Sadly, he isn't a troll. D: He truly is what he's said to be.
So, anyways, our Autistic hero is up too it again! Lately, he's been posting Flipnotes and whatnot, but yesterday, showing an unsurprising innability to learn from his mistakes, he has resumed his Love Quest, in a most unusual and disturbing manner.
Chris-Chan's Wet(Maze) Dream [NSFW]
Cysma, the article was axed due to negativity, however it was preserved by the CW Cki, an entire wiki dedicated to Chris-Chan's antics.
edited 30th Jun '10 4:38:24 PM by i-kun
Probably under the assumption that everybody who is everybody already knows about it.
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."I've been reading through that wiki and Dear God...I've become deathly afraid of ending up like him! I've been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, exhibiting many of the symptoms...though I think I'm just lazy because I spend too much of my days reading TV Tropes. Still, I have an idea for a story that I thought would be great, but when I actually posted a summary for it the trolls surfaced and put me in my place. I can't find a girlfriend or a job no matter how hard I try (which is, I'll admit, hasn't been very hard)...No! I don't want to end up like him!
I would much rather not reveal the message board where it happened, but I got into a few fights with the members there, as there's a forum where even the higher-ups lose their powers, and it basically exists so everyone can throw heaping coals onto the flame war until it spirals out of control. Long story short, I ended up getting an embarrassing title stuck to my profile.
I was foolish to ask for critique on a message board where I wasn't on good terms with anyone. Their criticisms ranged from "Your summary sucks" to "do the whole thing over" to "It's way too cliche".
does chris ever learn? I've been reading the cwc wiki... and I can't believe how stupid he is. I think that liquid chris is actually the real one, but in his universe. solid chris is leaking such vast amounts of fail that he broke open a whole in his (our?) universe, and everything about him is detectable by liquid chris's universe. (and ours if he isn't native here)
edited 1st Jul '10 10:18:34 PM by gigadonkey
^^
"Liquid Chris" is the real TRUE AND HONEST * Chris Chandler, and the one we all know and make fun of as Chris is really some non-notable dork named Ian Brandon...something.
edited 2nd Jul '10 5:48:25 AM by WillyFourEyes
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."Yes. Please continue. "The smart" is needed to counteract "the stupid".
"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."

Okay, over the past few days I read this entire topic through, and I'm finding it hard to believe that this guy actually exists. Perhaps he himself is a troll? A very dedicated troll? If he turns out to be real after all, I pray that I will never end up being like him.