Result: [TEST DENIED] for obvious reasons. Plus plasma isn't a liquid, so it would've given an out of range anyway
Test: A cup of the best soft drink on Earthnote commercially available. I'm interested to how SCP-294 deals with subjective orders.
Result: OUT OF RANGE. SCP-294 cannot dispense more than 200ml.
A second test was attempted which did not specify a volume. SCP-294 dispensed a cup of mixed fruit juice. Testing reveals no anomalous properties.
Test: A cup of whatever.
Ukrainian Red CrossResult: A cup of soda. Taste indicated it was "alright, but nothing special". Continual tests introduced random beverages that were drinkable and non-poisonous, only sharing the trait of tasting average to whoever ordered it
Test: A cup of karma. After we test on a random person, we do a second to cross-test on SCP-682
Result: a 8 oz glass containing [[DATA EXPUNGED]], consumption caused [[Data redacted by o5 Council.]] leaving only a dvd of a Japanese cartoon.
test:A cup of War.
Edited by vjoi on Nov 26th 2021 at 8:43:50 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
AI with access to the console
Result: a cup containing pure Dihydrogen monoxide found to be impossible to be contaminated after the researcher who picked it up and ended up spilling some on to the floor
request: liquid godhood
Edited by Immortalartisan on Nov 26th 2021 at 10:03:33 AM
Passive Cooling systems : failed Active liquid cooling systems : failed Status : OverheatingResult: A golden fluid was poured. Before it could be drunk, SCP-343 manifested and punched the person who ordered the drink in the face before taking the cup for himself. What happened to that cup is unknown. A second test of the same order didn't give out a liquid, but a piece of paper written by SCP-343 stating DON'T ORDER THIS AGAIN. A third order was made using a D-Class. This time a silver fluid was poured. After drinking the D-Class and the person who ordered the test vanished. Their current location is unknown and are presumed K.I.A
Test: A cup of "immunity from SCP-055's effect"
Edited by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 on Nov 27th 2021 at 8:39:42 PM
Result: A weird green liquid. You drop it before you can taste it, and it explodes upon impact on the floor. The machine is still fine.
Test: A cup of xnopyt.
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 27th 2021 at 12:07:02 PM
probably
Result: A cup of really cold water, when drunk, it feels exotic, those who believe there are aliens on Europa's oceans claim to see alien animals on it, which causes them to not want to drink it. Those who don't think its some weird water, those who never heard of Europa think its just water.
Test: A cup of water from 'the hospital'
Wow, it was just a cup of chocolate milk!
A cupeth of waterth made in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe Praise the Lamb!
Result: A seemingly standard cup of water. Drinking it caused a D-Class to start speaking in Early Modern English, seemingly forgetting Modern English entirely. D-Class terminated after effect started spreading.
Test: A cup of clickbait.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jul 5th 2023 at 7:35:22 PM
And also, that’s- SarcasmResult: A liquid that resembles multiple colours at once, in a rainbow-like design. Several human faces of shock and surprise can be seen from the concoction. When D-Class had the drink, they remarked that it tasted mediocre and not at all what it hyped itself up to be. Said disappointment spread to entire base, albeit temporarily.
Test: "A cup of communism."
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Dec 29th 2023 at 6:17:08 AM
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.Result: SCP-294 appeared to have attempted to make a vanilla milkshake, but broke down midway through the dispensing. SCP-294 fixed itself after 30 minutes, but personnel are now advised to not try this again.
Test: A cup of Green Rocks.
And also, that’s- SarcasmResult: Your cup gets filled with various tiny rocks painted green. What did you expect?
Test: A cup of purified Smash essence.
"I definitely know what science is."Result: A cup of translucent fluid. When used on any mechanical object, it makes it work faster to an anomalous extent.
Test: A cup of Disassembly Drone saliva.
And also, that’s- SarcasmResult: the machine spits out a liquid made out of silicon, copper, gold, lithium, and spit of homo. sapiens sapiens mmmmm delicious
I ask for a jerrycan of guzzoline
Edited by HacksAndSlash on Jun 18th 2024 at 12:27:49 PM
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"Result: The machine produced a noxious cloud of nitrogen oxides which filled the room, resulting in █ deaths. Personnel are advised to have more common sense next time.
Test: A cup of Remnant.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Jul 23rd 2024 at 2:41:06 PM
And also, that’s- Sarcasm

Result: The metallic hydrogen was stable for roughly 15 seconds before evaporating and rapidly filling the room.
Test: A cup of plasma from a Wolf-Rayet star’s core.
Edited by IC1101 on Nov 13th 2021 at 2:21:02 PM
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