Result: SCP-294 dispensed a liquid that constantly changed color, texture and thickness. The liquid would often bubble or ripple in strange ways. Upon drinking, the D-class gained the ability to [DATA EXPUNGED] and caused several [REDACTED] in the facility. Subject has been put under containment as SCP-XXXX.
Input: A cup of perpetual energy drink
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayRESULT: A drink that looked similar to lucozade. When drunk, the D class personnel who drank it ran around the lab and showed highly increased energy levels before dying a few days later due to lack of sleep.
INPUT: A cup of Dr Clef
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.RESULT: A cup of coffee. However, when drank by a D-class personell, they exploded violently, causing a few casualties.
"Well, there's the surprise part" -Dr Clef
INPUT: a cup of CAPS LOCK
edited 28th Feb '18 8:37:09 AM by QuantumMelody29
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.Result: The D-class who imbibed the substance immediately began SHOUTING VERY LOUDLY whenever he spoke, which eventually caused SEVERE INFLAMMATION OF THE LARYNX, and the subject's eventual death at the hands of SCP-[REDACTED] due to the SCP's sensitivity (and high hostility towards producers of) to loud noise.
Drink: A cup of Binary Code
edited 1st Mar '18 6:30:37 AM by Clockwork_Heart
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.RESULT: A cup of black and green fluid that tasted "electronic". When consumed, the D-class personnel began to speak entirely in zeros and ones. Effects wore off after a few hours.
INPUT: Dr Clef's lunch
sorry, not many people were replying and I
wanted to participate instead of just saying bump.
edited 3rd Mar '18 2:10:11 PM by QuantumMelody29
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Try not to respond to every single post from other people. It's more polite to give other people a chance to respond to something that isn't your posts.
Result: [EXPERIMENT CANCELLED]
Nobody is going to be stealing my lunch with that damn machine. -Dr. Clef
Test: A cup of FM Synthesis
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayResult: The D-class who ingested the substance underwent distortions in his voice pattern. The effect wore off after several hours, though the D-class showed increased musical aptitude afterwards.
Test: A cup of 'Game Over', subsequently ingested by a D-class personnel.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.OUTPUT: A cup of red liquid with a black swirl. After drinking, the subject keeled over in what seemed like death. Before he actually died, he asked the question, "Do you want to continue?" Upon the answer of yes, the subject appeared, perfectly alive, at the entrance of the compound.
INPUT: A cup of Papa Franku
edited 2nd Mar '18 4:15:29 AM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"RESULT: A cup of liquified rice was dispensed, The D-Class who drank it seemed perfectly fine at first but the next day they were completely decked out in a pink fullbody costume, yelling "Welcome to the ricefield mother[REDACTED]" and was shot on sight by a now traumatized [REDACTED].
INPUT: A cup of Super Jail
edited 3rd Mar '18 11:03:57 AM by Jaxfirebus
Result: An opaque gray liquid with a reflection of muted color swirls was dispensed. The D-class who drank it immediately tried to take over the facility and claim it as a "prison complex". He exhibited an eccentric personality with tendencies toward whimsical actions.
Test: A cup of Donald Trump antidote
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayRESULT:A dull liquid with a thick oozy texture. When it was drunk, the D-class personnel proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED] causing a few casualties and mental breakdowns.
let's not try that again-Dr [REDACTED]
INPUT: something to cure my cold
edited 4th Mar '18 11:50:23 AM by QuantumMelody29
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.Result: A cup of mint green liquid. Upon ingestion by subject, all symptoms of a cold vanished, and closer inspection and testing revealed all pathogens related to the Common Cold in the body had been destroyed.
Test: A cup of Boatmurdered.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.RESULTS: Initially, the machine produced plentiful flow of what of molten, silvery metal. Shorty, however, the flow was replaced by a stream of molten rock, ovefilling the cup. The stream also seemed to contain an excessive quantity of [REDACTED], as well as several instances of [DATA EXPUNGED], henceforth dubbed "SCP-294-BM-2". The flow concluded with a noise not unlike the trumpeting of an [REDACTED], though the sound did not exactly match any know subspecies. Anyone who heard the full noise without ear protection seemed to suffer from temporary madness, and began carving images of [DATA EXPUNGED] into the chamber walls. Symptoms cleared within 48 hours, but all affected seem to have been 'deeply affected' by experience.
Alright, who else saw where that was going, raise your hands. I certainly did. —Dr. O'Malley
TINPUT: A cup of The Most Wonderful Drug
edited 4th Mar '18 10:08:22 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousRESULT: A blue liquid. A D-Class tried to drink it but moved away. When tipped, it drank the D-Class. Was caught and now identified as SCP-[REDACTED].
INPUT: Troll Blood. (I mean, trolls from Homestuck, by the way)
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120RESULT: A thick brown substance, seemingly composed of all 12 types of Troll blood. Upon ingestion, subject developed significant psychic and physical abilities. Said D-Class then went on a rampage, resulting in [REDACTED] casualties and a containment breach before termination could occur.
TEST: A cup of Satsui no Hado.
A cup of glowing golden fluid that, when drank, caused lightning to strike the drinker, who had previously been caught stealing.
INPUT: A cup of Ear Worm
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.Result: Subject reported hearing continuous noise in his ears, before self-terminating via introduction of a screwdriver through the ear, until it reached the brain.
Test: A cup of Nightmare Fuel
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.Result: A cup of burning petroleum and tar that devoured the D-Class individual and turned them into a zombie reminiscent of SCP-106. The individual was vaporized with plasma weapons.
Input: The cup of Christ.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*

RESULT: A pink liquid. A D-Class tasted it and said “It was yum.”
INPUT: A cup of teal blood.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120