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Cysma Since: Jan, 2001
#876: Jun 29th 2010 at 1:59:20 PM

Okay, over the past few days I read this entire topic through, and I'm finding it hard to believe that this guy actually exists. Perhaps he himself is a troll? A very dedicated troll? If he turns out to be real after all, I pray that I will never end up being like him.

Daionusthe23rd Since: Dec, 1969
#877: Jun 29th 2010 at 2:04:13 PM

Sadly, there is too much evidence against it.

Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#878: Jun 29th 2010 at 7:28:16 PM

That question has been asked many times before. But evidence that Chris has been well...Chris. For well over a decade. There is little doubt that Chris is real.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Cysma Since: Jan, 2001
#879: Jun 30th 2010 at 3:53:46 PM

I also remember that the Sonichu page used to be much, much longer, with its own section dedicated to Chris himself. Why did such an entertaining article get the axe?

i-kun Persona! from Dark Hour Since: May, 2010
Persona!
#880: Jun 30th 2010 at 4:22:48 PM

Sadly, he isn't a troll. D: He truly is what he's said to be.

So, anyways, our Autistic hero is up too it again! Lately, he's been posting Flipnotes and whatnot, but yesterday, showing an unsurprising innability to learn from his mistakes, he has resumed his Love Quest, in a most unusual and disturbing manner.

Chris-Chan's Wet(Maze) Dream [NSFW]

Cysma, the article was axed due to negativity, however it was preserved by the CW Cki, an entire wiki dedicated to Chris-Chan's antics.

edited 30th Jun '10 4:38:24 PM by i-kun

MiracleWhipHipster Since: Sep, 2009
#881: Jul 1st 2010 at 11:22:08 AM

Chris is a sick, twisted fuck.

The mayo-lution will not be televised.
Daionusthe23rd Since: Dec, 1969
#882: Jul 1st 2010 at 3:39:13 PM

Yes.

At least it made no mention to electric hedgehog pokemon.

WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#883: Jul 1st 2010 at 4:05:34 PM

Probably under the assumption that everybody who is everybody already knows about it.

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
Cysma Since: Jan, 2001
#884: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:13:22 PM

I've been reading through that wiki and Dear God...I've become deathly afraid of ending up like him! I've been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, exhibiting many of the symptoms...though I think I'm just lazy because I spend too much of my days reading TV Tropes. Still, I have an idea for a story that I thought would be great, but when I actually posted a summary for it the trolls surfaced and put me in my place. I can't find a girlfriend or a job no matter how hard I try (which is, I'll admit, hasn't been very hard)...No! I don't want to end up like him!

HEEEAAALLLP!!!

Daionusthe23rd Since: Dec, 1969
#885: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:19:57 PM

Don't be lazy, don't ignore basic hygiene, and try to not work on a story if you can't write.

Cysma Since: Jan, 2001
#886: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:24:07 PM

I know plenty of people that have said that I can write reasonably well. At least, everyone that wasn't one of those trolls.

Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#887: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:26:56 PM

Where was this you got trolled?

Daionusthe23rd Since: Dec, 1969
#888: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:27:35 PM

How do the trolls respond? Do they point out legitimate flaws in the story, or is it mindless bashing?

edited 1st Jul '10 9:27:50 PM by Daionusthe23rd

Cysma Since: Jan, 2001
#889: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:37:04 PM

I would much rather not reveal the message board where it happened, but I got into a few fights with the members there, as there's a forum where even the higher-ups lose their powers, and it basically exists so everyone can throw heaping coals onto the flame war until it spirals out of control. Long story short, I ended up getting an embarrassing title stuck to my profile.

I was foolish to ask for critique on a message board where I wasn't on good terms with anyone. Their criticisms ranged from "Your summary sucks" to "do the whole thing over" to "It's way too cliche".

Daionusthe23rd Since: Dec, 1969
#890: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:39:12 PM

Hmm.....I guess that makes sense. Sounds pretty bad. Try posting the story somewhere else and see the results.

edited 1st Jul '10 9:39:49 PM by Daionusthe23rd

Cysma Since: Jan, 2001
#891: Jul 1st 2010 at 9:49:49 PM

I did. I posted it here a while ago, with better results.

MiracleWhipHipster Since: Sep, 2009
#892: Jul 1st 2010 at 10:09:52 PM

Dude, don't worry. As long as you possess even a modicum of self-awareness, you will never end up like Chris.

After all, it's a far cry from "not being able to find a girlfriend" to "regularly drinking your own semen."

The mayo-lution will not be televised.
gigadonkey Since: Dec, 1969
#893: Jul 1st 2010 at 10:16:44 PM

does chris ever learn? I've been reading the cwc wiki... and I can't believe how stupid he is. I think that liquid chris is actually the real one, but in his universe. solid chris is leaking such vast amounts of fail that he broke open a whole in his (our?) universe, and everything about him is detectable by liquid chris's universe. (and ours if he isn't native here)

edited 1st Jul '10 10:18:34 PM by gigadonkey

terrkerr Since: Jun, 2010
#894: Jul 2nd 2010 at 5:41:59 AM

My great fear is that I will end up a historical version of Chris, spewing history rather than Sonic stuff. So I have abandoned plans to study Pali, Sanskrit, and Latin, in favour of Japanese and Korean.

WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#895: Jul 2nd 2010 at 5:47:11 AM

^^ wild mass guess"Liquid Chris" is the real TRUE AND HONEST  *

Chris Chandler, and the one we all know and make fun of as Chris is really some non-notable dork named Ian Brandon...something.

edited 2nd Jul '10 5:48:25 AM by WillyFourEyes

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
Daionusthe23rd Since: Dec, 1969
#896: Jul 2nd 2010 at 5:48:12 AM

No, those seem quite alright laguages. I mean...I don't know....but, just.....stick with whatever you like.

^ I'm calling MGS-style cloning.

edited 2nd Jul '10 5:49:05 AM by Daionusthe23rd

WillyFourEyes from [Hyperlink blocked] (Troper Sage) Relationship Status: Abstaining
#897: Jul 2nd 2010 at 5:49:08 AM

Yes. Please continue. "The smart" is needed to counteract "the stupid".

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
terrkerr Since: Jun, 2010
#898: Jul 2nd 2010 at 6:30:00 AM

Many thanks for the encouragement, but I think that it would be healthier for me to learn a language that I could speak with expectation of being comprehended in a non-scholarly context.

MiracleWhipHipster Since: Sep, 2009
#899: Jul 2nd 2010 at 9:22:31 AM

Learn French. It's the sexiest language evar.

The mayo-lution will not be televised.
Kn9 Excessively Deadly Since: Apr, 2010
Excessively Deadly
#900: Jul 2nd 2010 at 9:36:29 AM

Learn Esperanto and lord it over everyone else. It's the language of the not-ever-gonna-happen!


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