Output: Subject attempted to embody all tropes, resulting in a horrific cataclysm. Subject's body then self-destructed.
Input: Liquified neurotoxin.
...Result:a cup of coffee with foam reading "I'm a vending machine not a F**king wizard.
input: a cup of vampirism.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Output: The drink causes any sentence the subject says to be shuffled around to sound like something obscene or be a short palindrom.
Input: A drink of ВИD.
Output: A curdlelike grey liquid in a black paper cup. Has a scent of plaster, but seemed palatable enough. A Class-D was brought to the testing facility to taste it. Upon ingestion, he dropped limp to the ground, shook uncontrollably and foamed out of his mouth. He described what he saw as [REDACTED], and told people in the facility to Google it. A few seconds after saying it, he collapsed yet again, stopped breathing and had no pulse, and was finally declared dead. A quick Google search for what the deceased personnel said lead to this
. Remaining liquid under testing.
Input: A cup of the 90s.
edited 14th Mar '17 11:33:44 PM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)Output:Drink was similar to "Best drink I ever had" but the cup was covered in 90s aesthetics.
"Yeah, so me and a couple other people went to a bar during 1995 and... well, that's the exact drink I ordered."-Agent Baker
Input: A cup of Transformation
"It's for my fetish!"-Agent Walker
"Please, No!"-Dr.Zurita
edited 15th Mar '17 7:15:08 PM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
[[Harry Potter He-who-must-not-be-name
Result: An orange liquid. After drinking it, subject forgot all of the disturbing images he ever saw, but his mouth was burned.
Request: A cup of Brain Bleach.
edited 8th Jun '17 5:54:30 AM by brandonfave
Output: A white substance similar in composition and structure to commercially-available bleach. Given to be drunk by a D-class, who had just been shown disturbing and explicit images, a few minutes prior to the production of the drink by the SCP. When the D-class ingested it, he was not long after feeling like he had never seen those images before.
Input: A cup of serious shit.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)Result: Cup of grey floor tiles. Subject reports only being able to see in a top down perspective.
-types in "a cup of TN Ps baby photos"
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownResult: Cup containing a thin coloured solution of a lightly saturated pinkish beige hue; Subject displayed hyperactivity and extreme levels of dopamine, proceeded to speak in only fluent Portuguese of the south-american dialect, though most of their speech was phonetically impeded and grammatically incorrect; tests of didactic knowledge and logical process showed underwhelming results. When faced with photographies, speech samples, written records or any substance containing DNA related to the individual of birthname [REDACTED], subject proceeded to display extreme headaches, dementia and nausea, proceeded to deject all of their stomachal acids, lymph, blood and hydration from their pores, subject terminated autonomously shortly after.
Input: A cup of philosophy.
edited 9th Jun '17 2:55:04 PM by Almohad
Result: A liquid with a grayscale marble swirl pattern poured into the cup. The tester who drank it began to claim that he was thinking deeply about various subjects, and had developed various complex philosophical theories around them.
Input: A cup of reverse tea
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayResult: A clear, cool liquid. When drinking, the subject proceeded to regurgitate normal tea in a volume twice that of the "cup of reverse tea". Testing this substance revealed that it was identical to normal tea, and the subject had no ill effects asides from the normal unpleasent feeling from vomiting and being slightly dehydrated
Test: A cup of SCP-294
Output: A clear, slightly sweet liquid. After drinking, the researcher who did so demonstrated very few noticeable changes, other than making more puns than usual and presenting those nearby with sudden moral dilemmas.
However, the next day, the researcher was missing, and all computers in the facility began to blast epic music. Various SCPs began breaching containment, and a large, annoying white dog was seen chewing through the containment cells to free any living anomalies it could find.
Input: A cup of conquest.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!Output: A thick, red liquid of faint luminosity that emitted a dense miasmal vapor with smell akin to the combustion of sulfur, charcoal and potassium nitrate. Test subject proceeded to speak only fluent latin, linguists were able to interpret inumerous nationalistic remarks amidst delirious stupor. Subject proceeded to violently attack sorroundings whilst gesticulating the riding of an equine, swinging of sword and chant of patriotic anthems. Subject terminated autonomously from blood loss consequent of ruptured sanguine vessels of knuckles.
Input: A cup of kawaii.
Result: When a D-Class drank the sickly pink liquid, he became a cat girl. Placed in Dr. Almo's office.
Dr. Almo, I appreciate your being an otaku, but please don't make reality-warping potions off of it. What if someone orders a cup of Kyubey? -Dr. Tales
Test: A cup of Extra Credits.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

Result: A glowing white liquid. Upon consumption, subject was immediately surrounded by a bright white light. When it subsided, subject was attired in a white robe and wooden sandals, and was observed to have a ring of light floating above head. Noted to match stereotypical depictions of Jesus Christ. Subject then proceeded to claim that he had come to 'cleanse man of sin', and proceeded to turn all water in the surrounding area to red wine. Subject then terminated via gunshot to the head. Following termination, a white mist was seen rising from the body. White mist was then blown away by cafeteria air conditioning units.
Input: A cup of TV Tropes
edited 8th Mar '17 3:29:52 AM by Corrosion
''Annihilate everything.''