"Oh, so..." Blink thought for a moment. "An arificially-created organic individiual? I was pretty sure those were impossible, though! Then again, you probably came from another world..."
She teleported to the newcomer's other side. "So, what's your name?"
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Gordon looked at who was talking to the newcomer and sighed. Blink wasn't a good source of explanation. He stood, and walked towards the electrode-headed, stitching-covered girl.
"Welcome to the common room," he said first, dryly. "You've been randomly selected by a bunch of godlike beings to compete in random challenges."
Brainfart moment, edited.
edited 4th Mar '11 8:59:46 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""Fran Madaraki? Well, I better introduce myself now, then!" Blink replied cheerfully, stepping back and striking a pose. "I'm Blink! Master Thief! You need something stolen? I'll steal it for you, but always for a price!"
Gordon sighed. "I'm Doctor Gordon Freeman, it's nice to meet you. Be prepared to be stuck here for a while."
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."I's very nice to meet all of you! I'm sure we'll get on just fah-ah-choo!
-she sneezed loudly, and one of her eyes popped out and rolled across the floor-
Rats!
-she covered her eyesocket with one hand and groped on the floor with the other-
Please don't step on it!
Rey stared as the eye rolled across the floor, blinking a time or two, then looked at Spriggan. "Remember what I said earlier about no one throwing up? You can forget that now."
He turned and moved behind his ring and quickly under it, though fortunately any sounds that came from beneath were muffled nearly to the point of being unheard.
Easing back into life one step at a timeClubs Deuce was with the others and was running when Fran's eye popped out. Instead of reacting with disgust, he stared at it curiously.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!"It's no problem! Although I haven't seen that kinda thing happen before," Blink replied. "Human eyes are attached by a lot of nerve tissue or something like that! Then again, you're an artificially created organic lifeform. Which is really cool, by the way!"
Gordon stared for a few moments more and shook his head. "Um... right... so, do you have any more questions?"
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up.""Well, let's see... fight monsters, incredibly unusual things that I have no desire to repeat, fix Shakesperean plays, and help psychic dolphins," Gordon said. "I wish I was joking about all that."
edited 4th Mar '11 9:30:53 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."

The electrodes are in her head, not her neck
A cyborg?
-Fran laughed cheerfully-
I should say not! Although I definitely wasn't born in the uh, "usual way".