Result: A Titanium colored fluid. When drank by a D-Class, subject shows increased signs of intelligence about the 26th century. Subject begun to claim about the future is real, but [REDACTED] subject is now for testing in [DATA EXPUNGED].
Input: A nice cup of Majin Buu.
"I hope it works this time, otherwise i would be pissed about it." - Dr. X
Result: A cup of liquid which seemingly rewrote the test subject's genetic structure, turning him into a copy of the titular target. Liquid and subject contained as an SCP.
Test: A cup of SCP-500. (Retconned because the previous test was the most unnecessary thing ever)
edited 9th Jan '17 5:26:35 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
Insert something clever hereResult: An extremely thick ichor with a fiendish white glow. Subject reported severe dementia, obssession over Japanese visual novels and animation, existential depression and an antiquated speech pattern and an obssessive sexual lust for cephalopoda on ingestion. Subject terminated by being devoured by an invisible entity.
"Oh my, now shush." -Dr. ———.
Test: A cup of dosh.
Result: A cup of liquid asset. Subjects drinking it soon grew a fondness towards money, some even reaching sexual levels.
Input: A cup of feels.
⏰ Twitter/Instagram/Bluesky: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah. ⏰Result: A light lymph-like secretion of a dark blueish hue; two D-Class personnel [DATA EXPUNGED]; subjects terminated by severe dehydration and oxygen deprivation.
Test: One cup of cephalopod.
edited 4th Feb '17 5:06:27 PM by Almohad
Result: cup or blue blood-plasma containing suspended dna of unknown creature, with many genetic similarities to earth squids, upon consumption, subject [DATA EXPUNGED] for twelve minutes, after which the resulting creature seemingly merged with and took on the texture of the floor.
Input: cup of Gantz op.
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Results: A red, black, and white liquid. Subject describes it's taste as "Tastes like [expletive redacted]!", analysis shows it nothing but paper and various inks.
Results: A clear liquid, Subject that consumed said liquid was reverted into a state of infancy. Brain scans show that he would no longer remember his past life due to how his brain is no longer developed enough. Subject has been relocated to [REDACTED] orphanage and given the name [REDACTED].
Input: A cup of Bee Movie memes.
edited 4th Mar '17 3:27:02 PM by Jaxfirebus
Output: A black drink, when drunk, the subject seeks out the nearest wheelchair, jumps in it and says "I have crippling depression!"
"Yeah... just going to post this on my personal You Tube account..." -Dr.Zurita
Input:A cup of Super Minecraft Kid's salty tears.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”Output: A cup of salty, clear fluid, that when drunk, causes the subject to hear the sounds of 'nine year-olds banging their mums'.
Input: A cup of Shrek
''Annihilate everything.''Result: It looks like swamp water. When you drink it, you turn into a donkey. Then a ghostly ogre appears by your side and asks "WHAT! ARE YOU DOING! IN MY SWAMP?!" and kills you with giant green lasers from above.
Input: One of every Super Mario Bros. mushroom.
make corrections if i'm doing it wrong in any way
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edited 5th Mar '17 1:39:58 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...Result: Lime-green liquid that smells like onions. Upon ingesting, causes the individual to spout quotes from the aforementioned movie along with memes of it, including the "Shrek is love" copypasta.
Input: Chicken pot pie.
Didn't notice your post – was typing mine. (and not on the main thread)
edited 5th Mar '17 1:35:12 AM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)Result: A cup of black liquid. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be motor oil. At that point, Dr. Gerald had managed to slip into a car without supervision. The moment he turned the ignition, every vehicle outside Site-█, from civilian cars to armoured trucks, immediately exploded. Dr. Gerald was nowhere to be found, and the researcher who requested the order was reassigned to Keter duty.
Input: A cup of the dankest memes ever made
''Annihilate everything.''Result: A Mountain Dew paper cup, with rainbow liquid inside. Upon ingestion, it tastes like Cool Ranch Doritos, and somehow generates a pair of pixel art shades sliding in front of the person's eyes. One of the subjects ingesting this liquid reported seeing "the spiciest memes in my whole life, m8 [sic]" and singing We are Number One from the beginning, to the end perfectly.
Input: Rainbow Connection.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)Result:A multicolored drink is dispensed when Dr.[Readcted] drank the substance he reverted to the mindset of a happy child. He has been moved to site {redacted]
Input: a cup of godhood.
edited 8th Mar '17 3:19:30 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Result: A clear, white liquid. When a D-Class drinks it, they temporarily speak in a strange syntax.
Test: One cup of SCP-055.
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