how homoerotic it gets.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#4328: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:02:09 PM

Good lord, could this concert get any worse?

The last time I did it with a six inch needle, I killed somebody.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#4329: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:04:14 PM

Should we go for the 3 inch or the 6 inch strap-on?

At least the preacher didn't explode.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#4330: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:04:43 PM

Why did everyone explode?

But even the Joker wouldn't do that!

edited 31st Aug '15 2:05:14 PM by Superjohn

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#4331: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:06:40 PM

Should I go about how their heads will all go... 'puff', or not? I mean this performance has to be silly yet scary...

... I beg your pardon?

edited 31st Aug '15 2:28:29 PM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"
StarBee Since: Nov, 2014
#4332: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:38:48 PM

Wanna see what's in my sweater? :D

Apparently, he's The Doctor now.

smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#4333: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:40:20 PM

Did you hear about Danny Devito?

Too many alligators.

edited 31st Aug '15 2:40:44 PM by smokeycut

StarBee Since: Nov, 2014
#4334: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:44:45 PM

So what do you see down there?

Try not to drown?

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#4335: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:46:46 PM

What advice would you give to someone who can't swim?

I believe the number of dead was at 78,987.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#4336: Aug 31st 2015 at 2:48:02 PM

You got the Grim Reaper's phone number?

Iunno, I just came here for Godzilla.

edited 31st Aug '15 2:48:21 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
DeisTheAlcano Bored Witch Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bored Witch
#4337: Aug 31st 2015 at 3:05:04 PM

Do you know who's the opening act?

Well, of course it should be pears and crabs with steroids.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#4338: Aug 31st 2015 at 11:50:29 PM

What should we order?

I've got no idea, let's just pretend this never happened.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#4339: Sep 1st 2015 at 12:53:32 AM

Why is there a jar of peanut butter in the freezer!?

Shut up, I happen to enjoy slow-dancing with a Matt Smith cardboard cut-out!

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4340: Sep 1st 2015 at 12:59:07 AM

Aren't you a bit obsessed with Doctor Who?

I'm too sad to walk.

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#4341: Sep 1st 2015 at 1:34:56 AM

GET OFF THAT COUCH, GET OFF IT NOW, WHY ARE YOU SAT DOWN?

Last time we tried that, Austria expelled us.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#4342: Sep 1st 2015 at 1:38:06 AM

Hey, wanna go naked skiing through the alps again next winter?

Nah man, it makes my crotch smell like eucalyptus.

Alucart23 Since: Jun, 2015
#4343: Sep 1st 2015 at 5:01:19 AM

hey, should we try smuggling that weed of yours into Mexico?

Um, id rather not do that, im quite fond of having my head attached to my neck in a way that doesn't kill me.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#4344: Sep 1st 2015 at 6:52:15 AM

Who wants to play hangman, where we hang it other?

I believe the answer is fuck you!

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
StarBee Since: Nov, 2014
#4345: Sep 1st 2015 at 7:47:48 AM

Hey, can you help me with this math problem? Ok, you see, Jimmy has 20 apples, Liza has 30 apples, Jamie has 20 pieces of fruits of all sorts, and Steven has 10 apricots. Now tell me, what is the distance between Jimmy and Jamie's houses?

You're a newt, sweetie.

kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#4346: Sep 1st 2015 at 8:24:03 AM

Mom, I don't feel so good this morning, do you know what's wrong with me?

Because I hate when I accidentally turn all of my friends into whale sharks!

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
StarBee Since: Nov, 2014
#4347: Sep 1st 2015 at 8:54:11 AM

Wait, why are we going to destroy your transmogrifyer 2000 again?

I'm on a boat, you imbecile!

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#4348: Sep 1st 2015 at 8:56:22 AM

Can I ride on your train?

I don't think that's legal to do to your sister...

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#4349: Sep 1st 2015 at 8:57:31 AM

What do you mean, I can't get my sister involved in my heist plan?

Thanks, but we've already given three of them away.

edited 1st Sep '15 8:58:24 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#4350: Sep 1st 2015 at 9:08:21 AM

Can I buy your children?

Well, I think the Mexican army won't like that!

edited 1st Sep '15 9:08:55 AM by Superjohn

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"

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