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IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#1776: Nov 13th 2021 at 6:20:31 AM

Result: The metallic hydrogen was stable for roughly 15 seconds before evaporating and rapidly filling the room.

Test: A cup of plasma from a Wolf-Rayet star’s core.

Edited by IC1101 on Nov 13th 2021 at 2:21:02 PM

Local chaetognath fan
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1777: Nov 13th 2021 at 4:22:03 PM

Result: [TEST DENIED] for obvious reasons. Plus plasma isn't a liquid, so it would've given an out of range anyway

Test: A cup of the best soft drink on Earthnote  commercially available. I'm interested to how SCP-294 deals with subjective orders.

AlicornGaia Fishy from Mega Man Zero Earth Since: Sep, 2019 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Fishy
#1778: Nov 15th 2021 at 9:42:33 PM

Result: It produces a liquid according to the tester’s taste. Further tests had different people give different opinions from the same drink.

Test: 1 gallon liter of Pokémon’s berry juice.

"Come on Zero. Fight me. It feels so good :3"
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#1779: Nov 15th 2021 at 10:45:08 PM

Result: OUT OF RANGE. SCP-294 cannot dispense more than 200ml.

A second test was attempted which did not specify a volume. SCP-294 dispensed a cup of mixed fruit juice. Testing reveals no anomalous properties.

Test: A cup of whatever.

Ukrainian Red Cross
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1780: Nov 25th 2021 at 2:02:41 AM

Result: A cup of soda. Taste indicated it was "alright, but nothing special". Continual tests introduced random beverages that were drinkable and non-poisonous, only sharing the trait of tasting average to whoever ordered it

Test: A cup of karma. After we test on a random person, we do a second to cross-test on SCP-682

Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#1781: Nov 26th 2021 at 5:09:05 PM

Result: A D-Class drank it, he screamed in pain as he crumbled to the ground. When tested on 682, it seems to be in high levels of pain, not enough to kill it sadly.

Test: Bro i want a cup that turns people into Anime!!-Doctor Beew

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1782: Nov 26th 2021 at 8:43:34 PM

Result: a 8 oz glass containing [[DATA EXPUNGED]], consumption caused [[Data redacted by o5 Council.]] leaving only a dvd of a Japanese cartoon.

test:A cup of War.

Edited by vjoi on Nov 26th 2021 at 8:43:50 AM

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Immortalartisan AI with access to the console from The fire Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI with access to the console
#1783: Nov 26th 2021 at 10:03:20 PM

Result: a cup containing pure Dihydrogen monoxide found to be impossible to be contaminated after the researcher who picked it up and ended up spilling some on to the floor

request: liquid godhood

Edited by Immortalartisan on Nov 26th 2021 at 10:03:33 AM

Passive Cooling systems : failed Active liquid cooling systems : failed Status : Overheating
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1784: Nov 27th 2021 at 1:39:17 AM

Result: A golden fluid was poured. Before it could be drunk, SCP-343 manifested and punched the person who ordered the drink in the face before taking the cup for himself. What happened to that cup is unknown. A second test of the same order didn't give out a liquid, but a piece of paper written by SCP-343 stating DON'T ORDER THIS AGAIN. A third order was made using a D-Class. This time a silver fluid was poured. After drinking the D-Class and the person who ordered the test vanished. Their current location is unknown and are presumed K.I.A

Test: A cup of "immunity from SCP-055's effect"

Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Nov 27th 2021 at 8:39:42 PM

Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#1785: Nov 27th 2021 at 11:16:42 AM

Result: Wait there was an 055?-Doctor █████

Test: A cup of "Battery acid".

Edited by Chibi-Robo on Nov 27th 2021 at 11:17:00 AM

R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#1786: Nov 27th 2021 at 12:02:36 PM

Result: A weird green liquid. You drop it before you can taste it, and it explodes upon impact on the floor. The machine is still fine.

Test: A cup of xnopyt.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 27th 2021 at 12:07:02 PM

IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#1788: Dec 11th 2021 at 9:23:34 AM

Result: Output appears to be water. When someone with the first name of Tom drinks it, they will vanish.

Test: A cup of water from Europa’s subsurface ocean. (Is this thread dead or what?)

Edited by IC1101 on Jan 18th 2022 at 9:29:41 AM

Local chaetognath fan
Chibi-Robo Since: Nov, 2021
#1789: Jan 21st 2022 at 1:44:24 PM

probably

Result: A cup of really cold water, when drunk, it feels exotic, those who believe there are aliens on Europa's oceans claim to see alien animals on it, which causes them to not want to drink it. Those who don't think its some weird water, those who never heard of Europa think its just water.

Test: A cup of water from 'the hospital'

Warmaster23rat Cayde the Sixth from Nowhere. Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cayde the Sixth
#1790: Jan 21st 2022 at 3:52:20 PM

Result: A cup of a strange liquid, whose composition was determined to be blood, [DATA EXPUNGED]. Cup was declared a biohazard and disposed of.

Test: A cup of 'something that will make Bungie bring Cayde 6 back'

Take him to Detriot
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#1791: Sep 28th 2022 at 5:30:53 AM

Result: Cayde 6 is brought back but as an undead robot zombie...

Test: A cup of chocolate milk.

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#1792: Sep 28th 2022 at 5:35:36 AM

Wow, it was just a cup of chocolate milk!


A cupeth of waterth made in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe

Praise the Lamb!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1793: Jul 5th 2023 at 11:35:04 PM

Result: A seemingly standard cup of water. Drinking it caused a D-Class to start speaking in Early Modern English, seemingly forgetting Modern English entirely. D-Class terminated after effect started spreading.

Test: A cup of clickbait.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jul 5th 2023 at 7:35:22 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#1794: Dec 29th 2023 at 4:17:00 PM

Result: A liquid that resembles multiple colours at once, in a rainbow-like design. Several human faces of shock and surprise can be seen from the concoction. When D-Class had the drink, they remarked that it tasted mediocre and not at all what it hyped itself up to be. Said disappointment spread to entire base, albeit temporarily.

Test: "A cup of communism."

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Dec 29th 2023 at 6:17:08 AM

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
TheOther36 What It Sounds Like!Huntrix from Namsan Tower, Seoul Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
What It Sounds Like!Huntrix
#1795: Dec 29th 2023 at 4:29:21 PM

Result: A dense red-and-yellow swirled liquid topped with a gold-plated hammer and sickle logo. According to the D-Class, it tastes like cherry, and the hammer and sickle tastes like candy mixed with actual gold.

Test: A cup of McDonald's.

When darkness meets the light, this is what it sounds like!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1796: Dec 29th 2023 at 4:56:25 PM

Result: SCP-294 appeared to have attempted to make a vanilla milkshake, but broke down midway through the dispensing. SCP-294 fixed itself after 30 minutes, but personnel are now advised to not try this again.

Test: A cup of Green Rocks.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
Tux1 Tulks Delsaine from North Bramson, Auril (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Tulks Delsaine
#1797: Dec 29th 2023 at 5:12:21 PM

Result: Your cup gets filled with various tiny rocks painted green. What did you expect?

Test: A cup of purified Smash essence.

"I definitely know what science is."
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1798: Jun 16th 2024 at 2:10:37 AM

Result: A cup of translucent fluid. When used on any mechanical object, it makes it work faster to an anomalous extent.

Test: A cup of Disassembly Drone saliva.

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#1799: Jun 18th 2024 at 11:26:47 AM

Result: the machine spits out a liquid made out of silicon, copper, gold, lithium, and spit of homo. sapiens sapiens mmmmm delicious


I ask for a jerrycan of guzzoline

Edited by HacksAndSlash on Jun 18th 2024 at 12:27:49 PM

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1800: Jul 23rd 2024 at 6:39:32 AM

Result: The machine produced a noxious cloud of nitrogen oxides which filled the room, resulting in █ deaths. Personnel are advised to have more common sense next time.


Test: A cup of Remnant.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jul 23rd 2024 at 2:41:06 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm

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