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TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#1751: Dec 14th 2019 at 9:23:33 PM

Result: Subject was extremely depressed. No other side effects.

Test: A cup of joe..... mama

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
...
#1752: Dec 16th 2019 at 11:55:57 AM

Result: It looks, smells and tastes like regular coffee. Liquid has extreme fattening and uglifying properties. It also causes extreme stupidity. The cup was later locked away to prevent further harm.

Test: A cup of blended swords, pentacles and wands.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Dec 16th 2019 at 7:58:22 PM

...
Zeanobia (she/her) Sanity is overrated from My house Since: Mar, 2012
(she/her) Sanity is overrated
#1753: Dec 16th 2019 at 12:07:11 PM

Result: Liquid steel

Test suggested by Dr. Bright: "A cup of anti-matter"

Edited by Zeanobia on Dec 16th 2019 at 9:07:23 PM

#nolivesmatter
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1754: Dec 17th 2019 at 4:59:49 PM

Result: A cup 5x smaller. The cup, after 6 seconds, exploded and destroyed the room, as well as Dr. [REDACTED]'s right arm. Cup now in [REDACTED]

Test: Mouthwash, a cow, shards of glass, and blue jeans.

HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#1755: Dec 28th 2019 at 11:33:30 PM

Result: An off-grey substance with a strange consistency. Subjects who ingested the liquid began to vomit violently and wail in pain before collapsing to the ground and dying.

Notably, all subjects reportedly had visions of a field of grass and being surrounded by animals before dying.

Test: A Cup of Robert Scranton.

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#1756: Oct 23rd 2020 at 10:00:27 PM

Result: A pale beige skin-colored liquid, along with some red and white exposed when mixed. When frozen, the liquid forms a scale model of Dr. Robert Scranton.

Test: Drinkable despair.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Oct 24th 2020 at 7:28:22 AM

Immortalartisan AI with access to the console from The fire Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI with access to the console
#1757: Oct 24th 2020 at 12:38:21 AM

Result: subject literally died from depression

Test: a cup of well cheers

Passive Cooling systems : failed Active liquid cooling systems : failed Status : Overheating
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#1758: Oct 26th 2020 at 5:08:56 AM

Result: You get a handful of drinks typical for a toast.


Request: Cherry soda.

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#1759: Oct 26th 2020 at 5:28:40 AM

Result: You get cherry soda.

Request: A Can full of Red Bull.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#1760: Nov 7th 2020 at 7:23:34 PM

Result: A can of Red Bull. The subject who drank it immediately grew wings, and the can was confiscated as SCP-294-B.

Request: Bullet Hell in a can.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 7th 2020 at 7:24:17 AM

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1761: Nov 10th 2020 at 9:02:08 AM

Result: A cherry soda with a steam code for a game in the Touhou franchise printed on the can.

Request: A cup of Fad Diets.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
AyyBee121 Since: Apr, 2020
#1762: Nov 10th 2020 at 9:07:26 AM

Result: A drink resembling blended spinach. Once you drink it, you begin to loudly proclaim that it is the best way to lose weight.

Request: Tropers: The Series

R3Ked uwu'd too hard from Under there! Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
uwu'd too hard
#1763: Nov 10th 2020 at 9:10:28 AM

Result: An unknown fluid. It tastes like canned laughter, somehow.

Test: A cup of cup.

TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#1764: Nov 13th 2020 at 3:23:56 AM

Result: You get an infinite amount of cups.


Request: Apples

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Nov 13th 2020 at 6:24:10 PM

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#1765: Nov 13th 2020 at 4:04:12 AM

Result: A cup of apple juice with the stem and seeds still in it.

Test: A cup of antidisestablishmentarianism.

Ukrainian Red Cross
JFlynn03 The WereCleaner Since: Nov, 2019 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The WereCleaner
#1766: Nov 13th 2020 at 6:44:45 AM

The machine gave out 2 things: "an "OUT OF RANGE" message" and a note saying WHAT THE HELL?

Request: Cup of Life Fibers

“Don’t ask what happened during my job.”
MOARPYLONZ Electro Archon from Inazuma Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Electro Archon
#1767: Nov 13th 2020 at 6:52:40 AM

Result: The Life Fibers immediately attached itself to a D-Class subject as clothes. We couldn't find a way to cut the fibers, so we burned the fibers instead. Fortunately, the D-Class subject only received minor first-degree burns.


Request: A cup of SCP-682.

JFlynn03 The WereCleaner Since: Nov, 2019 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The WereCleaner
#1768: Nov 13th 2020 at 7:00:56 AM

[up]Sorry for sandwich posting

[Experiment halted]

O-5: Are you INSANE?! STOP WITH THE ORDERING OF SCP-682.

Request: A Cup of taco

Edited by JFlynn03 on Nov 17th 2020 at 7:35:54 AM

“Don’t ask what happened during my job.”
Omega-Void Agent 2473 from Forward Operating Base A 83 N Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Agent 2473
#1769: Aug 25th 2021 at 1:15:05 PM

A cup of a brown liquid that when tasted caused the d-class to suffer 80th degree chemical burns on the inside of their mouth.

cup of scp-1048

Scanning... Scanning...
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#1770: Aug 25th 2021 at 2:28:37 PM

A cup of strange stuffing appears. It quickly forms into a copy of SCP-1048 and steals the organs of whoever ordered the drink.


A cup of Romanov blood.

CG for short
ElSquibbonator Since: Oct, 2014
#1771: Aug 25th 2021 at 2:30:37 PM

A cup of human blood appears. Somewhere else in the world, seemingly for no reason, a random person of the surname Romanov is hospitalized for blood loss despite lacking any visible wounds.

A cup of Bepis.

IC1101 Capinatator my beloved from Maotianshan Reef Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Capinatator my beloved
#1772: Aug 27th 2021 at 5:06:54 AM

A cup that is filled with human urine. Object emits a beeping sound at about 70 decibels.

A cup of Subnautica.

Edited by IC1101 on Aug 27th 2021 at 1:07:17 PM

Local chaetognath fan
ckha42 Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1773: Sep 4th 2021 at 3:36:23 AM

Result: D-77621 has been drowned as the liquid has rapidly infiltrated the subject's lungs.

Request: A cup of Marshal (Animal Crossing)'s favorite fruit juice

Edited by ckha42 on Sep 4th 2021 at 7:42:26 PM

ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#1774: Sep 12th 2021 at 12:39:40 AM

Result: D-98762, after drinking the orange drink, was the subject of complaints from other D class personnel due to his newfound smug personality.

Request: A cup of Body Horror.

Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Sep 12th 2021 at 8:39:53 PM

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from New Zealand (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1775: Oct 21st 2021 at 10:57:57 PM

Result: A cup of human bodily fluids, primarily liquified grey matter. Closer inspection revealed it possessed a conscience. The result was taken to Dr [REDACTED] and incinerated under orders of the Ethics Community. DNA tests reveal that this used to be a person called [DATA EXPUNDGED].

Test: A cup of metallic hydrogen from the mantle of Jupiter (preferably have a droid or D-class perform the test)


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