-bursts in through wall- Halt, nasty-man!
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuI'm sorry, but when a supervillian shows up, all I care about is laying the SMACKDOWN! And saving lives... Yeah, that too.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuGolly gadzooks! I haven't been active in the ol' heroing business since the Silver Age, old chums!*
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edited 25th Aug '10 4:42:08 PM by GabrielGloom
THUNDER THIGHS, ACTIVATE!.. Goddamn stupid power names... -channels lightning-
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don ZabuGASP! Could it be that my Silver Age self has become antiquated, uncool, OVERLY DRAMATIC, and just plain silly? Methinks a grim and gritty reboot is in order, old chum!
I shall stop you, with a speech on The Power of Friendship and a word from our spons - uh, I mean...
...
What is it that modern heroes do to defeat criminals, old chum?
-punches- PHLEM!
Hold on, give me a second, I can do this.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu-punches- ELBOW!
The hell?
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu


-bursts through plate glass window- Stop, evildoer!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI